Easter Bunny killed my Parents

[DumbassDude]

the easter bunny baring choclate eggs, ass i jumped to the toilet i pissed myself and ran to the toilet, 1 hour later (not telling u why it took an hour *fap* *fap*)
I found my parents sliced open with the foil off the easter eggs and thier heads in the easter bunnies hand, as i yelled in fear i ran far away to the nearest orphanage, and here i am, no one knows but u now, phone the police if u live in Ashington, god help us all.

[Blaze-Heatnix]

At 4/16/06 05:23 PM, Dumbass_Dude wrote:

I found my parents sliced open with the foil off the easter eggs and thier heads in the easter bunnies hand, as i yelled in fear i ran far away to the nearest orphanage, and here i am, no one knows but u now, phone the police if u live in Ashington, god help us all.

WTF

[ScissorHead]

Do you need a hug? :)

[Light]

lol they're with the force now...

[ScissorHead]

At 6/13/06 12:55 AM, Clock_Man_X wrote: WTF

HEY SHUT UP! Hes goin through some tough times right now.
*sheds tear*

[fredsmith]

okay, i will help you, dude.

go get a red pen - and color in your wrists, and then go and tell all your friends that you are so cool beacause you cut yourself... with a knife!!!

you will truely be cool, if you do so, dude.

[ZIM106]

it's alright man i feel your pain =( my parents were killed in a reck with the easter bunny..... it was a total nightmare.........wait mabye it was just a nightmare never mind

[Pulkmog]

*sheds a tear for you* what were you thinking about in teh bathroom lol

[fredsmith]

he was masturbating whilst listening to the new 50 cent album.

[Pulkmog]

huh. so im not the only one.

[TheBeagle]

Daddy will make it feel all better.

Oh wait he's dead. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[snoopdogfan]

Can i buy some acid from you please? Easter bunny killing parents, god you must be hooked up.