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At 10/22/06 06:10 PM, Tugler wrote: ur dumb go suck ur moms dildo

((What you do that I never knew that. Anyway Can I change my character because I have had to much homework and my character should be dead because of the rules so may I make a new charcter.))

((Wow, monkey! Impressive. In fact, I think we should make it his official job to be the welcome wagon. What do the rest of you think?))

((BTW, welcome all new people!))

At 10/22/06 07:13 PM, HitTheTarget wrote: ((Wow, monkey! Impressive. In fact, I think we should make it his official job to be the welcome wagon. What do the rest of you think?))

((Slapdamonkey got banned... he told me to tell whoever asks for him. He posted in a spam topic.))

((It's a good idea, though!))

((Ok, I think I'll just pretend I'm alone))

Colton crouched behind a tattered peice of a subway door. His heart pounded as he listened. He heard slight scuffling sounds, and then a clang. At that instant, he pounced. Directly in front of him was a zombie, one hand missing, and a parcially slahed throat. Colton smaked it in the gut. It doubled over, as he bashed it in the back of the head with the butt of his dagger. The zombie crumpled to the ground. Colton enjoyed his moment of victory, but suddenly felt a blow to his back. He cried out in pain, and fell to his knees. A creature sttod behind him, a led pipe in its hands. He reached for his sword, but he had dropped it back where the other zombie lay. The creature lashed out again with the pipe, but Colton rolled away and fell into the pit for the subway tracks. He reached in his belt and grabbed his dagger. Expertly, he gripped it by its blade, juped up above the ledge, and hurled it straight into the creature's eye. It collapsed with a gurgle, fell to the ground and twitched, then lay still. Colton pulled himself up from the ledge and placed his boot on the creatures face. He grabbed the hilt of the dagger, and pulled it from the socket that once was the creature's eye. The smell of rotting flesh and death surrounded him. It was tiime to leave, he thought. He slowly walked to the broken escalator, and began walking towards the city above...

At 10/22/06 08:13 PM, ManMadeKing wrote: ((Slapdamonkey got banned... he told me to tell whoever asks for him. He posted in a spam topic.))

((It's a good idea, though!))

((How long is the ban three days, 30 days, 10 days, or 15 days?

At 10/22/06 09:07 PM, Billychu wrote:

At 10/22/06 08:13 PM, ManMadeKing wrote: ((Slapdamonkey got banned... he told me to tell whoever asks for him. He posted in a spam topic.))

((It's a good idea, though!))

((How long is the ban three days, 30 days, 10 days, or 15 days?

(( bans for posting in a spam thread normally last from 5 hours to 8 days

((Slapdamonkey said there's six hours left, as of three minutes ago. So.... he'll get on sometime tomorrow.))

((i go for targets idea,even if monkey's character is dead he can still have an excuse to post at survival rpg.))

((Hey guys. I would be happy to be the "welcome wagon". So... there you go...))

ur dumb go suck ur moms dildo

((Ooo, did I make someone cry? Have a tis-u))

At 10/22/06 06:12 PM, Sinister-Spawn wrote: NG account:(Sinister-Spawn)
Age:(17)
Character Name:(Jack)
Character age(27)
Area:(Old flat above Karate Dojo)

((So far, So good.))

Weapons:(Crystal bladed Hroykashi(thin bladed ninja sword, fists and feet, dual uzi's in hanging pouches under arms .)

((That's fine. Little "over-equipped" though.))

Appearance:(I statnd around 5ft 11inches with brown hair cut short, My eyes are a warm welcoming blue, but i have a tough emotionless face . My flesh is slightly tanned, ii'm wearing baggy jeans with a pair of adio skae shoes, and a baggy t-shirt (animal my frav brand)).

((Fucking great! But I don't Like First-person speaking in RP/Gs....))

Breif Bio:( I am an expert in martial arts and people came from everywhere to be taught my blade techniques(the dojo below is mine its how i made a living) but growing up in a rough neighbour hood has led me to grow up tough and as ready as you get)

((Same as above, Welcome!)

