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At 4/4/06 06:06 PM, Srobertb wrote:

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I can type faster. I speak more eloquently. My grammar and punctuation skills are i...dream of, and ............. up, ..., but each of my lit farts melts a glacier.
I can scarf down food of any and all types. ... Take that.
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Yeah, but mine's BIGGER than : yours. Aaannnd, I'm strait!

This guy has the smallest dick ever

Thats the only possible reason he could be so egotistical.

I bet on a cold day u cant even see it

Haha, you sound like the son of Maddox.

If you're so great, then why are you on Newgrounds instead of banging a hot chick? Because someone as talented as you, there's no way he's a virgin.

At 4/4/06 06:30 PM, Grlm-Reap3r wrote: Haha, you sound like the son of Maddox.

So, you mean that I'm the grandson of George Carlin?

You confuse us with people who give a damn.

At 4/4/06 06:07 PM, Scene wrote: But i've got the candy.

Adn I can have bedn steal it.

Yes, but can you make flash?

At 4/4/06 06:22 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: I could've sworn I've read this somewhere else.

I don't think so - it was definitely a Steve original.

Im better than you at being Chinese =]

At 4/4/06 06:06 PM, Srobertb wrote: That's right folks. Let me repeat the most truthful statement that you will ever read/hear in your entire life "I am better than you."

I can type faster. I speak more eloquently. My grammar and punctuation skills are immense. Video games that you find difficult and have to put away in a cubby so as to forget about your horrible failure as a person, I finish in 5 minutes. I'd tell you my IQ, but you can't even count that high. I earn more money than you can ever dream of, and that's on my days off.

I make up my own rock band, playing guitar, drums, bass, and singing all at once. I can even fart better than you can. When you light them up, they might warm a room, but each of my lit farts melts a glacier.

I can scarf down food of any and all types. In fact, I can even make it. Take that.

The only thing you could possibly beat me at is sucking. But even I'm good at that, but only on weekends.

Mhm, keep telling yourself that. Maybe one day it will come true. Of course, I can guarentee that will never happen as long as I am alive. Anyways, how can you say you are better then me when clearly I most definetley beat you at being sexy?

Just when I thoght my self-esteamwas good BAM you knock it down again

I can disticly say that your non-elitistic behaviour leads to you being inferior to my glory.
*goes burn modern art*