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Posted at: 3/29/06 05:07 PM
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On a whole new level
Posted at: 3/29/06 05:09 PM
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What a fool! Thats the oldest trick in the book!
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Shit, I'd never get that desperate to get away.
Posted at: 3/29/06 05:10 PM
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why would he think that would work?
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Posted at: 3/29/06 05:11 PM
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That guy has some serious problems.
Posted at: 3/29/06 05:12 PM
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all i can say is: what the fuck kind of person would do that?!?!?!?!
Posted at: 3/29/06 05:14 PM
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He threw his penis when he ran out of knives, and then he went and got more knives. Go figure.
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I could never bring myself to do that.
Posted at: 3/29/06 05:16 PM
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Because throwing your dick at someone will stop them from coming after you.
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Posted at: 3/29/06 05:17 PM
At 3/29/06 05:16 PM, -DaftPunk- wrote: Because throwing your dick at someone will stop them from coming after you.
Would you want to try and take down a guy crazy enough to cut off his cock and throw it at you?
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He was arrested as well. Thats punishment enough, but he also has to go to JAIL? Thats hardcore.
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Posted at: 3/29/06 05:19 PM
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Was it hard before he threw it?
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At 3/29/06 05:19 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: Was it hard before he threw it?
If it was he probably would have bled to death within thirty seconds.
Posted at: 3/29/06 05:24 PM
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His penis? Why his penis?
Posted at: 3/29/06 05:27 PM
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At 3/29/06 05:14 PM, Skate-nut wrote: He threw his penis when he ran out of knives, and then he went and got more knives. Go figure.
It's less effort to chop off your cock than get some more knives from inside.
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Posted at: 3/29/06 05:31 PM
At 3/29/06 05:19 PM, -IAMCanadian- wrote: At 3/29/06 05:19 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: Was it hard before he threw it?If it was he probably would have bled to death within thirty seconds.
most likely, i could never cut my dick off, ever
Posted at: 3/29/06 05:48 PM
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By God Johnson Is that a penis flying towards us?
I belive it is sir.
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Posted at: 3/29/06 05:50 PM
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o_O okay he choped of his wang and threw it at police
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Posted at: 3/29/06 05:52 PM
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Haha, the only real mystery is whether or not he'll end up in a male or female prison.
Posted at: 3/29/06 05:53 PM
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Old news,but It sounds like the penis is an easily removable organ that doesnt hurt when severed and that It will just grow back.
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Posted at: 3/29/06 05:57 PM
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Nuts. I would never cut my own penis. Just thinking about it hurts.
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Posted at: 3/29/06 05:58 PM
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the po-lice got pwned...
with a penis... its really not funny anymore, just disgusting yet original
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Posted at: 3/29/06 06:02 PM
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What in the FUCK did he think throwing his cunt plug at police was going to do? Other than make me laugh my ass off. If you are gonna throw anything and everything why not some rocks or the knife you use to cut off your prick.
Posted at: 3/29/06 07:47 PM
At 3/29/06 06:02 PM, RegurgitateDAbortioN wrote: If you are gonna throw anything and everything why not some rocks or the knife you use to cut off your prick.
He ran out of knives to throw. He had to throw something else at the police.
Posted at: 3/29/06 08:02 PM
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"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis"
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Posted at: 3/29/06 08:06 PM
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At 3/29/06 05:07 PM, -IAMCanadian- wrote: On a whole new level
what the due nothing is worth losing you stick nothing what is wrong with this guy?
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Posted at: 3/29/06 08:31 PM
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Was he spaced out on drugs or something? No logical person goes and injures themselves like that!
Posted at: 3/29/06 08:34 PM
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wow, He's a she now. Doesn't get any stupider than that, or painful
Posted at: 3/29/06 08:37 PM
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At 3/29/06 08:31 PM, Guardian wrote: Was he spaced out on drugs or something? No logical person goes and injures themselves like that!
He was distressed from breaking up with his girlfriend or something...
That article made my day complete. =)
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OWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!!! seriously dudes how can you think that will work?!?!?!?!? he is just dumb.
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