Worst Pick-up Lines Ever...

[Kromeclutch]

K, for starters:
If you were president your name would be Baberaham Lincoln.

[evilpigshit]

Yank me doodle, " its a dandy!"

[StealthBeast]

"mhmm girlll. you so fiiine. you put the Ho in homosexual"

[Vile-Pudding]

At 4/8/06 01:14 AM, kromeclutch wrote:
If you were president your name would be Baberaham Lincoln.

You got that from Wayne's World.

"I'm married, you're married, we already have something in common."
"Hey! I know you from the bus!"

[W35]

I have plenty:
1) Quick!! Need sex now... explain later
2) Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
3) (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
4) Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?
5) Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
6) "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"
7) Be unique and different, say yes.
8) (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
9) I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
10) You -will- go home with me tonight.
11) Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
12) Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
13) Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
14) Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
15) If I followed you home, would you keep me?
16) (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
17) You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
18) Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
19) You're ugly but you intrigue me.
20) Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
21) Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
22) Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
23) Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
24) I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
25) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
26) Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name
27) There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
28) (Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama!
29) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
30) Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
31) Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers
32) You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
33) OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.
34) Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?
35) Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot!

[jEWjEWnAZI]

"You put the erect in erectile dysfunction"

[I-hate-numa-numa]

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!111
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[MadCow]

At 4/8/06 01:18 AM, -W35- wrote:
16) (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate."

That would scare me into sleeping with you in a flash!

[Smizzoach]

Suck my dick.

<Smack>

Please?

[CaptainPeepers]

If you tell anyone, I'll fucking cut you.

[HTID]

I might not be Fred Flinstone but i sure can make your bed rock

I have never used this one before... honest

[<deleted>]

"Are you an angel or am I in heaven?"

"you have a a nice ass [pause] mule."

[blamurai]

I like the one Will ferrel does from Night at the Roxbury

do you know what i heard when I first met you ... BYOOOO!!! BYOOO!!! BYOOO!!!!

It's... it's an ambulance... coming to take me away cuz the sight of you stopped my heart. BYOOO!!! BYOOO!!!

I made up a couple i think,:

Some one calle animal control CUZ I SEE A FOX!!!!

Get the referee, CUZ I SEE A KNOCK OUT!!!!!

[HTID]

Have you ever tripped over a stump?....[waits for response] How about a root?

[MadCow]

Here's one "Damn ur hot, wanna suck mah cawk?"

[ZENON]

At 4/8/06 01:54 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: Here's one "Damn ur hot, wanna suck mah cawk?"

I think it might be the time of the day and the fact that I'm listening to Pink Floyd, but that made me burst out in laughter.

Hahaha, haha.

[HTID]

At 4/8/06 01:18 AM, Calamitus wrote: You got that from Wayne's World.

SCHWING!!!

[I-ILG]

"Hey kitten? How about spending one of your nine lives with me?"

[Dual-Glock]

Sleek-the-elite's Top 5!

1) Baby, Your skirt is like a curtin, you know, I just wanna pull it up... to let some sunlight in... cause I'm scared of the dark and that...

2) Hey baby, You want some lebanese between you knees? ...Ya don't?... Well, turn around... Oh shit is that ya boyfriend?!? *runs*...

3) So your a school teacher? Hmm, interesting... Well heres a riddle for ya; Hey diddle diddle get your cat on my fiddle so we can compare our moons.

4) Typical bus, No seats. Don't worry baby, cause as long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit... Just let me shave first...

5) Oh yeah, You like marine life? well why don't we, Free willy in my water bed.

[MadCow]

At 4/8/06 01:55 AM, -ZENON- wrote:

At 4/8/06 01:54 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: Here's one "Damn ur hot, wanna suck mah cawk?"

I think it might be the time of the day and the fact that I'm listening to Pink Floyd, but that made me burst out in laughter.

Hahaha, haha.

It's things like that that validate my worthless existance, <3

[Karbon]

Let's let only latex stand between our love.

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!

You look like my next girlfriend.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Lie down. I Think I love you.

I'm an organ donor, need anything?

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

If I were you, I'd do me.

Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd look good on you.

Should I call you in the morning, or just nudge you?

Your place or mine?

My feet are getting cold, 'cause you knocked my socks off!

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Do you believe in love at first sight? If not I'll walk by again.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Can I get some fries to go with that shake?

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, my name is Chance. Do I have one?

Can I see your tan lines?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Can I borrow your library card, 'cause I want to check you out.

Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night.

Nice dress, can I walk you out of it?

I think I would fall madly in bed with you.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Beat that. >: )

[I-ILG]

At 4/8/06 02:07 AM, DJ-Karbon wrote: That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

lmao

[Ingro1]

nice shoes, wanna fuck

[blamurai]

NOthing can top this guy's line... I don't recall which submission but it has the entire thing ...

"HELLo MY,Future Girlfriend..This is what I sound like"

[Kromeclutch]

Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

Heh, like that one!
Made me lol my pants.

[blamurai]

At 4/8/06 02:26 AM, blamurai wrote: NOthing can top this guy's line... I don't recall which submission but it has the entire thing ...

"HELLo MY,Future Girlfriend..This is what I sound like"

LOL!!!even better Linky to one of the most hopless lines EV-ER... clicky clicky

[stafffighter]

I'll pay

[Kromeclutch]

At 4/8/06 02:35 AM, blamurai wrote:
LOL!!!even better Linky to one of the most hopless lines EV-ER... clicky clicky

AHAHAHAHAH!!! That's gotta be either a ...something, or a pedo!
Made me $h!t meh pants : P *po0t*

[VectorManJam]

want tuh tug on muh lockes?

[jEWjEWnAZI]

Me: Excuse me but did you just fart?
woman: EWW! no....why?
me: Cuase you just blew me away.