I'm better than you. Period.

[Srobertb]

That's right folks. Let me repeat the most truthful statement that you will ever read/hear in your entire life "I am better than you."

I can type faster. I speak more eloquently. My grammar and punctuation skills are immense. Video games that you find difficult and have to put away in a cubby so as to forget about your horrible failure as a person, I finish in 5 minutes. I'd tell you my IQ, but you can't even count that high. I earn more money than you can ever dream of, and that's on my days off.

I make up my own rock band, playing guitar, drums, bass, and singing all at once. I can even fart better than you can. When you light them up, they might warm a room, but each of my lit farts melts a glacier.

I can scarf down food of any and all types. In fact, I can even make it. Take that.

The only thing you could possibly beat me at is sucking. But even I'm good at that, but only on weekends.

[Denvish]

Your ego is certainly bigger than mine

[Bukkake]

But i've got the candy.

[Jossos]

You live in Canada. I mean, seriously, Canada. Compared to Canadians it's easy to look good in comparison.

[BonusStage]

At 4/4/06 06:07 PM, Denvish wrote: Your ego is certainly bigger than mine

3 inches bigger at least.

BEWITCHED REFERENCE ):<

[Eudaimonism]

Well I'm better than you at CQC.

[Smizzoach]

Can you eat out your own asshole?

[Hex-Dragon]

At 4/4/06 06:06 PM, Srobertb wrote:

I can scarf down food of any and all types. In fact, I can even make it. Take that.

I think you will find thats scoff...beside yout lack of modesty and arrogance will be your downfall.....cracka'

[TenSecondTom]

Your so 1337, i'm going to poke you with a stick now....O_o....Could you move your ego? it's getting in the way.

[Srobertb]

At 4/4/06 06:08 PM, Smizzoach wrote: Can you eat out your own asshole?

I'm so good that I don't need to eat out. I always eat in.

[MisterDurando]

Too bad you can't get a girl. Haha.

[Gendo]

At 4/4/06 06:07 PM, Jossos wrote: You live in Canada. I mean, seriously, Canada. Compared to Canadians it's easy to look good in comparison.

I was going to make a bizarre threat, but most Canadian citizens are useless, especially if they work for any school board in Atlantic Canada.

Our education system, packed with dunces and bad teachers...

[Solfaen]

You beat me at failing.

[Angels-Holokaust]

It sounds to me as if Srobertb had been reading too much of Maddox, and then trying to create a smiliar self-image.

[Frenzy]

That's great. Period.

[Stik-it-2-da-Gramma]

I'll believe you when you get an ipod.

[Franklin-Moore]

You may be better at me at all those things but there is 1 thing that I am better than you at and it is the only thing that matters in life. I have a bigger dick.

[Gendo]

At 4/4/06 06:10 PM, Angels_Holokaust wrote: It sounds to me as if Srobertb had been reading too much of Maddox, and then trying to create a smiliar self-image.

No, Maddox' sarcasm is actually, cómo usted dice , funny?

LOL at me using random Spanish!

[JackRabbitStudios]

You're not better than me at failing.

[Smizzoach]

At 4/4/06 06:09 PM, Srobertb wrote:

At 4/4/06 06:08 PM, Smizzoach wrote: Can you eat out your own asshole?

I'm so good that I don't need to eat out. I always eat in.

Woah, so you can fit your head in?

[Srobertb]

At 4/4/06 06:12 PM, Suudsu wrote:

At 4/4/06 06:10 PM, Angels_Holokaust wrote: It sounds to me as if Srobertb had been reading too much of Maddox, and then trying to create a smiliar self-image.

No, Maddox' sarcasm is actually, cómo usted dice , funny?

LOL at me using random Spanish!

Who was being sarcastic?

lol at you laughing at your own joke

[demoninabottle]

hHAHAHA, screw you!

[Gendo]

At 4/4/06 06:15 PM, Srobertb wrote: Who was being sarcastic?

Your ego repulses me....

[Chumbawamba]

I'm a better person than you.

If you excel in gross things such as farting loudly, you can't be good. No matter what else you excel in, the gross things unbalance the good things.

I'm better than you.

[Srobertb]

At 4/4/06 06:16 PM, Suudsu wrote:

At 4/4/06 06:15 PM, Srobertb wrote: Who was being sarcastic?

Your ego repulses me....

It's all a joke, man. I mean, how could I honestly say I'm better because my farts are stronger?
Or, that I'm better than any of the 900,000 people on here?

[Greenskullkid]

eh, who are you?

[Matt1010]

haha you say'd cubby.

[Aksumka]

Well at least I pwn you at Newgrounds.

[Matt1010]

At 4/4/06 06:19 PM, Srobertb wrote:

At 4/4/06 06:16 PM, Suudsu wrote:

At 4/4/06 06:15 PM, Srobertb wrote: Who was being sarcastic?

Your ego repulses me....

It's all a joke, man. I mean, how could I honestly say I'm better because my farts are stronger?
Or, that I'm better than any of the 900,000 people on here?

Maybe your some super hero who likes to be an ass and post on the BBS.... than again

[Chumbawamba]

I could've sworn I've read this somewhere else.