Petition to ban Hazardous Substance

[T-ConX]

It has been brought to my attention that the usage of a potentialy harmful substance is spreading across the country as we speak. The substances chemical name is Dihydrogen Monoxide. Here are some dangerous facts about it:

1) 100% of all Tumor and Cancer victems have been found to have high levels of the substance in their bodies.
2) An accidental consuming of the substance could couse sudden death.
3) It is a leading cause in land erosion.
4) Every year, it causes millions of dollars in damages to towns over swept by it.
5) It also carries other diseases and harmful substances with it.

I am asking your support to help me have our nations governments stop the usage of this dangerous chemical. It would be best if all of this chemical was isolated and stored safly to prevent such events as earlier mentioned.

Now is the time to act.

[Slizor]

How dare you!? This would mean adding more of the crippling weight of beaurocracy to companies. As it is now, stifling the economy! YOU WANT TO STOP PEOPLE'S PROPERTY RIGHTS! You are a communist prick! You hate freedom!

[T-ConX]

At 1/23/03 03:32 PM, Slizor wrote: How dare you!? This would mean adding more of the crippling weight of beaurocracy to companies. As it is now, stifling the economy! YOU WANT TO STOP PEOPLE'S PROPERTY RIGHTS! You are a communist prick! You hate freedom!

Peoples property rights more important then the right to live???

[Excel-Excel]

No one from the government will ever look here, but I'll sign.

[Ted-Easton]

How dare you?
It has many uses that FAR outweigh the negatives.
Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs
in cult rituals

by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families,

by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,

by pedophiles and pornographers

by the clientele at a number of homosexual bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,

historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,

in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,

by the Serbian military as authorized by Slobodan Milosevic in their recent ethnic cleansing campaign,
in animal research laboratories

How can you argue in the face of suck overwhelming evidence against you?
What have you to say, now that you are cowed and beaten?

[T-ConX]

At 1/23/03 06:00 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: How dare you?
It has many uses that FAR outweigh the negatives.
Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

...
Those are the very reasons I want to get it banned!!!

[Ted-Easton]

Maybe you should buy a sarcasm detector. It'd go wild over my last post.

[T-ConX]

Can we just get people to sign this...

Many have died from this substance...

[swayside]

At 1/23/03 03:32 PM, Slizor wrote: You are a communist prick! You hate freedom!

who are you to call someone a communist, you communist?

[TheEvilOne]

At 1/23/03 11:19 PM, swayside wrote: who are you to call someone a communist, you communist?

I think he was being sarcastic.

[Nevah73]

Not only that, but if heated, it can easily scald human flesh and cause third-degree burns!

It's in our drinking fountains, it's in our ham, it's in our rivers... This outbreak must be stopped! It's even used in combat simulations! This stuff is sick!

[Zio-Shirai]

i dont know much bout this substance but by what u r saying, this substance should really get isolated....but just fotr curiosity, y do ppl use it for?? i mean, it has to be used for something or ppl wouldnt use it...

[Ted-Easton]

We use it in our soft drinks and to cover our popcorn, here in Canada. It's a flavorful thing, and small amounts don't hurt very much.
Also, the danger factor makes everything taste so much better. The adrenaline just pumps you right up.