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I came across a girl's note to someone else the other day. I was tempted to look inside. I recall her using really bad spelling errors and using abbreviations for everything, like "2" "cuz" and "b" instead of "to", because and "be".

I swear, I couldn't make much sense of it after reading it over several times.

Excerpt (errors included) : "Hey nikki, did u hear about mike the other day? He got into sooo much trouble cuz he wuz fighting with alex the other day while @ lunch"

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She was a dumb, fat, emo chick anyway.

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At 4/5/06 12:43 AM, KemCab wrote: She was a dumb, fat, emo chick anyway.

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im offended by the title of your thread.

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I've ran into so many people in real life you still cannot differentiate the correct forms of "your" and "you're," and even some who skip the entire formalities and just write "ur," IN REAL FUCKING LIFE. Although, I'm a highly pessimistic person, so I expect a lot of it.

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At 4/5/06 12:46 AM, KillMoochie wrote: im offended by the title of your thread.

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At 4/5/06 12:46 AM, KillMoochie wrote: im offended by the title of your thread.

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Apparently, I insulted the little idiot.

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At 4/5/06 12:49 AM, KemCab wrote:
At 4/5/06 12:46 AM, KillMoochie wrote: im offended by the title of your thread.

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Apparently, I insulted the little idiot.

I think it was a joke... also.. Girls are always like that..

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Mr.Kemlab, if that's your real name, would you like to read your little note in front of the class?

What fucking grade are you to compare grammatical errors in little letters girls give to each other? WTF?!

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At 4/5/06 12:50 AM, GreenSkullkid wrote:

I think it was a joke... also.. Girls are always like that..

I wouldn't know. I'm in the honors class.
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At 4/5/06 12:43 AM, KemCab wrote:

Excerpt (errors included) : "Hey nikki, did u hear about mike the other day? He got into sooo much trouble cuz he wuz fighting with alex the other day while @ lunch"

Writing an @ sign takes longer than just writing out "at." It's not even saving you time, just establishing that you're an idiot.

Suddenly I find that all those negative thoughts creeping around in the back of my head have been shot to the front in a blaze of unwelcomed glory.

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At 4/5/06 12:51 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

Writing an @ sign takes longer than just writing out "at." It's not even saving you time, just establishing that you're an idiot.

Guys, come on... Girl notes... not forum-wise.

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that isnt bad at all... ive got a woman from britain on my msn that has so many words that take a while to decipher... but you seriosuly need to spend more time on the internet if u thot that was bad... seriously the only words that wernt words were "cuz" and @

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At 4/5/06 12:51 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

Writing an @ sign takes longer than just writing out "at." It's not even saving you time, just establishing that you're an idiot.

Actually, she didn't write it out fully, just about halfway.

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At 4/5/06 12:54 AM, KemCab wrote:

Actually, she didn't write it out fully, just about halfway.

Well then, I suppose it's perfectly acceptable.

Suddenly I find that all those negative thoughts creeping around in the back of my head have been shot to the front in a blaze of unwelcomed glory.

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At 4/5/06 12:55 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Well then, I suppose it's perfectly acceptable.

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At 4/5/06 12:43 AM, KemCab wrote: I swear, I couldn't make much sense of it after reading it over several times.

Oh, and you need to seriously brush up on your contextual understanding of what's written. Unless the note was poorly penned, there's no excuse for you being unable to figure out what it said before even completing it once.

Some kid got in trouble for fighting with another kid at lunch the other day. Simple.

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At 4/5/06 12:54 AM, joesmokem2112 wrote: that isnt bad at all... ive got a woman from britain on my msn that has so many words that take a while to decipher... but you seriosuly need to spend more time on the internet if u thot that was bad... seriously the only words that wernt words were "cuz" and @

one word... "wuz"

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At 4/5/06 02:29 AM, xjam10 wrote:
At 4/5/06 12:54 AM, joesmokem2112 wrote: that isnt bad at all... ive got a woman from britain on my msn that has so many words that take a while to decipher... but you seriosuly need to spend more time on the internet if u thot that was bad... seriously the only words that wernt words were "cuz" and @
one word... "wuz"

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i dunno about this but... i think the spelling thing started when text message was introduced >_>

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You should see the situation here in Belgium. I won't post anything because it's Dutch and it wouldn't help you anyway. But it makes me vomit.

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At 4/5/06 12:43 AM, KemCab wrote: I'm fucking serious.
She was a dumb, fat, emo chick anyway.

That doesn't explain why she's stupid.

She might be AMERICAN.

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It's called "INNURNET SLANG"

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At 4/5/06 12:43 AM, KemCab wrote: I came across a girl's note to someone else the other day.

Naughty boy.

I have a lot of friends with bad grammar skills, so I'm used to it. I don't take their examples though. Just worry about your own grammar.

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At 4/5/06 12:43 AM, KemCab wrote: Excerpt (errors included) : "Hey nikki, did u hear about mike the other day? He got into sooo much trouble cuz he wuz fighting with alex the other day while @ lunch"

Its reads - "Hey Nikki, did you hear about Mike the other day? He got into so much trouble because he was fighting with Alex the other day while at lunch.

That isn't very hard, I could read that easy.

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At 4/5/06 12:50 AM, GreenSkullkid wrote:

I think it was a joke... also.. Girls are always like that..

Not always. I don't use poor grammar. I take the time to spell things out. I have a lot of friends who use poor grammar, though.

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There are worse things than that on the internet.

Omg liek plz gtfo cuz i iz prolly gonna pwn u biatch!

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um dude... thats a style of writing.

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i hate people who pervert the english languge

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liek omg she rly needs 2 stop doing dat.

Actually, i had a similar experience with myself. I had been on aim for a while and i accidentally said "l-o-l" instead of laughing at something. At least i only did that once.

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At 4/5/06 12:46 AM, -W35- wrote:
At 4/5/06 12:43 AM, KemCab wrote: She was a dumb, fat, emo chick anyway.

LOL!

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