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Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 06:43 PM Reply

'Cause she gave us a place to live. It's like a 30 minute walk from my house too, so leeching will be in effect for shizzle.

In short, I'm moving out in three weeks.

For those who have more than 7 braincells, it's a funny story too:

The flat is a basement, 2.5 bedrooms (the third bedroom is puny), bathroom, large large kitchen and a decent sized living room. All for about $600 a month, electric not included. She apparently had a bunch of other applications, except what we did was include a copy of our resumes and a sexy application letter each, explaining why we should live there. Since it's an older woman living upstairs, we figured she'd rather rent to older people than punk ass kids.

So we drove down there and I met the old lady and I was shown the place. And she asks us if we knew Curtis and Travis R, and I said I used to be in a Scout Troop with them because, well, I had. And it turns out she's their grandmother. Small world... though I haven't spoken to them in oh, say, 5-6 maybe 7 years. Well no, probably about 5. Anyway, we leave and she tells us she'd be looking at the applications tomorrow.

Bam, 2 hours later, Adam gets a call from her, and the place is ours if we want it. Fuckin' SCORE. The application letters helped times 437 458 210, I'm sure of it. Also, she apparently visited her grandsons and they were like, ":o JORDY OH YEAH I REMEMBER HIM WOW-WEE SHUCKS GEE-GOLLY!" I guess they gave me a good review, even though I hated their guts because they were terrible kids and probably still are. So. I'm excited. April 15th is the move-out date, probably will get 100% situated around the 20th. OH! And there's so much stuff that can be done around the entire house, so free month's rent is not an impossibility. Score score score.


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:00 PM Reply

whoah brosef, that's the sickest izzle jizzle fo rizzle meng rad.

so what if you're all up in some bitche's vagizzle an den da ol ho walks up meng wat chu gon do.

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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:02 PM Reply

At 3/26/06 07:00 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: whoah brosef, that's the sickest izzle jizzle fo rizzle meng rad.

so what if you're all up in some bitche's vagizzle an den da ol ho walks up meng wat chu gon do.

tre whey

What the fuck?

I'm going to be moving sometime this summer. I'm going to be moving out of state, I need to get away for a long while while shit passes where I live right now. I'm going to be making enough money to move, transfering to another school and working on residency for a year.


Think you're pretty clever...

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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:04 PM Reply

awsome!


Hi.

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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:08 PM Reply

Well done! Good job impressing the old lady. It always helps to have connections, no matter how long ago they were.

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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:09 PM Reply

Ok......

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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:11 PM Reply

At 3/26/06 07:00 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: so what if you're all up in some bitche's vagizzle an den da ol ho walks up meng wat chu gon do.

I'm hoping locks on doors will prevent that.
Unless she wants to join in...

At 3/26/06 07:02 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I'm going to be making enough money to move, transfering to another school and working on residency for a year.

Working on campus was something I was wanting to do.
But the distance from my house was too much.
Ah well.

At 3/26/06 07:08 PM, tigerkitty wrote: Well done! Good job impressing the old lady. It always helps to have connections, no matter how long ago they were.

I never really considered them to be connections though. ^_^
T'was a welcome surprise though.


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:18 PM Reply

Three cheers for Old Lady!!!

That's awesome.
You out of house is a step in the right direction!
I don't know how many times i've said that phrase over the last little while. But I suppose it's a step in ANY direction, too.


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:21 PM Reply

Glad to hear you've been accepted into the world of "GETTING THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY RETROGENY" (I figure progeny could best be countered by retrogeny, or perhaps pregeny, but retrogeny sounds better).

So yea... awesome.

I'munna come harass you one of these days when you most suspect it. >:-)


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:25 PM Reply

Congrats on the sweet deal man, sounds like a pretty big apartment (2.5 bedrooms). Just goes to show that making a good impression really helps with stuff like this.b


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:31 PM Reply

At 3/26/06 07:18 PM, Less-than-three wrote: I don't know how many times i've said that phrase over the last little while. But I suppose it's a step in ANY direction, too.

Everything is any. This is the direction that I want though. ^_^

At 3/26/06 07:21 PM, Evark wrote: I'munna come harass you one of these days when you most suspect it. >:-)

Geny, whenny... spenny?
What a good show. Hahaha.
So yes. You'd need my address though.
I can so picture that... a knock on the door, I open it...
For some reason my brain is looking in the NG-picture files...
EVAN?!

My my my.

At 3/26/06 07:25 PM, milinko959 wrote: Congrats on the sweet deal man, sounds like a pretty big apartment (2.5 bedrooms). Just goes to show that making a good impression really helps with stuff like this.

It's a flat though. I much prefer the flat.


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:46 PM Reply

Indeed. Hooray for her.

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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:51 PM Reply

TO FIT IN WITH NG REGULARS ILL RESPOND

Nice one Zerok! Glad to hear things are workin out for you. One question, is the old lady hot?

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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 07:54 PM Reply

Meng watcha gon do wen you're all up inn da showizzle an she be all up in yo grill?

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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 09:58 PM Reply

At 3/26/06 07:51 PM, _TheMIZFan_ wrote: Nice one Zerok! Glad to hear things are workin out for you. One question, is the old lady hot?

Ha! Honestly, no.
It would be fun if she was. Like the grandmother from the Bowflex commercial.
But she was 51, this old lady's like... 80?


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 10:09 PM Reply

At 3/26/06 07:31 PM, Zerok wrote:.

So yes. You'd need my address though.
I can so picture that... a knock on the door, I open it...
For some reason my brain is looking in the NG-picture files...
EVAN?!

I CAN provide the MS Paint maps, and then it's just a matter of knocking on a few stranger's doors till you find the right one.


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 10:12 PM Reply

At 3/26/06 10:09 PM, Less-than-three wrote: I CAN provide the MS Paint maps, and then it's just a matter of knocking on a few stranger's doors till you find the right one.

I'm down. I'll call on your expertise this summer. :-)


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 10:13 PM Reply

At 3/26/06 10:12 PM, Evark wrote:
At 3/26/06 10:09 PM, Less-than-three wrote: I CAN provide the MS Paint maps, and then it's just a matter of knocking on a few stranger's doors till you find the right one.
I'm down. I'll call on your expertise this summer. :-)

ACK.

Shit, I forgot about those.
Well. I expect you between June and August, Evan.


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 10:22 PM Reply

I have to say that's purely awesome. I kinda wish I had my own place to live right now but that's totally fine that I don't. I'm somewhat cool with going back to my mom's place to chill when I'm not in college, even though I don't stay at the house often while I'm back at home. Only a place to crash, basically... Not to mention the house there will most likely be mine when I graduate so really... in essence, it's my house? Nonetheless, congraduations! I have to say, that's wonderful.

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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 10:24 PM Reply

I hate old ladies cause they always yell at me for no reason

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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 10:28 PM Reply

At 3/26/06 10:22 PM, CaedaFera wrote: I have to say, that's wonderful.

It's going to be an experience, for sure.
All of a sudden: independance!
And working to support myself!

It's really exciting, in a way.
It's like I finally on that ride that they call the World.

At 3/26/06 10:24 PM, Seanmlr wrote: I hate old ladies cause they always yell at me for no reason

This one loves us.

^_^


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Response to Hooray for old lady! Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 10:57 PM Reply

At 3/26/06 10:55 PM, Fyndir wrote: Wait, you gave a response in English, does that mean VPoY actually SAID something in there? 0_0

It's all theory and guesswork.


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