At 10/22/06 06:10 PM, Tugler wrote: ur dumb go suck ur moms dildo

((Congratualations! You have just been formally disallowed from posting in this RPG. Reason: Being a complete retard.

I'm with you Monkey, I don't wanna see another TBT/pikpik fiasco. I may have to commit honorable seppuku if that happens.

And in light of that, maybe when someone wants to join, someone should go through their recent posts to see if they've acted like a total dick.

And since it was my idea, I volunteer to do it.))

Nick stared straight ahead, not really seeing what was in front of him. He kept seeing Hurok and Nadia dead, both of their chests disfigured, one from a bullet, another from a parasitic creature.

Something told him that the beast that was Johenson was mutating as they rode towards the armory. It wasn't at the armory, but if it figured out what was going on, it would make a beeline for it, and if the weapon was destroyed, they were doomed. It would take another nuke to solve this problem, and Nick had had enough of highly explosive devices for a lifetime.

((I'd expand, but I'm waiting for Serf to join us.))

At 10/23/06 08:24 PM, Blue-Dragon wrote:

At 10/22/06 06:10 PM, Tugler wrote: ur dumb go suck ur moms dildo

((Congratualations! You have just been formally disallowed from posting in this RPG. Reason: Being a complete retard.))

((I already told a mod about him. The mod said he would be banned for spamming. I just didn't see a reason for that. He made a riducalous (sp?) character and I caught him, and he got ancy and tried demeaning my name. Some people are just, as you said, complete retards.))

((Ok here is my first one if there is any god modding in it please tell me so I can fix it.))

Jin was hiding in a wrecked building the zombies have completely taken area. He and his team tried everything they could but they failed and Jin was the only survivor of that viscous attack. ((The attack on the zeds))
Jin, Yuchen, Lee, Drake, Thomson and Kanji are called for a normal riot nothing that they can handle. But what they didn’t know was that the military wanted to know how strong these zombies are. Jin then says,
Jin: Guys no matter what happens we can’t kill them they are just normal people (doesn’t know they are Zeds) unless they try to kill us then we can start to kill them.
Yuchen: Right boss and remember this to. We will never know when it is our last day so always fight like it is your last.
Everybody got ready talking about what they’ll do after the riot. Then when the truck stops they get out to find the streets are not full of lively rioters but filled with zombies and dead bodies. Lee rushed in foolishly just to be slaughtered by three zombies. Thomson and Drake ran out of the truck and went running back to find a safe place to hide. Yuchen throws a grenade and Jin starts shooting but they kept on coming until Jin and Yuchen ran out of bullets Jin grabs a pistol he found on the ground and starts to shoot at the zombies but the zombies didn’t even flinch, then Yuchen says,
Yuchen: We have two choices, one run to fight another day, or die in vain?
Jin: I say run to fight another day besides nothing works on them.
Yuchen and Jin started to run in two different directions because they both knew it be better to split for now and they would meet up later. Jin was lucky to go in the direction where a weapon shop is. Jin grabs a AK-47 and tons of ammo for it, Jin then finds a building to hide in. While Jin was in the building he figured out his team were test subjects to see the new zombies strength. Jin was about to start a fire until he heard a tank rolling by. He got out of the building and told them to stop on his radio he said,
Jin: Stop please by order of General Jin of the Riot control.
The tank stopped then a voice in his helmet said,
Joseph: What the hell do you want?
Jin: Help my teammates are split up in return for helping us I’ll help you anyway I can.

The tank lurched to a halt. Polaski in the gun turret yelled, "With all due respect, I don't give a flying fuck about any General Jin! The Corp gives the orders, and I follow no other. However, we're not leaving you to die. Load up in the Bradley at the end of the convoy." The squad lept inside the fighting vehicle.

The convoy lurched on, running into the crowd Jin and his troops have encountered. They were no match for military grade equipment. The cannons blasted, machine guns blazed, and the Abrams cut a swath through the zombies. The LSS perched on top of the tank added to the immense firepower, and the fight turned into a slaughter.

The three tanks and the APC blew their way past, and into the clear. Polaski brushed the shells away from him, and yelled, "Hell yeah!" Suddenly, a gunshot rang from an empty warehouse. The convoy stopped.

