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"Now."

The word of the day is 'legs', want to join me in my car and spread the word?

*Walks up to chick smoking a cigarette*

"You know, you and me have something in common. We're both smokin'!"

"If I were a planet that was about to hurdle towards you, I'd be Neptune so I could crash into Uranus."

My bed's the bread and you're the butter, because I'm going to spread you out all over it."

Wow, those are bloody awful.

I'll put it in just for a second, promise.

"Hey, Bitch get yo fine ass over here"

At 4/8/06 02:42 AM, kromeclutch wrote:

At 4/8/06 02:35 AM, blamurai wrote:
LOL!!!even better Linky to one of the most hopless lines EV-ER... clicky clicky

AHAHAHAHAH!!! That's gotta be either a ...something, or a pedo!
Made me $h!t meh pants : P *po0t*

no kidding dude... watch the movies in the collections the link is in my previous post before that

With a birthday cake shaped hat on.

"Why don't you come to my place and blow me out?"

I did not care to look and see if these were posted already, so yeah.

1)Sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.

2)Are you from Tenesse? Cause your the only Ten I see.

3)Are those space pants? Cause that ass is out of this world.

4)Does it cost extra to piss on you?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your pants!

At 4/8/06 02:35 AM, blamurai wrote:

At 4/8/06 02:26 AM, blamurai wrote: NOthing can top this guy's line... I don't recall which submission but it has the entire thing ...

"HELLo MY,Future Girlfriend..This is what I sound like"

LOL!!!even better Linky to one of the most hopless lines EV-ER... clicky clicky

EL OH EL... Dam, that's just so sad...

At 4/8/06 01:57 AM, LittleMissPrissy wrote: "Hey kitten? How about spending one of your nine lives with me?"

ok

AHAHAHAHAH!!! That's gotta be either a ...something, or a pedo!
Made me $h!t meh pants : P *po0t*

no kidding dude... watch the movies in the collections the link is in my previous post before that

...Wow, that's sad! Lol, Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite in a way.

At 4/8/06 03:54 AM, kromeclutch wrote:

...Wow, that's sad! Lol, Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite in a way.

yeah, except... Napoleon Dynamite Was one funny mother Fucker!!! GAWSH!!!

At 4/8/06 03:34 AM, Wicked_Clown17 wrote:

1)Sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.

Heh heh, clever.

At 4/8/06 02:54 AM, GetSmart wrote: The word of the day is 'legs', want to join me in my car and spread the word?

Good 1ne^^^

Probably you've heard this, but:
I think I'm lovesick, because whenever I look at you... I get sick....

I was going to post a picture of michael Jackson to add the effect, but that's just too cruel.

I've got the pick up, do you have the line?

Hey babe....I just got out of jail.....I got a hotel room across the street.....Room 206......don't make me come back down here.

At the bar:
"Excuse me miss, may I push in your stool?"

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

-Janus

For the record, this one works.

Just point to it and say, "Well, it's not going to suck itself."

At 4/8/06 07:23 PM, Monocrom wrote: Just point to it and say, "Well, it's not going to suck itself."

Hahah, I like that approach!