Seriously, leave them the fuck alone.
I'm not joking when I say this, but many of my friends, both
guy and girl, have a wierd facination with my little pink things.
I'll be there in the pub drinking my beer and suddenly someone will be
fondling and pinching my nipplesthrough my shirt!
Why? why must you proceed to give me mild sexual pleasure in public?
It's not only creepy and wierd but also disturbing to myself and people watching.
Why must you proceed to anger my girlfriend by doing what only she (and select others) are allowed to do?
I have wierd friends......