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I killed some swans, called the paper and told them there were suspicious looking dead swans.

I did this in Fife.

I went 304893089048903 and 1 on Counter Strike.

My cell phone rang... and i picked it up!

:Im awsome huh!?

I watched David Jason talk about changing nappies on TV.

Already did.

At 4/9/06 08:01 PM, Link50000 wrote: Will this impress you?

u sick fuck

u r a disgrace to humans

At 4/9/06 08:04 PM, weaponofchoice wrote:

At 4/9/06 08:01 PM, Link50000 wrote: Will this impress you?

u sick fuck

u r a disgrace to humans

Why thank you kind sir, i know many more if you would like to see :D

I had penis for breakfast.

I can suck my own dick. It was an accidnet I swear

At 4/9/06 08:01 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote:

At 4/9/06 08:00 PM, ChocloMan wrote: Scotland has AIDS and the IRA sucks.

ChocloMan has failed to impress me.

Weeks of planning.... All my hopes and dreams crushed...

At 4/9/06 08:07 PM, ChocloMan wrote:

Weeks of planning.... All my hopes and dreams crushed...

Would you like a razor blade :D

At 4/9/06 08:02 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I killed some swans, called the paper and told them there were suspicious looking dead swans.

I did this in Fife.

Hahahahaha

I like it.

At 4/9/06 07:49 PM, scottmale24 wrote: I went outside today.

I did too. It was magical, almost.

hey mick you remember me yeah ... i better impress you by default or else we are so over....

The Irish didn't invent Whiskey, the Scottish did.

Scotland suffers from only one thing - too much England

ZeroAsALimit impresses me. On so many levels...

I punched a protestant today.

At 4/9/06 08:23 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: ZeroAsALimit impresses me. On so many levels...

Yes, my microscopic penbis is a marvel of science.

Im the real slim shady.

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=464781

I'm Ginger!

I know the meaning of life. And the meaning of life is.......................................T
he newgrounds BBS. What a surprise! Not. I also know when the world will end. The world will end when i get bored of it and decide to destroy it. I also am impressive because i know a cool trick i can pull on your brain. Tihs is the tcirk, rgiht here. as lnog as the frist and lsat lteter in a wrod rmeian the smae yuor barin precieevs it the smae no mtaetr how jubmeld the isndie lteters are. That was cool wasnt it. Well, wether you think it was or you think it stunk i say you are a retard. Because i am so impressive. I can recite the first verse of The ultimate showdown song with 100% accuracy not including punctuation and spelling. I wont because that would take way too much time and because i have nothing but time here i go. "Old godzilla was hoppin' around tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly batman burst from the shade and hit godzilla with a bat gernade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didnt expect to be blocked by shaq who procedded to open up a can of shaq fu when aron carter came out of the blue and he started beating up shaquile o neil then they both got flattend by the batmobile before he could make back to the bat cave abraham lincoln popped out of his grave and pulled an AK-47 out from under his hat and blew bat man away with a rat a tat tat then he ran out of bullets and he ran away because optimus prime came to save the day. This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny good guys bad guys and explosions as far a the eye can see and only one will survive i wonder who it will be this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny." And thats all thats impressive about me except for my excellent power of reveiwing which i cannot example at this time.

wow

just wow

In my 20 years of existance, I have saved two human lives.

And damned eight...

Fenrus1989 impresses me - although I don't really care which of the two invented Whiskey because I can claim to be from either,

DingoTheDog has impressed me.

arab_freak has impressed me...sort of.

Ginger_Dave has annoyed me. For the simple fact that he's ginger. Oh, if anyone else ginger...I don't apologise and you also annoy me.

At 4/9/06 08:34 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote::

Ginger_Dave has annoyed me. For the simple fact that he's ginger. Oh, if anyone else ginger...I don't apologise and you also annoy me.

I know what you mean... I annoy myself a lot of the time.

Thankfully I'm thinking of becoming a skinhead, though then there's still the pubes to worry about...

Plz b imprseed??!?

At 4/9/06 07:49 PM, scottmale24 wrote: I went outside today.

Oh my god! A meteor!

I made up a joke:

Guy: I molested a young boy. Am I gay?
Other guy: Did you kiss him?
Guy: No.
Other guy: No, you're not gay.

Impressed??

Evil_Gnome has impressed me.