When women do it... it's hot

[BigBlueBalls]

Ever notice that there's tons of pranks guys do when we're just screwing around, but if women did the same thing we'd consider it hot?

For example...

Mooning - When women do it, guys see a beautiful ass spread in front of them... we pay good money to see that shit. Now when guys pull down their pants to reveal their hairy ass, everyone looks aways goes "dammit dude I don't want to see that shit".

Purple nurple - A common thing among guys to grab another guy's nipple and twist it until it hurts... if women do it, it may hurt but it would still be hot to look at.

Teabagging - when guys do it we laugh, we cry, we wipe the ball sweat off our forehead... I guess the only comparison with women would be waking up with her labia on your forehead and again what guy wouldn't love to see women do that?

Pink belly - holding someone down and slapping their bare belly until it's red. Imagine women doing this at a slumber party... during a naked pillow fight...

Wedgie - guys do this, it hurts and we gotta buy a new pair of underwear if it's bad enough (atomic wedgie). Women do it and it's like a ready made thong!

[ElectricMoose]

I would like to make a correction your post. When HOT women do it, then its hot.

[BigBlueBalls]

At 3/26/06 11:32 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I would like to make a correction your post. When HOT women do it, then its hot.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. One man's ugly bitch is another man's hot babe.

[Twerpo]

At 3/26/06 11:32 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I would like to make a correction your post. When HOT women do it, then its hot.

true, can you imagine a fatass girl giving another fatass girl a wedgie? Ugly stuff.

[AnzRage]

oh yeah .right on that man.

[Unopened-Wound]

I think mooning is the only one there that made sense.

[Vince50]

At 3/26/06 11:31 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Pink belly - holding someone down and slapping their bare belly until it's red. Imagine women doing this at a slumber party... during a naked pillow fight...

I just exploded. :-(

[Seanmlr]

when women fart, o god it is so hawt

[HAcoreRD]

At 3/26/06 11:33 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote:

At 3/26/06 11:32 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I would like to make a correction your post. When HOT women do it, then its hot.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. One man's ugly bitch is another man's hot babe.

no. there's a line between beauty and desperation

[tigerkitty]

At 3/26/06 11:31 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Pink belly - holding someone down and slapping their bare belly until it's red. Imagine women doing this at a slumber party... during a naked pillow fight...

Yes, because girls have naked pillow fights all the time...

good idea... perhaps XD

[API]

At 3/26/06 11:31 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Purple nurple - A common thing among guys to grab another guy's nipple and twist it until it hurts... if women do it, it may hurt but it would still be hot to look at.

I saw two girls do that not too long ago.

Also, WHAT THE FLYING FUCK @ PINK BELLY.

[DancingTurkeyGod]

At 3/26/06 11:43 PM, tigerkitty wrote: Yes, because girls have naked pillow fights all the time...

At least twice a week. It keeps us in shape.
Right, tigerkitty? *wink*

[BigBlueBalls]

At 3/26/06 11:41 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: no. there's a line between beauty and desperation

Ok there is a limit to where almost every guy would say "she's ugly", but still truth is not every guy likes the same type of women. Some want big fat ones, some want tiny skinny ones and then there's ones like me that likes all the in between ones.

At 3/26/06 11:45 PM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote: At least twice a week. It keeps us in shape.
Right, tigerkitty? *wink*

Great way to keep in shape. Follow it up with some hot pink belly action and finish it off with a sexy purple nurple and a teabagging. :D

[BigBlueBalls]

At 3/27/06 12:13 AM, mamatequila wrote: when chicks don't wear underwear = hot
when guys don't wear underwear = not so much

See now THAT'S a good example of contributing to a thread.

Good one mamatee!

[brainface]

A dude sucking on a popsicle =/

A chick sucking on a popsicle=D

[Seanmlr]

At 3/27/06 01:22 AM, brainface wrote: A dude sucking on a popsicle =/

A chick sucking on a popsicle=D

Tom sucking on a popsicle= A+

[Enoll]

At 3/26/06 11:43 PM, tigerkitty wrote: Yes, because girls have naked pillow fights all the time...

Damn it woman, don't trample our dreams.

[Erathun]

I like teabagging with my friends.

[SuburbaniteHunter]

At 3/27/06 01:25 AM, Seanmlr wrote:

At 3/27/06 01:22 AM, brainface wrote: A dude sucking on a popsicle =/

A chick sucking on a popsicle=D

Tom sucking on a popsicle= A+

Jesus Christ! You are one sick bastard!

Now Wade on the other hand, sucking on a popsicle = a 5.0 GPA.

[RedSkunk]

Low-riding jeans:
Plumber – nay
zee lady – yay

[SuburbaniteHunter]

At 3/26/06 11:43 PM, tigerkitty wrote: Yes, because girls have naked pillow fights all the time...

good idea... perhaps XD

You signed the form. :)

Now man's greatest question will be solved. :O

[PERVOK]

At 3/26/06 11:31 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Wedgie - guys do this, it hurts and we gotta buy a new pair of underwear if it's bad enough (atomic wedgie). Women do it and it's like a ready made thong!

Jesus Christ, your right.
It is hot.

[Evark]

Just like those deodorant commercials. It shows this hot woman dancing around and getting all sweaty and it says "When she gets hot, she glistens. Guys. You do not want to glisten." Sweaty women > sweaty men.

There's also same-sex curiosity. Guys do it and people are like "dude... c'monnnnn" girls do it and people are like "dude... more plz c'monnnnn."

Plus the whole crotchular bleeding thing only works for women.

[numbers]

At 3/27/06 01:28 AM, Enoll wrote:

At 3/26/06 11:43 PM, tigerkitty wrote: Yes, because girls have naked pillow fights all the time...

Damn it woman, don't trample our dreams.

might be your dreams but Tigerkitty and Jen get together all the time and broadcast their pillow fights all the time on AIM ;)

not naked, though.

Of course if it WAS naked I wouldn't be sitting her jacking off, I'd be in the middle. getting the 4 big boobies slapped against my head 8)

[HandsomePete]

Kinda sad, huh? I guess you'll just have to settle for being biologically stronger.

[A04]

At 3/26/06 11:31 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote:

Teabagging - when guys do it we laugh, we cry, we wipe the ball sweat off our forehead... I guess the only comparison with women would be waking up with her labia on your forehead and again what guy wouldn't love to see women do that?

I hope you mean women being teabagged, cause if they are doing the teabaggings, then I don't think it's a woman...

[BirthofaNova]

Teabagging, huh? Gross.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 3/26/06 11:43 PM, tigerkitty wrote: Yes, because girls have naked pillow fights all the time...

You do?!

I thought that was just a stereotype.

Us guys have naked towel fights about once a week (football).

We never admit it though.

[CM]

Guys kissing = :(
Girls kissing = :D

?

[Pink-Ninja]

At 3/26/06 11:32 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I would like to make a correction your post. When HOT women do it, then its hot.

Yeah if fat chicks do it then its wrong