USERNAME:
PASSWORD:
Save Info!
Logging in…
This topic is 2 pages long. [ 1 | 2 ]
[ Profile | Posts | Contact ]
Posted at: 4/6/06 09:50 AM
Sign-Up: 03/29/06
Posts: 184
Ok my mom just left for work and she said when she gets back she's gonna ground me if I don't do the dishes. I was all like: 'Mom I'm 23 I'm not gonna do the dishes anymore'
and then she slammed the door and walked out.
So, I need you guys to tell me what to do to get out of doing the dishes.
thx!
Posted at: 4/6/06 09:51 AM
Sign-Up: 09/08/05
Posts: 10,781
kill yourself
always works for me...
I hardly ever come here anymore....
Posted at: 4/6/06 09:53 AM
Sign-Up: 07/15/05
Posts: 897
don't you have a dishwasher?
no
Posted at: 4/6/06 09:56 AM
Sign-Up: 06/10/05
Posts: 500
Respect your parents. You're 23, make them proud. Help them, don't go posting stuff on internet.
Posted at: 4/6/06 09:57 AM
Sign-Up: 11/05/05
Posts: 2,503
Have sex with the dishes.
it ALWAYS works.
Posted at: 4/6/06 09:58 AM
Sign-Up: 04/01/06
Posts: 1,965
This probabally wont be of much help to you but im 18 and if my dad tried any shit like that on me i'd just tell him to get fucked.
Sig by madknt Sig pinkified by jackmorrison
Sign-Up: 06/19/04
Posts: 25,163
At 4/6/06 09:51 AM, Noob-Antichrist wrote: kill yourself always works for me...
But you're an antichrist, you just meerly come back to life.
I say, you must give her a cup of tea and act very english. That or kill yourself or plead insanity.
PLACEBO ARE DEATH METAL.
At 4/6/06 09:56 AM, Orchidaceae wrote: Respect your parents. You're 23, make them proud. Help them, don't go posting stuff on internet.
I already help them enough! I have to work 20 hours a week at my job at taco bell, and then she makes me give her $30 of my money every month for rent! Pfah! I do enough for them. They can do the dishes.
Sign-Up: 11/14/05
Posts: 7,853
At 4/6/06 09:56 AM, Orchidaceae wrote: Respect your parents. You're 23,
Move out and buy yourself paper plates and plastic cutlery every week. You're missing batchelorhood!
It's pronounced Rag-el you fools! My DeviantArt! My Camp North Art!
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:01 AM
Sign-Up: 03/06/06
Posts: 51
At 4/6/06 09:50 AM, roflwofl wrote: Ok my mom just left for work and she said when she gets back she's gonna ground me if I don't do the dishes. I was all like: 'Mom I'm 23 I'm not gonna do the dishes anymore'
MOVE OUT
Seriously man, when your 17/8 and finished school, it's time to leave. Iether give further education a crack or go move into a city for a while.
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:02 AM
Sign-Up: 10/29/01
Posts: 11,911
You live in your parents' house, you're 23 and you're complaining about doing the dishes. Wow, am I the only one here who thinks this guy is beating the ladies off with a stick?
Think you're pretty clever...
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:04 AM
Sign-Up: 04/16/05
Posts: 2,841
Haha, wow, a whole 20 hours, huh? Pull a 50+ week if you want some of my respect. You sound like one of those leeches who lives in their parents basement forever.
Je pense, donc je suis.
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:05 AM
Sign-Up: 04/04/06
Posts: 78
At 4/6/06 10:02 AM, Gunter45 wrote: You live in your parents' house, you're 23 and you're complaining about doing the dishes. Wow, am I the only one here who thinks this guy is beating the ladies off with a stick?
I second that
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:09 AM
Sign-Up: 09/15/04
Posts: 6,995
At 4/6/06 09:50 AM, roflwofl wrote: shit
Age: unspecified
Why do you hide your age? You're probably 12.
Wi/Ht #29, EGB Newgrounds Log ~ Portal Guard Also, NG Alcoholics
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:13 AM
Sign-Up: 01/19/06
Posts: 1,236
fake an injury! not too serious or she'll take u to hospital and u'll get busted. say you slipped on the stairs and hurt your leg.
[I <3 Nrewgrounds!]
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:15 AM
At 4/6/06 10:09 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Age: unspecified Why do you hide your age? You're probably 12.
