weapon ideas!
a camera! - when you fire, it temporarily stuns enemies with it's flash!
ray gun! - like stewie's, from family guy!
a banana! - when it shoots, it peels open and shoots the inside banana. one fire, then you have the peel...
a guitar! - it'd be a dean guitar, you hold it by the tuner-head-thing! you can hit it 5 times, then you got the bridge to continuously whack people with!
a quill-pen! - same thing the knife does.
a smilie! - you throw it at the opponent!
a shruiken! - one of those samurai star things? throw them, they spin and hit your opponent in the face, and kills him (or her)!
a CD! - same as shruiken.
a statue! - a small statue of a dragon's head, when you fire, it's mouth opens, and a red (about as big as hank's head) dragon bursts out and attacks! (lingers for 3 seconds in the air, back and forth)
a pack of gum! - it shoots pieces of gum!
a phone! - it shoots numbers!
a cell phone! - it shoots smaller numbers!
MADNESS RULES!!