I hate Emos.

[Dogman5000]

First: Notice the Period at the end of that thread title. This implies that I have such a revolutionary idea that i'd use grammar to excentuate it.

Second: I also imply that I think that I am origional by saying that I hate emos.

Third: This implies that I truly believe that no one else on newgrounds has posted a thread like this one. I am the first to EVER talk about "hating emos."

Fourth: The fact that I use the word "Emo" already shows that I have no idea what the fuck i'm talking about.

Fifth: Notice how I don't back up my statement with even a valid opinion (e.i. "I think it's annoying how kids with black clothes whine about how much their life sucks, even though they are born with so much oppurtunity.")

Sixth: I will now present a "great" idea of what to do with emos, what I wish I could do to emos, what an emo did to me, or what I did to an emo.

Seventh: This thread will go unlocked, and 40,000 more threads just like this will follow in the next 24 hours.

[Corey-the-Afro-Jew]

Um.........thanks?

[Evark]

At 3/27/06 09:59 PM, Dogman5000 wrote: Seventh: This thread will go unlocked, and 40,000 more threads just like this will follow in the next 24 hours.

Oops.