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there is NO WAY you are 41.

i would hazard a guess at 13.

At 3/24/06 04:00 PM, ZigZag- wrote: No shit, Sherlock? Im gay then, what you're going to do about it?

no shit, sherlock isn't a question and neither is what you're (you are) going to do about it.

At 6/1/06 08:20 PM, Caveman- wrote:

At 5/26/06 07:49 AM, Zonox wrote: Secondly, no one at the age of 44, who has just lost their wife and been cheated on, says 'ITS TEH TRUE'. Fucking get a life, adults DON'T act like that for real.

But ITS TEH TRUE...

43 year olds dont say teh and your son would already think your cool if you really did, and your son wouldnt be happy if he saw his mom fucking another guy ... im a fucking school counselor i know this shit....

Cunt.

At 8/2/06 12:45 AM, Real-punk1337 wrote: 43 year olds dont say teh and your son would already think your cool if you really did, and your son wouldnt be happy if he saw his mom fucking another guy ... im a fucking school counselor i know this shit....

Cunt.

school counselors to my knowledge don't insult children.

At 3/24/06 02:26 PM, Caveman- wrote: so i did the right thing or i screwed it up?

You screwed up.

You resorted to violence, you should never resort to violence.

I think you should have got the mailman out of your house in a non-violent way the talked things over with the wife, that way you may have found a reasonable explanation. Granted in a situation like that it's doubtful, but you could have come to a more sensible decision than a divorce.

But thats just my opinion.

At 3/24/06 02:26 PM, Caveman- wrote: i just came from work and found my wife doing it with the mailman and i said: "WTF r u doing with my wife?" and he said: "nothing, she just had a heart attack" (WTF?) so i grab a my laptop and i start hitting the cunt, he left my home really damaged, i yelled at my wife: "U R A PROSTITUTE" and she said: "i was feeling lonely".

so now we're going to get divorced and my son is going to live with me.

so i did the right thing or i screwed it up?

i don't belive you. LIAR!++-+/

DARNED QUOTES! I NEED MORE TEXTABLES!

So, ya, i was walking my dog the other day when it hit me. I don't have a dog..

At 3/24/06 02:41 PM, lollerskaters wrote: If you are really are a porn star, you must realize the irony of your wife sleeping with the mailman.

See that's what i was thinking!

Are you truthing?

seems like the right thing to do to me... you might of been able to do without the laptop smashing but other then that seems right.

At 3/24/06 02:26 PM, Caveman- wrote: i just came from work and found my wife doing it with the mailman and i said: "WTF r u doing with my wife?" and he said: "nothing, she just had a heart attack" (WTF?) so i grab a my laptop and i start hitting the cunt, he left my home really damaged, i yelled at my wife: "U R A PROSTITUTE" and she said: "i was feeling lonely".

so now we're going to get divorced and my son is going to live with me.

so i did the right thing or i screwed it up?

HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW
HAWHAW!?

*Tear* okay, dude, that was really funny. You're how old, now? And still using letters as entire words?

I think thats just another made up story!

At 3/24/06 02:37 PM, Traced wrote: We know you're an 11 year old sheltered loser who is trying to be serious. First of all, you wouldn't yell "LIEK WTF OMG UR A PROSTITUTE" because half of those are internet acronyms, and you could think of a more insulting word than prostitute if you were 43 as your profile states. That's all that really needs to be said.

your pretty damn stupid. if he was 43 then he would probably use the technical term like the older person he is. "slut" is a slang word recently introduced into use. and "whore", well, people only seriously used that in the 18th century.

Aww... Dont,stop me now im having such a good time... cant stop using this picture!

although i DO agree that hes proabably not 43. hes got some pretty fucked up speech patterns. also, why would you hit someone with a laptop? those cost money. use your damn fists or something cheap, if you're going to resort to violence at all.

to bad you arent married and your only thing that will ever be your wife is your hand...and....yea thats pretty much it..

you should have kicked the mailmans ass, then go for marriage counsiling, but not like it's the man's fualt counseler...a good one

*coughreallyfakestorycough*

At 8/5/06 05:33 AM, chasemanjansen wrote: *coughreallyfakestorycough*

*coughnoshitcough*