"That was a gunshot. That must mean someone's still alive." said Joseph.
"But the weapon..." began Christian.
"But nothing. We aren't standing by while somebody needs help." said Nick. "But we can't stop moving, I agree."

Joseph takes a head count. "Who wants to go?"

((Sorry, last post was to get Serf to join up. That's his gunshot we heard.))

The shock had jolted Wedge's mind out of it's dazed state. He stood up and dusted himself off, noticing the door ajar on the far side of the room. He picked up the letter and gun and wandered on over to the door.

What he saw was, to say the least, unexpected; a rubble-strewn landscape, centred upon a convoy of tanks coming to a halt.

"What the fuck happened to ol' Syndeytown?" he mused, but he immediatley got the distinct impression deep in his gut that he wasn't in Sydney any more.

He noticed a group of rugged-looking men in and around the convoy looking and pointing in his direction. He the noticed he was naked. He had been so since he woke up, but it had escaped his attention until now.

"EEP" he squeaked and immediately ducked out of view.

(( I just got an idea.... I'll tell you people later... something so that I can still rp... Maybe someone will figure it out quickly... ))

((NG account: EnglishPanda
Age:15
Character Name: George
Character age: 15
Area: Looting a pawn shop!
Weapons: Twin lugers with 30 rounds and a baseball bat...
Appearance: 6ft5inches, slim but broad chest and arms. Dressed in an Ecko tracksuit and a bandanna over the bottom half of my face. Broken handcuffs (the chains snapped) and a pair of reebok classics on my feet.
Breif Bio: 15 year old juvenile escaped convict. Worked from graffiti to car theft to burglary. Knows how to look out for himself and has great sreet sense. Good eye's, spots stuff quickly. Family were dead before he went to juvenile. Has lack of fear but isn't always opposing the running option.))

CRASH. George smashed on the counter and grabbed a rolex with a cheeky grin on his face. As he clipped it on someone grabbed his arm... It was a zombie looking steadly into George's eyes. George twisted the zobies arm and put one hand on it's back. He smashed the zombie's head onto the register, then on the counter, then took its legs out and smashed it into the floor. "Sweet, they got almost 250 bucks here!"
The zombie went to get up. "Oh i forgot you were there, here..."
He smashed the register off the counter onto the zombies head. "Keep the change!"
George walked to the shop door and took out his lugers, he pointed them upwards with his hands next to his ears and booted the door. He sprinted out laughing and firing at zombies down the street...

At 10/25/06 07:25 PM, EnglishPanda wrote: ((NG account: EnglishPanda
Age:15
Character Name: George
Character age: 15

((Uhh... Your a bit young...))

Area: Looting a pawn shop!

(( In tokyo...))

Weapons: Twin lugers with 30 rounds and a baseball bat...

((Can it be a single Luger? w/e))

Appearance: 6ft5inches, slim but broad chest and arms. Dressed in an Ecko tracksuit and a bandanna over the bottom half of my face. Broken handcuffs (the chains snapped) and a pair of reebok classics on my feet.

((You're pretty fucking tall for a 15 year old.))

Breif Bio: 15 year old juvenile escaped convict. Worked from graffiti to car theft to burglary. Knows how to look out for himself and has great sreet sense. Good eye's, spots stuff quickly. Family were dead before he went to juvenile. Has lack of fear but isn't always opposing the running option.))

((You could do some revising on you character.. Plus I looked at your recent posts for the hell of it... and you were being a dick in an RP/G a bit ago... BUT, as far as I see, your in. You should also wait for someone to say your in the club/RPG before posting a chapter.))

((I would tweak with your character a bit, just to be safe.))

I'm back.

At 10/20/06 11:34 PM, Slapdamonkey wrote: ((Alright guys... My death chapter. Let me say something first, though.))

Wow. Great chapter, sorry to see you leave. Bye.

((I'm getting the immense feeling you all just got messily devoured by zombies.))

At 10/28/06 10:38 PM, HitTheTarget wrote: ((I'm getting the immense feeling you all just got messily devoured by zombies.))

