Since Dan’s recent shit topic, I also have a nice poo experience that i'll never forget.
This all happened at least 5 years ago. I was out on the streets all day with a family member. The last time I took a shit was at least the day before. So we visited places and saw a lot of stuff. At various point of the days I had to go take a shit, but needed to take a shit badly. But I did not want to disturb our progress in walking around so I just squeezed my ass for like 5 minutes and all would be fine. So these “shit attacks” got worse with every time they accrued but I managed to escape the toilet every time by holding my shit.
So this went one all day, so literally for hours. Of course this was all a preparation for a big climax. At night we where eating at MC Donalds I had the need to take a shit again, but I really really needed to take a shit. I could not hold it anymore, my body wanted to get rid of it once and for all. So I excused myself and went to the toilet.
Once in the toilet I covered up the seat with toilet paper and all that jazz. I sat down with a pain in my stomach but nothing came out which frustrated me. I pushed and I pushed but the process would not start. But all of a sudden the movement began, real slow. The shi started to come out of my ass at a real real reeeaaaal slow speed and it just got bigger and wider. And then hell broke loose.
The peace of shit got so wide that It hurt my rectum (anus), hurt real bad. And It just stopped going, it got stuck. So my ass was hurting real bad, like my stomach and the shit was stuck. Meaning I COULD NOT CLOSE MY ANUS. Squeezing would only hurt more and had no effect because that peace of shit was rock solid. Due to me holding my shit all day and so for more then 24 hours, it was really hard and wide.
So there I sit with shit stuck in my anus, with a great amount of pain so I started to panic a bit. So I tried to push and push, and just squeeze a bit. At least 2/3 minutes past before my shit continued its path with the pain that came with it. After the widest part had past I finally had some relief and I could finally close my anus again. But I can ensure you that having your virgin anus stretched at max is no fun.
And that was it, no more shit. I spent almost, if not 10 minutes to get rid of one giant chunk of compressed shit. My ass still hurt and felt real sore. Someone should have filmed my face of pain, priceless.
Then I knew for sure that did not want to become gay and that if a woman would tell that I did not know how it hurts to have a baby I would say: to a certain extend I do know. I gave birth to a giant peace of shit. And when I looked down in to the toilet it was indeed huge. There lay my nemesis, defeated but at such a great cost.
I then went back to my family member still sitting at the table @ MC Donalds. And not a word I said about it, even though I was gone for 15 minutes.