I enclose the treatment for my script that was deemed TOO HOT FOR T.V . Stupid BBC, anyway - here's my treatment;
“Skeleton Gangrape”
T.V. Series Treatment
Mick *Like I'm posting my surname*
Tagline: A load of Skeleton's wearing top hats drive around in an old fashioned car raping women.
Proposed Format: 25-minute episodes, 6 episodes per series.
Description:
Just when you thought it was safe to walk the streets at night - a gang of Skeletons who enjoy raping people strike! The Skeletons were revived by a scientist one night to do his evil bidding, but instead found out some of lifes other pleasures; such as tophats, cigars and of course gangrape. The Skeletons have magic powers.
Locations:
Skeleton H.Q - This is where the crew smoke cigars, tell amusing anecdotes and plan rape.
O'Learys - A pub the Skeletons often go to for a drink, or to blow off some steam.
Woodston, USA - This is a generic and crappy little town that the Skeletons enjoy pillaging. Since their resurrection there has been a curfew imposed on the town to keep girls safe from the Skeletons. (Note: episode four will be about rebellious young teenagers who break curfew and end up getting raped).
Main Characters:
T-Bone - The leader of the Skeletons. T-Bone is prone to talking like an upper-class gentlemen, he wears a giant top hat and a monocle. T-Bone is very much a disciplinarian, he is often harsh and violent in the way that he treats his fellow Skeletons but even through this, they respect his leadership. T-Bone is respected and feared by the others.
Crusher - Crusher is the joker of the pack, he often remarks that in a previous life he was a comedian. Crusher is quite an ironic nickname for this Skeleton, as his stature is quite small and stalky.
Rico - Rico is the wild card, he'll molest anything and anyone. He is considered highly dangerous and is very prone to mood swings. He is an outsider among the group.
Mr.Jangles - Mr.Jangles is an all round good gangraping Skeleton. He's loyal to T-Bone in every way possible, and basically just enjoys a good rape. His father was a legendary Skeleton from the past.
Recurring Characters:
Mayor Smith - Mayor Smith is in charge of Woodston, he holds a grudge against the Skeletons because they gangraped his daughter - and wants to do everything in his power to stop their humourous antics and put them where they belong - Hell. Mayor Smith is Jewish.
Professor Anger - This is the professor who created the Skeletons, he is constantly trying to regain control of them from T-Bone, but his efforts usually end up in some form of embarrassing rape.
Junior - Junior is the youngest Skeleton, too young to go out on drink fueled rape sprees - although he looks up to the others, he particularly admires T-Bone. (Note: The last episode in the series would feature Junior's first time, in series 2 he will possibly be included as a main character.)
Eric Van SkullKill - A legendary and well respected Skeleton hunter, hired by the Mayor to hunt down and put a stop to the lovable Skeletons.
Episode Synopsises:
“Arise the Skeletons”
This episode will set the series up, it will start with the Professor reviving the Skeletons and end with them gangraping the Mayor's daughter.
NOTES: This will provide insight into why the Mayor hates the Skeletons. Mayor Smith and Professor Anger first appear.
“SkullKill the Skeleton Killer”
The Mayor hires a legendary Skeleton Hunter to kill all the Skeletons, this episode would include several fightscenes and would definately give people seizures. Of course, the Skeletons win in the end.
NOTES: First appearances of Eric Van SkullKill
“Rico leaves the group”
During a particularly violent and rapefilled night at O'Learys, Rico gets into a staring contest with T-Bone which ends brutally with stabbing. Rico leaves the group to do some soul searching, and eventually comes to the realisation that a gangraping Skeleton is who he is, and so he must rejoin the group. Meanwhile, T-Bone regails Junior with various war stories.
NOTES: Junior first appears.
“Crusher's day off”
This episode would show what Crusher would do on a day off from raping people, his gentle side is revealed through a montage where he does humourous pranks with his magic powers and tries on hats. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang rape some rebellious teenagers who break curfew.
“Break a leg”
The Skeletons enter a breakdancing competition, in the final round they have to face the Professor and the Mayor, who have teamed up to try and destroy them.
“Junior's first time”
The crew take Junior out for his first gangrape - it is revealed that Junior has very strong magic powers. This episode ends with the Skeletons raping everyone in the entire town, and flying off into the sunset.