(Well I thought that Blue-Dragon was going to post after Serf so that is why I haven't posted one.))

At 10/28/06 10:38 PM, HitTheTarget wrote: ((I'm getting the immense feeling you all just got messily devoured by zombies.))

((I was banned....))

At 10/28/06 10:52 PM, Billychu wrote: (Well I thought that Blue-Dragon was going to post after Serf so that is why I haven't posted one.))

((Ya, me too. Wth?))

((Alright, that's torn it, I'm posting now.))

"Don't everybody volunteer at once." said Joseph. All he met were blank stared. "Fine. Forget I asked." he heard a loud yelp, and saw movement flicker behind a ruined wall. Securing his weapon, he lept from the tank, and walked over to the wall. "This is Liuetenant Colonel Joseph Green! If you are human, come out! We're here to help!"

He stepped around the corner, and stepped back, as buckshot sprayed around him. "Come on! I'm friendly!" he complained. He shoved his gun around the corner, holding it by the barrel. He stepped around with it, holding the carbine over his head. Then immediately closed his eyes.

"You mind explaining to me who you are, and why you're butt naked?"

Jack squinted as light shone in his face he rubbed his eyes and sat up off the floor "fuck" jack exclaimed as he rubbed the back of his head, he stood up and looked in the mirror gave his hair a good rub with his hand, that'll do he thought to him self.

He rubbed his eyes and streched out his arms and let out a big yawn, he picked up his guns which were hanging on his gun rack and span them around his fingers a few times whilst randomly stopping and pointing them at pictures he had around his flat "bam, Bam," jack exclaimed as he pretended to let lose some rounds into people.

He walked over to the door of his apartment when something shiny caught his eye, his Hroykashi was sitting on the floor the crystal sword he had won in a martial arts competetion 3 years ago. He picked it up and stared at it remember the good times and looked back to reality around his shithole apartment and wondered where things went wrong.

Jack swings it around and hooks it into its pouch which is losely swinging about over his sholuders and wanders over to his falt window he looks out to see some naked guy confronting a guy with a carbrine over his head. Jack looks about and thinks what the fuck has been going on as he looks at the black sky and the bodies laying in the street he imdetately grabs some extra ammo for the two uzi's swinging around under his arms pushes his flat door open and sprints outside into the open.......

At 10/28/06 10:52 PM, Billychu wrote:

At 10/28/06 10:38 PM, HitTheTarget wrote: ((I'm getting the immense feeling you all just got messily devoured by zombies.))

(Well I thought that Blue-Dragon was going to post after Serf so that is why I haven't posted one.))

((Mea culpa. I've been busy busting my ass in school and in my finances, as I'm attending university before too long, and I need good grades, and an assload of money.))

Nick averted his eyes politely, but was trying very hard not to snicker. He pulled off his backpack and tossed it to the stranger.

"Here. There should be some clothes in there. Bit worn, but better than running around in your birthday suit.

The stranger pulled out a spare set of clothes, T-shirt, jeans, underwear, socks and boots and ducked around a corner to get changed. Joseph kept pressing for information.

"You still haven't told me what your name is."

"It's Wingflower Tulryson. But everyone calls me Wedge."

"Okay, Wedge. But why exactly were you were butt naked."

Nick smirked and walked back to the tank. He really didn't care why Wedge was mooning the city. Stranger stuff had happened. He climbed on top of the tank to get a better view of the armory, only about three-quarters of a click from their location. He raised high-powered binoculars to his eyes to get a better view.

What he saw made his jaw drop.

Johenson's mercs were there, naturally. But the Zeds that had been under their control were waging an all-out war on the mercs. The mercs had the advantage of a defensive position, and superior firepower.

But the Zeds were far more numerous. Nick could see at least one 10-footer that had been so hard to kill back in Deadlock. And at least a dozen Zeds had guns. They were getting better at shooting too, as Nick saw a merc go down with a few bullet wounds to the torso.

This was bad.

Nick wondered if the mercs would turn to their side if they helped kill of the Zeds. He assumed they might, as word of Johenson's transmutation had likely spread through-out their ranks. Whatever the case, Nick wasn't going to go after them without at least telling Joseph. They had already lost two LSS members during this endless night.

