It sucks when the purple helmet warrior gets stuck in vacuum cleaners, hot tub jets, water spickets, beer bottles, the paste jar etc.
jk. what ACTUALLY sucks is having your birthday forgotten because your parents think that celebrating "JESUS' RESURECTION" is much more important.
At least that won't happen this year, but man, Jesus is a prick. He owes me $3000 from a poker game, but just because he thinks he's the "son of god" he doesn't have to pay up. JESUS, YOU ARE A CUM GUZZLING SLUT BAG, AND I SPIT ON YOU, GO FUCK YOUR NAIL WOUNDS BITCH!