LOL!
Me:
Hi, god.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is God.
God:
OK I will call you God.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
My name is not God.
God:
But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
Me:
But now I say "My name is Jesus" to you.
Me:
God:
But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
Me:
Help me.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
I'm dying!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YEAH!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Human meat.
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
20394
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 20394 years old?
Me:
Yeah, it feels awesome.
God:
Hey. Yeah feels awesome? What else feels like that?
Me:
You.
God:
" Hey. Yeah feels awesome? What else feels like that?"? Me, God ?
Me:
Yep.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Like this.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yep.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
You should know, I'm your son.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
K.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The part about "Ayuh".
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
What did you mean then?
God:
God, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
KL.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because you just told me.
God:
Good reason. I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me:
I'm not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I'm asleep.
God:
How can you be talking to me?
Me:
Because I'm superhuman I can type in my sleep, silly.
God:
Good reason. It's good to meet someone who is superhuman you can type in your sleep silly.
Me:
Yer.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
I'm awake now. :-)
God:
Right now? Me too. I am so glad you find this amusing, God.
Me:
I'm not God, I'm Jesus.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not God. It's good to see you, JESUS.
Me:
Good to see you too, God.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie?
Me:
Yep.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Oh.
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not.
Me:
?
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Not at all.
God:
Next question?
Me:
What do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
Anything at all?
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
Porn?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
You said anything!!
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Lyer.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Stan Marsh from the episode "Trapped in the closet."
God:
I haven't read anything by Stan Marsh from the episode Trapped in the closet. What did he write?
Me:
Loads of shit.
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
Me either.
God:
It goes without saying. To you JESUS?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Do you like Fisher Price?
God:
Do you like it? I really like the party.
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, JESUS.
Me:
I don't agree.
God:
State your reasons.
Me:
Because...
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
JESUS rules.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
No, I am the son of God.
God:
Are you serious? Who made you the son of God ?
Me:
... God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
I'm his son.
God:
Who made you his son?
Me:
You did.
God:
" Who made you his son?"? I did?
Me:
Yes.
God:
When?
Me:
Like... 4000 years ago I think.
God:
For example, apples. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I'm infinite times two in human years.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is infinite times two in human years.
Me:
Yes. Now get on your knees.
God:
Awesome. Why now? Where can I get on my knees?
Me:
On the floor.
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
Okay, on the carpet?
God:
Yeah okay, What is it like on the carpet.
Me:
It's scary.
God:
You are not scared are you?
Me:
I am.
God:
" You are not scared are you?" You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Er.
Me:
here are monsters there.
God:
Oh there.
Me:
Which hate god.
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later JESUS.
Me:
I'm not Jesus.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not Jesus.
Me:
My name is God, I'm infinite times three years old.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, God I am infinite times three years old.
Me:
Yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
Bye now.
God:
Right now? Goodbye.
Me:
CYAGOD
God:
In the context of not Jesus, I don't understand " CYAGOD." .
Me:
"See ya god"
God:
I see. Give me a break. GOD rules.