"Joseph! There's something you might wanna see!" Nick called, waving the binoculars.

Joseph walked over, took the binoculars and scanned the area Nick was pointing at. He took it all in, then lowered them, tight-lipped. Nick quickly ran his idea of taking out the Zeds in the hope of the mercs turning to their side.

The others, including Wedge, came over to see what was up, all had a look, and all didn't like what they saw.

"Well, Joseph, I don't know. If we help the mercs, they might become our allies, and we need all the help we can get. Especially to get that weapon."

"About the weapon." Christian spoke up, "I just remembered something. The prototype is some kind of stationary weapons platform. In its finished state, it was supposed to either be a mobile weapons platform, or easily modified to fit on a tank. And it was rumoured to be more powerful than the Tiger tank, and the Abrams tank combined."

Nick turned to Joseph, "Case in point, we need that weapon. But if the mercs turn on us right after we kill off the Zeds...we might not make it. They are at an armory after all, I wouldn't be surprised if there were some Stingers in there, complete with either HEAT, or APFSDS rounds. So we could wait here until one army has won, and then ambush them. Personally I'm for option one; let's help the mercs."

Joseph nodded, "Okay, I see the logic in those options," he turned to the rest of the group, including the tankers and all other troops riding with them, "Chinese Parliament time guys. Who likes one, who likes two, and who has another idea?"

((Ok this might be the shortest RP post I've ever made.))
Takes a drag of his cigarette then says,
:Takashi: I have a idea all of those fucking mercs can burn in hell because no matter what we do we are going to fucking die!
:Joseph: What the hell is wrong with you Takashi? Ever since I didn’t go with your idea you have been a real jackass!!!
:Takashi: You want to know my fucking problem?
:Joseph: Yes just say it already god damn it!
:Takashi: My problem is my mother is going to die and it is going to be my fault because I fucking trusted you guys!
:Nick: Look Takashi I now what your going thru (Takashi interrupts)
:Takashi: No you fucking don’t!!! Only one person dear to your heart was killed in front of you!!! I saw my whole entire family killed in front of me and when I was 10, and to top it all off I was nearly killed then!!! My mom is the only thing that matters to me she is the fucking reason why I decide to live but now she is going to fucking die unless I do something and if I don’t everybody in the world is fucked!!! So none of you know what the hell I’m going thru nobody!!!
Takashi grabbed his gun and put it to his head cocked it and put his hand on the trigger.
:Nick: Just think for a minute before you commit suicide.
:Takashi: Like what how are they going to kill her?
:Nick: What if they are pulling a fucking bluff man and your just falling for it. Just think about it. It is his wife we are talking about why would he kill his own wife?
:Takashi: Because he is more power hungry than loving.
:Jin: Takashi is that you man?
:Takashi: Jin?
:Jin: Yeah it’s me and man listen to Nick is it?
:Nick: Yeah.
:Jin: I know your old man very well Takashi we have a bug in his office and what Nick is telling you is the truth. He said he will only kill her if you try to kill him. Takashi he is afraid of you and he hates that he has to bring your mother into this. So please put the gun down or I’ll have to take you sown (stun).
Takashi puts the gun down and says,
:Takashi: Your right Jin he wouldn’t kill her I mean he still loves her.
:Nick: Ok how come that didn’t work when I tried it?
:Jin: Your not his only life long friend that also survived the attack on his birthday. (Itachi said it was ok for me to add that I had to pm him so if you don’t believe me he’ll post)
:Nick: Oh ok.
Takashi finally smiled with hope back on his face now he knew the reaper couldn’t take over now. Takashi then says,
:Takashi: Ok now since that is out of the way my mind is clear and I say let’s go help those fucking mercs!

"Woh, woh, woh," exclaimed Wedge, "Now I don't know who or what the fuck these mercs or zeds, but I guess I'm gladder I'm with your gang than theirs. But what you're saying is you're gonna get risked being shot up by these zeds guys to help these mercs guys, who might then shoot us up any way?......That's seriously what you're telling me?"

