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Posted at: 4/6/06 12:58 PM
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So for the first time in a long time I decided to have breakfas, I got out a bowl and the milk, and cereal. I'm eating it while watching flash....then I look down and there he is. I swear to God there's this image of a man with a beard, I should've taken a picture, but I was to hungry and ate it.
Posted at: 4/6/06 12:59 PM
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Fuck, a bearded man!!!11
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You ate Jesus? YOU DIRTY BLASPHEMOUS WHORE.
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You ate Jesus? Looks like someone is going to hell.
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I found Jesus he was behind the couch.
Posted at: 4/6/06 01:00 PM
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I smell the hellish smoke already....!
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And bacause it had a beard you assume its jesus?
Everyone knows its Chuck Norris.
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Posted at: 4/6/06 01:01 PM
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are you sure they wern't "homeless o's"
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You ate someone who died for you.
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That's what I've always wondere.
The dude had a perfectly good grilled cheese sandwich in front of him, and instead of chowing down, he checked for JESUS on the bread.
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Posted at: 4/6/06 01:05 PM
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At 4/6/06 12:59 PM, Practical wrote: You ate Jesus? YOU DIRTY BLASPHEMOUS WHORE.
Actually Christ told us to eat His flesh and drink His blood.
Finding him in cereal is a different story.
Posted at: 4/6/06 01:06 PM
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He exists in many forms and places, good Seanmir.
Posted at: 4/6/06 01:08 PM
Hahahah the bread at the last supper was not french toast.
Posted at: 4/6/06 01:14 PM
At 4/6/06 01:06 PM, -Platinum- wrote: He exists in many forms and places, good Seanmir.
Yeah but in my cereal? And its SeanMLR not mir
Posted at: 4/6/06 02:09 PM
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Somehow I think you made one to many vodkas before you left for breakfast that morning.
Posted at: 4/6/06 02:11 PM
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And Jesus commits assisted suicide once again :'(
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Posted at: 4/6/06 05:25 PM
At 4/6/06 02:09 PM, Dash-mage wrote: Somehow I think you made one to many vodkas before you left for breakfast that morning.
hey some people need different things to get them going in the morning
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