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Posted at: 4/7/06 10:49 AM
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If you were in the bathroom cause you had to take a massive Shit. You try real hard and that turd isnt going out. Your sweating because this is the most horrifying experience you have ever encountered. You put your ass up to the mirror and see a turtles head slide out of your anus, look around, then slide back in. What is your next course of action?
Posted at: 4/7/06 10:50 AM
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Take a gun and Shoot the bastard ....
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I'd think... 'How the HELL did that get in there?'
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Try to communicate.
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Posted at: 4/7/06 10:51 AM
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Think about what I ate for the past couple of days....
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try this
Posted at: 4/7/06 10:52 AM
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Scream!
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Posted at: 4/7/06 10:54 AM
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I'd name it and feed it.
Posted at: 4/7/06 10:56 AM
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Well, I'd get in a steaming bath and having some turtle soup.
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Punch your stomach. Or shove the loo brush up your ass.
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Posted at: 4/7/06 10:58 AM
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I would try and make it touch cloth.
Posted at: 4/7/06 11:08 AM
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Use the plunger.
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Posted at: 4/7/06 11:09 AM
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Teach to eat my shit so I'd never have to take a dump again
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Posted at: 4/7/06 11:10 AM
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At 4/7/06 11:09 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: Teach to eat my shit so I'd never have to take a dump again
Fuck that, i love taking a shit :D
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I would eat a few monkeys and a squirell and start a zoo.
Posted at: 4/7/06 11:12 AM
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I'll remember to try and chew my food i guess.
The whole eating white castle burgers like a duck thing didn't feel that good anyways...
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Posted at: 4/7/06 11:14 AM
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Rape it.
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Posted at: 4/7/06 11:19 AM
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At 4/7/06 11:10 AM, CrazyOrangePeanuts wrote: At 4/7/06 11:09 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: Teach to eat my shit so I'd never have to take a dump againFuck that, i love taking a shit :D
now..what the fuck..
Posted at: 4/7/06 11:21 AM
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like, wedge it with your finger.
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Posted at: 4/7/06 11:24 AM
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I would eat some broken glass and kill the fucker!
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i would go to my room and take loads of prunes mixed with lsd, and thats that sorted.
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Posted at: 4/7/06 11:25 AM
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push....HARD. Like giving birth to a baby. Not saying what color baby.
Posted at: 4/7/06 11:26 AM
At 4/7/06 11:25 AM, 1Dizmal1 wrote: push....HARD. Like giving birth to a baby. Not saying what color baby.
big fat white one?
Posted at: 4/7/06 11:42 AM
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How about sucking the turd back up and sucking air up with your ass. After sucking as much air as you can, let 'er rip! It will fire out of your ass and smash the toilet it lands in. Also, you will have a bigger crack.
Posted at: 4/7/06 11:59 AM
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At 4/7/06 11:42 AM, The_Obsession wrote: How about sucking the turd back up and sucking air up with your ass. After sucking as much air as you can, let 'er rip! It will fire out of your ass and smash the toilet it lands in. Also, you will have a bigger crack.
OMG that is the BEST idea ive heard all day!!!
Posted at: 4/7/06 12:32 PM
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Stop smoking that shit?
Posted at: 4/7/06 12:34 PM
Try this....
Posted at: 4/7/06 12:44 PM
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I would shove a SMALL bit of pie up there (I couldnt waste pie) and ask him to come out.
That is kinda ironic because during typing this post I went to shit.
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Posted at: 4/7/06 01:07 PM
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if that happens then drink alot of water, from wha i heard that helps. Fuck that would suck!
Posted at: 4/7/06 01:12 PM
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Talk to the turtle. Listen to what he has to say.
"Whoa, where am I?"
"The bathroom, pal."
"Really? You wouldn't shit me now, would ya?"
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