penguins/fat person theory.

[VirtualyDecayingGirl]

penguins waddle and look straight up. They also migrate to lay eggs...but they don't make it back ever! they die on the way home.

they are similar to fat people that are 500+ pounds in tuxedos.

these people leave home, the couch, to migrate to the place were they lay there "eggs," the toilet...but they never make it back to the couch....no! they must make a detour and visit the fridge were they eat untill they explode....hence they die before they get back to the couch.

yes morbidly obeese people are like penguins.

i appologise to any fat people who are offended by this.

[Seanmlr]

nah there are skinny people who walk like that too, explain that

[Shaun]

theres a flaw in your theory.
they dont leave the couch.
500+ pounds.. never leave the couch.

[Cool-Points]

haha.. your logic is once again undeniable...

[VirtualyDecayingGirl]

At 4/2/06 10:41 PM, madknt wrote: theres a flaw in your theory.
they dont leave the couch.
500+ pounds.. never leave the couch.

perhaps, but you see that is what would happen if they ever left there couch

[TehPhilippe]

At 4/2/06 10:42 PM, -CruX- wrote: haha.. your logic is once again undeniable...

Nice 1,000th post. Grats.

[EyezOnMe]

At 4/2/06 10:39 PM, VirtualyDecayingGirl wrote:

i appologise to any fat people who are offended by this.

OH! So you apologise to fat people, but not to penguins!

Penguins have feelings too!

[VirtualyDecayingGirl]

At 4/2/06 10:40 PM, Seanmlr wrote: nah there are skinny people who walk like that too, explain that

those aren't people, there penguins in descise.

sorry for double posting

[Cool-Points]

At 4/2/06 10:44 PM, Scotland_The_Brave wrote:

At 4/2/06 10:39 PM, VirtualyDecayingGirl wrote:

i appologise to any fat people who are offended by this.

OH! So you apologise to fat people, but not to penguins!

Penguins have feelings too!

no they don't. and neither do fat people!

right?

[EyezOnMe]

Dunno. I don't think they can feel anything past their gut?

[VirtualyDecayingGirl]

At 4/2/06 10:45 PM, -CruX- wrote:

At 4/2/06 10:44 PM, Scotland_The_Brave wrote:

At 4/2/06 10:39 PM, VirtualyDecayingGirl wrote:

i appologise to any fat people who are offended by this.

OH! So you apologise to fat people, but not to penguins!

Penguins have feelings too!

no they don't. and neither do fat people!

right?

lol no fat people have feelings...unfortunatly but penguins...no there satan's spawn....*hides her cookies* no not today there my cookies.

[Cool-Points]

I guess there's always an advantage... Peter Griffin can run through public completely naked and not have his penis showing...

[slowz]

lol... you might get flamed cause a lot of people here aren't exactly healthy.

[xXDarken-SoulXx]

500+ dont leave there bed..cant be on couch it would break

[Cool-Points]

At 4/2/06 10:48 PM, the_emu wrote: lol... you might get flamed cause a lot of people here aren't exactly healthy.

such is the beauty of newgrounds, my friend :)

[Synthpappa]

At 4/2/06 10:40 PM, Seanmlr wrote: nah there are skinny people who walk like that too, explain that

Buttsecks

[Sheck]

Best thread ever.

[Cajunspirit]

At 4/2/06 10:43 PM, VirtualyDecayingGirl wrote:

At 4/2/06 10:41 PM, madknt wrote: theres a flaw in your theory.
they dont leave the couch.
500+ pounds.. never leave the couch.

perhaps, but you see that is what would happen if they ever left there couch

lol, quite a point you have there