How will you die?!?

[Dez]

I went on this site... www.thedeathpsychic.com and I discovered how I will die :
During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

After a few minutes of confuzlation (I love this word^_^) I realised that AT LEAST I would die fighting ^_^

anyways, you should try, maybe you'll end up with something as cool as getting the shit beaten out of yourself with a turkey leg!

[somebodyyoudontknow]

*yawn*

[I-ILG]

You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

[ColdActionYiffFur]

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

:(

[KillMoochie]

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

awww.... that aint fun

[Flak-1]

While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.

Final Destination 3?

[MRED]

Drenched in Seamen..

What the fuck..

[Dual-Glock]

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

Pfft.... yeah right, As if I'll ever be able to afford to even buy a plane ticket in the first place.

Lol, Not bad.

[HTID]

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

[Dez]

At 4/8/06 01:47 AM, somebodyyoudontknow wrote: *yawn*

it is NOT boring :(

At 4/8/06 01:48 AM, LittleMissPrissy wrote: You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

lolzors

At 4/8/06 01:48 AM, 8-D wrote: A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

this one made me laugh so hard, lol

At 4/8/06 01:48 AM, KillMoochie wrote: While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

ewwww...bloody!

At 4/8/06 01:49 AM, FIak wrote: While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.

Final Destination 3?

...well I guess you better NOt avoid it if you don't want to be killed by ZE evil emo kid >:(

At 4/8/06 01:49 AM, Dual_Glock wrote: A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

casual :(

At 4/8/06 01:49 AM, grenade_launcher69 wrote: While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

WTF...is that an actual real on or are you just shitting me there... oh wait... I guess it's a real one... I mean... beaten up by a turkey leg IS weird after all... 8-)

[<deleted>]

"A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast."

......Is it odd that if I punch in the same age gender and name I still get different results?

[MercuryClawk]

"While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly."

WTF at least you guys got really weird/funny deaths I get hit by a fucking motorcycle.

[Ezgamer]

Real name: While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.

User name: You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.

[Cool-Points]

While crossing a typically a very quiet street, you're struck instantly by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

[jEWjEWnAZI]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

Jesus Christ...

[Cool-Points]

wow, my death is fucking boring...

[Ingro1]

A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.
tel me something i dont know ; )

[Dez]

At 4/8/06 02:04 AM, VilePigSlayer- wrote: As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

Jesus Christ..

O_O dude!

[Radiator-Clock]

I am going to be beheaded by a unproperly hung spinning ceiling fan.Nice, perfect death.

[Casualty]

"A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard."

Yeah we'll see about that.

[Dez]

wow...

Adam -19 - male "You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)"

YUP

[Soul-Blade]

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

(

[LordRobert]

Real Name: A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.

User Name: You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.

Awesome.

[Kuro]

A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.

[GetSmart]

Meh, my death is pretty dumb, just sitting in my room eatting dinner alone, I choke, pass out and die. Pretty lame, but almost true... for the past month I've been eatting lonely meals in my room... only a matter of time.

[wwwyzzerdd]

You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.
What a manly death.

[VectorManJam]

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

eh.....

[Dojack]

You Are Abuducted by aliens for research purposes. After Months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction at the height of 3,000 feet.

Wow That Is Pretty Bad.

[someone-else]

Real Name: As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.

User name: Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.

Wow, my user name is so not interesting :P

[cool4345]

... wtf? real name: While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.
im disabled... and why would i want to mow the lawn anyway?

user: A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure.

... wtf? doctors clean needles before using them again!