The more I look at this thread, the more I think it's an alt, but then again, there are some pretty lame people in this world and it's a safe bet that they find themselves on the NG BBS.
At 4/6/06 10:13 AM, Mortal-Donkey wrote: fake an injury! not too serious or she'll take u to hospital and u'll get busted. say you slipped on the stairs and hurt your leg.
Good idea! Yes, now that I have that squared away, I can spend the rest of the day on Newgrounds! THX!
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:22 AM
Sign-Up: 04/06/06
Posts: 8
Yeah Leave home, and take the dishes with you.. and the PC.. or do what jeremy did in purepwnage ^^
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:24 AM
Sign-Up: 01/04/06
Posts: 5,867
23 and still posting about how you dislike chores on the internet... grow up.
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:26 AM
Smash all the dishes. Then they wont need washing
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:52 AM
Sign-Up: 08/31/04
Posts: 2,719
If you're 23 and you still live with your parents you *should* be helpign with the house, they're spending money on you they don't have to anymore and giving you living space, and you won't even clean the dishes? You make me sick.
Posted at: 4/6/06 10:58 AM
Sign-Up: 10/22/05
Posts: 710
Sorry but wahhh wahhh! I pay $200 a month to stay with my parents and I do the dishes and I'm paying my own way through college! You should quit whining, you have it way too good..! (Why is it the spoiled ones always whine so much)
If everyone thinks you are the devil... Why not play it up?
Posted at: 4/6/06 11:01 AM
Sign-Up: 01/03/06
Posts: 935
Surely washing the dishes can't be that bad.
Posted at: 4/6/06 11:03 AM
Sign-Up: 12/31/05
Posts: 1,245
At 4/6/06 10:05 AM, Lara17 wrote: At 4/6/06 10:02 AM, Gunter45 wrote: You live in your parents' house, you're 23 and you're complaining about doing the dishes. Wow, am I the only one here who thinks this guy is beating the ladies off with a stick?I second that
I third, fourth,fith,sixth,seventh,eighth,ninth and thenth that.
If a man that always tells the truth comes up to you and says that another man always tells lies, and the man who always lies come up to you and says "I'm lying", then is he?
Posted at: 4/6/06 12:06 PM
Sign-Up: 06/01/05
Posts: 1,421
At 4/6/06 09:50 AM, roflwofl wrote: 'Mom I'm 23 I'm not gonna do the dishes anymore'
ACHOO! im sorry im allergic to BULLSHIT.
FREEDOM!!!!!!!1111 The Greatest Story NG Has EVER Seen Good for a quick read.
Posted at: 4/6/06 12:40 PM
At 4/6/06 12:06 PM, Dangan wrote: At 4/6/06 09:50 AM, roflwofl wrote: 'Mom I'm 23 I'm not gonna do the dishes anymore' ACHOO! im sorry im allergic to BULLSHIT.
no no no....its BULLSHIT!!! see!
Sign-Up: 05/12/05
Posts: 17,390
Buy a dishwasher.
Joss Whedon (Buffy, Firefly, Dr. Horrible etc.) Crew. You're sure the other one's contained? DVD thread.
Posted at: 4/6/06 12:47 PM
Sign-Up: 02/20/06
Posts: 2,333
Maybe....move away from your mother? Your 23, man! And if your going to live with someone past the appropriate time to move out, then you do what they say. Stop being lazy and just do the dishes. Sheesh.
Posted at: 4/6/06 12:59 PM
At 4/6/06 10:58 AM, hellsorb wrote: Sorry but wahhh wahhh! I pay $200 a month to stay with my parents and I do the dishes and I'm paying my own way through college! You should quit whining, you have it way too good..! (Why is it the spoiled ones always whine so much)
LOL, I don't go to college! I hated high school enough, why would I want to pay to go to something I hate(college)? I'm not spoiled, my mom is spoiled if she thinks I'm gonna do the dishes for her.
Posted at: 4/6/06 01:00 PM
Sign-Up: 03/16/03
Posts: 12,680
You're 23, and you still live with your parents? Well it's nothing wrong, I guess. Just do the dishes. What's so bad about that? If you sulk about doing a chore that wouldn't take 10 minutes at your age, you should seriously consider growing up.
[Lazy-Nation] - [Contact]
All times are Eastern Standard Time (GMT -5) | Current Time: 01:19 PM
<< Back