Wedge was met with deadpan stares all around, none more aggresive than Takashi, who spat in his general direction.

"Umm...w-w-well," Wedge stammered, glad of being clothed, but still distinctly unpleased withe the situation he was in, "Don't you think...ahhh....that we should just....ahhh.....run the fuck over there and let whoever these guys are blow the fuck out of each other"

This time Wedge was met with distinctly unpleasant looks, as if everyone was dismissing him as scum fit only to line their boot-heels.

Joseph was somewhat more amused than the others, "Okaaaay, " he smirked, "Wedge has made his point of view felt and so has Takashi. Anyone else?"

((hope that was okay and i wasn't godding by having joseph say stuff))

Jack sneaked across a dark lane and kneeled behind a burntout car he peeked around a the corner of the out car, as he heard voices across the road with a rumbling noise of an engine in the background, he tried to pick out what the voices were saying but couldnt quite hear and it all came though as distorted voices.

As jack strugled to see anything but he knew something was there, he lent out from behind his postion abit more as his eyes adjusted to the darkness he made out a group of people around a tank, they were clearly argueing about something Holy Shit! that guys gunna kill himself as he notices a guy stood up with a gun to his head it looked as if a guy was trying to calm him down, then another man stepped on the scene and managed to persuade him to put the gun down.

One of the men turned around and jack quickly hide again behind the car, that was close he thought to himself, "i cant be spotted just yet i dont know if these guys are friendly or not" jack thought to himself.

He looked around at a dead body close by on the floor and looked closely at the wound, a massive gash through the victims chest also with one arm issing and one leg. "No" jack whispered under his breath it couldnt have been these guys who did all this but i can't be seen just yet its to risky.

He could hear voices again and this time kneeled up so he could look through the space where the windows of the car once where he still couldn't make out what was going he squinted his eyes hard to see but it was too hard to see anything "uuugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh" came from behind him the long moan echo'ed in the wing jack ducked behind the car incase the guys over by the tank had heard it to they would have looked in his direction, he listened again and the talking had stopped.

There was that moaning again but this time it was closer to jack he starred hard into the dark alley behind him he had just some out off and could just make out a figure slowly but surely makeing his way towards him, it looked like a drunk man trying to get home, clearly worried jack drew his uzi's and thought if i have to use these then i will be heard so he put his uzi's back into his pouches and drew his sword.

The thing in the alley way stank of death and blood as it got closer jack could make out that this guys face had been brutally wounded and that his right leg was snapped at the ankle and there was a huge whole which he could see through in his stomach where blooded dripped down from, what the fuck is that, whatever it was had noticed jack and began moving more quickly towards him jack gripped his sword tighter and held it up straightwards with his hands level with his chest the street lights caught the crystal sword and reflected with a shine of light behind him without as the creature moved closer to jack, jack unleashed himself and ran towards the creature full pace whilst letting out a battle cry "Aagh!!!!" he exclaimed he lept in the air and took a full swing at the monster and cut its head clean off the body fell to the floor with the head spinning on the ground next to it he looked down at the body which was still quivering and shaking until it stopped jack held his sword close he heard noises from behind and quickly span around.......................

(( sorry mess up this bit: Jack sneaked across a dark lane and kneeled behind a burntout car he peeked around the corner of the car,))

NG Account: MaskofHo
Age: 17
Character Name: Leon Phoenix
Character Age : 23
Area: Room 345, Flat Block (behind Karate Dojo)
Weapons: PSG-1 Sniper Rifle and duel Colt Automatic Pistols kept in holsters around waist.
Appearance: I stand around 6 ft 1 inches tall and have a quite well built body. I have dark brown eyes with a hint of green and short brownish black rough hair with a spikey fringe. I have battle scars all over my body and my face looks young but tough. I wear black combat trousers and a white vest. Personal Tatoos are positioned on my right upper arm and lower left leg.
Breif Bio: I formerly used to be a contract hit man. I only take on the toughest special jobs, that do not only pay well but gives me the thrill of a challenge. I am not from Deadlock City, but came here for a special job.