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I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:12 AM

Yes, once I was mastubating in my moms room,(where the Tv is), and I feel asleep after I climaxed. Laying there with my pants around my ankles and still gripping my penis, my mom came home, and walked in and then zipped me up while I was half asleep. Things were never the same after that, and now I have ocassional fantasies about my mom, which I find somewhat disturbing.

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:13 AM

PWNED!!!

fantasies about your own mom are not cool.

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:13 AM

That is so fucked up it disturbs me.

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:14 AM

Damn, you suck. I mean seriously, falling asleep after jacking off, getting caught by your mom, receiving horny thoughts about mom after getting caught jerking off...sounds like a good plot for a hentai manga.

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:14 AM

That's not weird..

:sarcasm

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:15 AM

I almost threw up hearing about that really...come on man thats nasty...ugh(insert uncomable felling right here)

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:16 AM

It's not that bad.. I love getting caught jacking off now.. It's just fun :) and exciting.

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:16 AM

Seriously, how the hell do you fall asleep after jackin' it?!

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:17 AM

At 4/17/06 12:13 AM, -Jose- wrote: That is so fucked up it disturbs me.

I think if that dosen't disturb you your really sick...

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:18 AM

....I am shocked and apalled. Get a girlfriend..

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:19 AM

At 4/17/06 12:14 AM, Veerwhil wrote:

:sounds like a good plot for a hentai manga.

That it does i'm selling it to Japan as we speak

(They buy every thing nasty(like my pubes))

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:19 AM

At 4/17/06 12:16 AM, PerfectStrangers100 wrote: I love getting caught jacking off now.. It's just fun :) and exciting.

Why, so you can get your own mother to touch your tool?!

You are one wierd kid, that's all I have to say now.

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:20 AM

your lucky to have a mom

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:21 AM

ooh look another "i got caught jerking off thread" god these got boring after a while it basicly lost all humour after about the fith time, but youre new so whatever nothig new or interesting.


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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:22 AM

man I feel for your loss but newgrounds isn't the most understanding place... so please dont mourn here cause some ass hole is going to make fun of you.

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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:22 AM

*sighs*


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Response to I got caught jerking off! Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 12:22 AM

At 4/17/06 12:17 AM, The_OakTree wrote:
At 4/17/06 12:13 AM, -Jose- wrote: That is so fucked up it disturbs me.
I think if that dosen't disturb you your really sick...

Trust me, there are a lot of things in this world that should disturb me but doesn't:
Yiff
Meatspin
FukMeHardNPullMyHair
The Welsh
Tom Cruise

But mother/son incest is just out there.