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Angry

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Posted at: 4/15/06 10:34 PM

I can't deny it no longer ... I am a reject ... even here in NG... amongst other rejects ... I am a complete and utter disgrace ... and I am deeply ashamed of myself

I am ugly and even my parents tell me I'm ugly every single day
I can't get a girlfriend no matter how hard I try ... I always fail at the end and I'll never get laid
I can't get a car cause I can't pass the fucking driving exam
I fail at school all the time cause I'm just too dumb to pass anything
I can't have pets cause they all end up dying at the end with my poor sense of nourishment
I have never accomplished anything in life and I have no goals ... I'm absolutely oblivious about my future
Hell , even when I walk on the streets ... people turn their eyes sideways just to avoid catching a glimpse of me ...

It's like ...I have the Midas magic touch but in reverse... everything I touch turns into complete shit ... complete shit and utter shit!

I have never had it easy not even one single day... and this ... is my tragedy ... this is ... my pathetic life.


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Posted at: 4/15/06 10:34 PM

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I'm a reject too :(


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how much more of a story could u have makin up, ure parents tell u nothing im sure but love and u just need a thread idea so stop wastin ppl simpathy for nothin ok jerk off


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I actually felt sorry for you, that is until I saw the Drew Pickles in your profile.

My Gamertag is AshfordPride.

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Hey, at least you've got an internet connection.

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I vote suicide.

All in favour?

i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Angry

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Posted at: 4/15/06 10:36 PM

I'm a reject too :'( *Holds Toocool*


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Wow, that was deep, but still, don't give up on life. Taking your own life is not right. If you did that, you would only make yourself another statistic.


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At 4/15/06 10:35 PM, AshfordPride wrote: I actually felt sorry for you, that is until I saw the Drew Pickles in your profile.

Same thought for me.

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At 4/15/06 10:34 PM, NG_Reject wrote: Im so emo it hurts :'''(

Well, at least your E-Popular! :D

Wait......
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Oh...my..gawd! I just wanna kill you for reading this you emo piece of shit! Die, as you deserve to!

also..kneel before Zod

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I'm a Reject too *holds -Reject-, Toocool, and NG-Reject*

GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. YOU FAIL AT LIFE. Go die emo, stop wasting my food and wasting my air. stop fucking whining and complain >=(

DIE EMO!!1!1

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The Drew Pickles is my pathetic attempt at comedy ... I'm nothing but a jester of misery ... even at that... I fail ...


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I think cuttin is the only solution for your predicament.

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Man, you should try to be more like me. I'm a smart, likable, funny guy who's not really that ugly, I've got to say.

See, life would be so much easier and better if everyone could be just like me.

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At 4/15/06 10:34 PM, NG_Reject wrote: reject stuff

You're an emo as well.


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At 4/15/06 10:38 PM, NG_Reject wrote: The Drew Pickles is my pathetic attempt at comedy ... I'm nothing but a jester of misery ... even at that... I fail ...

Yes you do you fucking attention whore. Go die in a ditch and get raped by a fat guy with an enormous beard named Life. Please die.

Why the fuck don't you do something useful with your life instead of fucking complaining all the time you emof ag.

"WAHHHH I'M GONNA CUT MYSELF WAHH"

Well I hope you do!!! So fucking die!!!

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It that time again dictionary time. Today were defining effort.

effort- an attempt and hard working by studying of physical labor to do something worth doing

Learn from thatt also bo ho.


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I must admit, I feel really sorry for you.

Hey ,at least you're not Furball1 right, that little bastard can't even make semen yet!

Hahaha.

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At 4/15/06 10:34 PM, NG_Reject wrote: I can't deny it no longer ... I am a reject ... even here in NG... amongst other rejects ... I am a complete and utter disgrace ... and I am deeply ashamed of myself

I am ugly and even my parents tell me I'm ugly every single day
I can't get a girlfriend no matter how hard I try ... I always fail at the end and I'll never get laid
I can't get a car cause I can't pass the fucking driving exam
I fail at school all the time cause I'm just too dumb to pass anything
I can't have pets cause they all end up dying at the end with my poor sense of nourishment
I have never accomplished anything in life and I have no goals ... I'm absolutely oblivious about my future
Hell , even when I walk on the streets ... people turn their eyes sideways just to avoid catching a glimpse of me ...

It's like ...I have the Midas magic touch but in reverse... everything I touch turns into complete shit ... complete shit and utter shit!

I have never had it easy not even one single day... and this ... is my tragedy ... this is ... my pathetic life.

Yes you are a loser, making an NG account and explaining a fake lfie story of your life, I would have to say, yes to make an NG account and expect sympathy from Newgrounders you are a looser, you'll find no sympathy here bitch

I can explain..


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Posted at: 4/15/06 10:42 PM

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lol ! My favourite bit in that rant was the "Midas Touch in Reverse, turning to shit"

Seriously, that is good material!!!! haha
c'mon am i the only one to appeciate this comedic routine of this.

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At 4/15/06 10:38 PM, NG_Reject wrote: The Drew Pickles is my pathetic attempt at comedy ... I'm nothing but a jester of misery ... even at that... I fail ...

I fucking hate you! OH boo hoo. Ur just some fucking emo looking for attention and symphaty.

Du us all a favor and drop dead


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Aw hell. Here we go again, another 15+ page thread over this that'll get bumped constantly, just like theNGpro and the other time he did something like that, and the various ones by pokemon_trainerBROCK. Fux.

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At 4/15/06 10:35 PM, -Revenant- wrote: I vote suicide.

All in favour?

I


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At 4/15/06 10:35 PM, -Revenant- wrote: I vote suicide.

All in favour?

Agreed.

ME AND MY BROTHER BENNICE MOVED THE HOLY BIBLE TO THE FICTION SECTION IN THE LIBRARY LOLOLOL WE ARE SO COOL AND CLEVER YEH DOOD

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At 4/15/06 10:44 PM, hoops31237 wrote:
At 4/15/06 10:35 PM, -Revenant- wrote: I vote suicide.

All in favour?
I

I say....neigh.


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At 4/15/06 10:43 PM, -ChaosTheory- wrote: Du us all a favor and drop dead

Take your own advice kthx.

i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Posted at: 4/15/06 10:47 PM

I seek for no sympathy as I deserve none ... I am cursed and loathed by everyone I know ...

I just don't know what to say because words fail me ... I'm at the brink of the tunnel and I am very lowly . . . I am not even worthy of speaking to you all as nothing good comes out of me ...


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O please have no sympathy to this pathtic joke of a person obviously faking this story hello read his name. He has internet is his parent thought him ugly then he shouldn't be here.


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Wow.. sucks for you.


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