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At 3/24/06 04:59 PM, ZenGaijin wrote: You don't even finish reading topics before you post do you?

And what, pray tell, did I miss which I referred to in my post? Or are you just incapable of comprehensive reading?

At 3/25/06 03:07 AM, seshiro wrote:

At 3/24/06 04:22 PM, Porn_Dude wrote: Alright a little experimenting went wrong no big deal right? Wrong. I liked it, a lot and I would really like to try it again but I'm scared of hurting her. What should I do? Keep using lots of lube and taking it slowly or is there something else that would help?

have you tried spitting in her ass?

No. This isn't cheap male-dominated sexist porn you know, I'm not going to humiliate and degrade a woman that I care about. Unless she wants me to.

At 3/25/06 03:15 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 3/24/06 04:59 PM, ZenGaijin wrote: You don't even finish reading topics before you post do you?

And what, pray tell, did I miss which I referred to in my post? Or are you just incapable of comprehensive reading?

When you find yourself questioning the intelligence of people on Newgrounds just remind yourself LadyGrace; they're on newgrounds.

Use fingers first n00b.

From experience:
use lots of lube (LOTS!)
use a condom (for some reason it goes in easier)
get her to relax, if she's nervous dont bother.
use your fingers FIRST, gets things going and get the lube spread a bit.
go very slowly at first till you've spread the lube and got all of it (yes, all 2 inches ;-P ) in.
then slam away and enjoy.

not all girls enjoy it, but some do. and wash your cock after, cos it stinks if you dont.

At 3/25/06 03:15 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 3/24/06 04:59 PM, ZenGaijin wrote: You don't even finish reading topics before you post do you?

And what, pray tell, did I miss which I referred to in my post? Or are you just incapable of comprehensive reading?

You went on about a long rant about how it shouldn't matter if he enjoyed the act and they he should think of his partners feelings in this situation. In the intial post which was just a ploy for attention he stated that his partner didn't mind and that he was the one feeling hesitant about doing it again.

If you would had read the topic before going into your full on minirant you would have understood that.

dont take anything this guy says seriously

At 3/24/06 04:22 PM, Porn_Dude wrote: Also can anal sex even be pleasurable for a woman? I know that some of her friends have said they love it and if she enjoyed it I'm sure we'd have no problems, she even said it felt pretty good until I reached a point that hurt her. Anyone have advice?

to the first question yes it can and will although it wouldnt seem so it really does
to the second:
(stop reading if you dont want graphic images)
lube up your fingers and put 2 or 3 in first and move them around up there to lube things up and loosen it a little bit so it wont hurt her or you as much and if it works it makes it a great experience

Rape could always be the awnser but i doubt many would go for it....unless you'r desperate.

I love it when sex threads turn into a nasty bickering section. *cackles*

how about stop discussing your sex preferences and problems on here and go to a sex help board?

At 3/25/06 01:57 PM, Dobio wrote: I love it when sex threads turn into a nasty bickering section. *cackles*

Dobio I'm starting to like you more and more every day. Keep this up and I'll ask you to wear my promise ring... and by that I mean my penis.

blowjobs are far, far better than buttsecks.

Dude, hurting a girl in sex ain't good. Do it too much and she might call it rape.

interesting...

Also can anal sex even be pleasurable for a woman? I know that some of her friends have said they love it and if she enjoyed it I'm sure we'd have no problems, she even said it felt pretty good until I reached a point that hurt her. Anyone have advice?

You're gf needs to mastubate herself anal, to get used to it....that 1 tip i give you..

ANAL!

yummy ^^

If you leik anal sex then watch this movie http://www.newground..m/portal/view/301191

Anal sex for women isn't as pleasurable for men because they lack the anatomy to make it pleasurable (a prostate.)

However...

The mistake was forcing it on her.
You needed to make her feel comfortable. Using the gentlest of touches, use your pinky finger to "pry" her open.

And then you can work yourself up.

But, women don't really enjoy this as much as men.
They do it and like it because somehow it makes them feel sexy or whatever, or they're doing this for their men.

Anal sex isn't as good as the classic original :]

But its fun to try if both wants to

At 3/24/06 04:25 PM, Noob-Antichrist wrote: You're obviously lying

if not, pics plz

wtf everyone always asks for pix

what is he supposed to do? take pics of himself ramming his g/f's ass?

cause if so, that'd be pretty cool..

I've heard that it's hotter than regular sex anyway.

Anal Is one step away from being a full on bender.
Christ sakes, you have to ask yourself questions if you've already got bored of the CORRECT entry.
Ass=Exit only

At 5/2/06 07:23 PM, Ginger_gibbon5 wrote: I've tried anal, i prefer vaginal

You know--
Was it necessary for you to post that?
Not only is it a headache to watch... it's not work or school safe.

Oh well-- it will be removed promptly, I'm assuming.

You've posted this before. quit being a dumbass

At 5/2/06 07:27 PM, fli wrote:

At 5/2/06 07:23 PM, Ginger_gibbon5 wrote: I've tried anal, i prefer vaginal

You know--
Was it necessary for you to post that?
Not only is it a headache to watch... it's not work or school safe.

Oh well-- it will be removed promptly, I'm assuming.

Well boo fricketty hoo, if your at work you shouldn't be on newgrounds anyway, and you especially shouldn't click on the topic "Anal sex (with women)"

At 5/2/06 07:30 PM, Ginger_gibbon5 wrote: Well boo fricketty hoo, if your at work you shouldn't be on newgrounds anyway, and you especially shouldn't click on the topic "Anal sex (with women)"

Look at the rules Noob...
I'm sure a picture of an anus is something that would get the mods pretty PO'ed--

From what I'm told, just use alot of lube, and don't pull out too fast or she might shit herself. Also, if you pull out too fast without enough lube she could get ass-beef. (where the anus gets flipped inside out, revealing the inner meat of the anus.)

At 5/2/06 07:33 PM, fli wrote:

At 5/2/06 07:30 PM, Ginger_gibbon5 wrote: Well boo fricketty hoo, if your at work you shouldn't be on newgrounds anyway, and you especially shouldn't click on the topic "Anal sex (with women)"

Look at the rules Noob...
I'm sure a picture of an anus is something that would get the mods pretty PO'ed--

Okay i'm sorry i don't want to be banned, i just think that people complaining about a picture of an anus (which was meant for humourus purposes, not sexual) while talking openly about anal SEX is kind of hypocritical.

At 3/25/06 01:57 PM, Dobio wrote: I love it when sex threads turn into a nasty bickering section. *cackles*

You rule and I regret anything bad I may have said about you in the past. <3

At 5/2/06 07:38 PM, Ginger_gibbon5 wrote: Okay i'm sorry i don't want to be banned, i just think that people complaining about a picture of an anus (which was meant for humourus purposes, not sexual) while talking openly about anal SEX is kind of hypocritical.

Well, we're just talking about it. At least we're not going around posting pictures of it. That's just wrong!