Telemarketers

[Ender0]

So I'm in college and I get a call from a credit card company almost once a day. I've just about had it. Its worse than the damn hello ads all of you care so much about. Anyway, I'm sick of just hanging up the phone, I want to screw with them.

I will of course first warn them that I'm not interested and all of that, but as soon as they continue to plow on, they are going to be fair game for any abusive word or idea that comes to my mind.

Care to help me load my gun?

[Casualty]

Here we don't have that many "problems" with them, it only happens once per 3 months or something...

[grish-noren]

When they call, just try to sell them a credit card. See how long before they hang up.

[AstralSlide]

Sound really really desperate and ask them if they own a gun and if you can borrow it. Don't take no for an answer.

[Enoll]

Just rapidly push the # button and rape thier ears.

[TwoPercent]

Ask them whether they support democrats or republicans and then let a political debate ensue.

[NathansMother]

Prove to them that god does or does not exist and then prove that they will go to hell for calling you.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

Say you're interested in raping some telemarketers.

[FatherShip]

Obviously you need to inform them of the impending doom upon their homeworld. Persuade them to stand night watch in search of aliens and leave them with the number to the US mexico border guard in case they spot anything. Or just tell them that the person they want moved and give them the mexican border guard's number. Hell, just act like you are the border guard.

[MysticalMind]

Repeat one line every few seconds: "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."

[LostWithAMap]

Talk about the latest movies in theaters and their pitfalls, how the director was obviously trying to seduce your girlfriends, and your need to talk to people over the phone because of a lack of friends in real life.

[WhatsInTheMiddle]

Play them some christian rock :D

[Ghost-Ryder]

wow eight first posts...

[Raguel]

Pretend you're a telemarketer and try to sell them whatever they're trying to sell you, but beat their offers.

[greenjoe]

Just say "Hello? Hello.....? You still there?" They get really loud trying to get your attention back.

Just scream at them. They don't count as human beings until they can get a real job, so show no mercy.

Tell them you're interested in a product they aren't selling. If they want to sell you a credit card, act like they're selling you homeowner's insurance.

Ask them what time it is, and after they tell you the time say "Nope, it's TOOLTIME with Tim the Toolman Taylor!"

Ask them what their Newground's alias is because you want to see if they've made any flash.

[TheWhiteStuff]

Ask them how much it would take for them to give you phone sex.

[LordSkeletor]

what the fuck is this thread like a noob magnet or something?

(or the author is sad and wants his thread to do good)

[StupidFatHobbit]

Sound boards, they are the gold of the internet. Use them.

[StoryWeaver]

Tell them the grizly harrowing tale of they odyssey it took to get to the phone. Use plenty of description and prove that you are a hero for answering the phone and fulfilling your, their and destiny's purpose.

[CptKirk]

Make. sure. to pause. a lot. and emphasize. certain. words.

[MisterDurando]

At 4/3/06 11:10 AM, greenjoe wrote:

Ask them what time it is, and after they tell you the time say "Nope, it's TOOLTIME with Tim the Toolman Taylor!"

Lol. I am definitly gonna do that next time. Thanks for the idea.

[elderdragonlegend]

Discuss the latest DCI blunders and rant at the new changes to Magic: the gathering. Clearly dropping lanawar elves for birds of paradise in 8th edtion was a bad move and the game has suffered ever since.

[HeraldOfLight]

Get a group of your friends togeather and pass the phone around singing weird al.

[Niddler]

You suddenly realise that they are your long lost relative. Invite them to a family reunion and don't take no for an answer. Cry, a lot and inform them how happy the family will be to know that he/she has been discovered after all this time.

[miniman]

haha

about 15+ alts in total :O

[Brian]

Clearly they are on to your secret plan for world domination. Its time to destroy them all. MWAHAHAHA!

[PlausibleFiction]

Yes, thats right, they just won the lottery and as the lucky winner they get to go to Can Cun for free with $1,000,000. Or they can have whats in the box.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 4/3/06 11:32 AM, -MinimaN- wrote: haha

about 15+ alts in total :O

17 first posts and one second

[TheRoadNotTaken]

Inform them just how pathetic they are and begin exploring what let them to become a telemarketer. Question every move they make and ask them if this job really fulfills their dreams. Also feel free to try and make them cry.

[Ghost-Ryder]

At 4/3/06 11:41 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 4/3/06 11:32 AM, -MinimaN- wrote: haha

about 15+ alts in total :O

17 first posts and one second

Wtf is this someone really has no life to make all these alts....