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Why do I not believe any of that...

Hmmm, I really wonder...

Zeke

lets forget this, now i must focus on my career.

At 3/24/06 02:26 PM, Caveman- wrote: stuff

You wish you were in that situation heh?
I guess you,d like to be a little older

At 3/24/06 02:33 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: Life by Caveman-:
-Nonexistant-

LOL

You screwed up Mikey...You screwed up...

At 3/24/06 02:26 PM, Caveman- wrote: i just came from work and found my wife doing it with the mailman and i said: "WTF r u doing with my wife?" and he said: "nothing, she just had a heart attack" (WTF?) so i grab a my laptop and i start hitting the cunt, he left my home really damaged, i yelled at my wife: "U R A PROSTITUTE" and she said: "i was feeling lonely".

so now we're going to get divorced and my son is going to live with me.

so i did the right thing or i screwed it up?

Go find her and KILL HER!!!!!!(just kidding) Tell her that she's a stupid bitch, she deserves it

At 3/24/06 02:47 PM, YAMCLOCK wrote:

At 3/24/06 02:44 PM, omgwtfbbqsauce wrote: You're ex-wife is a bitch?

Well count yourself lucky. Mine's a human.

in my books, humans are better than female dogs

Question:

Both your wife and your dog are outside. Who do you let in?

Answer:

The dog. Because after you let the dog in, it stops barking.

I bet you are lying and that your 10 years old...

you're hysterical... a pron movie director with a cheating wife. My god you really need to get out more.

At 3/24/06 09:06 PM, Caveman- wrote: lets forget this, now i must focus on my career.

The guy in your pic looks exactly like an American at my uni....strange...

Congratulations!
This threa made it to Tremour's gold mine.

LINK, ITS NOT GOATSE.

Yea, I remember when I was twelve too. Good times, eh?

At 3/24/06 02:28 PM, Jizzlebang wrote: to bad you aren't really as old as you think you are, huh..

shit your 43
so true
so true

Wow dude, you wasted a fricken laptop to hit a mailman? the least u could do was video tape it, save it on a floppy, then kill him with the camera and shove the laptop up his, u kno, but good job.

At 3/30/06 10:46 PM, Iron_Mango wrote: Wow dude, you wasted a fricken laptop to hit a mailman? the least u could do was video tape it, save it on a floppy, then kill him with the camera and shove the laptop up his, u kno, but good job.

i would have done that but all my equipment was on my truck, but if i had a camera i would had recorded it.

if only this was a true story and not something made up. if ure going to lie don't make it the mailman it is so cliche

At 4/11/06 04:40 PM, understand01 wrote: if only this was a true story and not something made up. if ure going to lie don't make it the mailman it is so cliche

y should i lie on the bbs? ITS TEH TRUE, dont try to act like you're big shit on the bbs, everybody knows that "your wife cheats with the mailman" its so cliche becuz its very common in american lifes.

Dude what mailmen are you talking about, all the ones here are fat and old..if this is true your wife must of been very desperate.

In anycase if this is true what you should do is accept the fact your wife cheated on you and focus more on your kid..imagine what he is going through..that could really mess a kid up.. So think about your kid and not yourself first.

P.S. You should of grabbed something besides a laptop..if they actually did that, that laptop is more valuable then both of them combined!!

Goodluck in life man you will find someone.

Oh no not YOU again! We all know you're not 43 ok?

ROFLMAO YOUR SAD MAN LOLOLOLOLOL YOUR WIFE??!!

At 3/24/06 02:26 PM, Caveman- wrote: so i did the right thing or i screwed it up?

How terrible! Yes you did right. Did your son have seen all this?

At 3/24/06 02:33 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: Life by Caveman-:
-Nonexistant-

HinesDaMan! Where the hell were you? =/

I'm still trying to establish whenever he's an alt or not...

OMG RLY?/???//? and i live in a volcano

seriously, i do

you expect me to believe this.

kk.

Perhaps you shouldn't be on a site like Newgrounds when your 44 and married.

That's why she was lonely.
Anyway, we know your talking shit, if something like this had happened, the last thing you'd do is tell people on NG. You'd be telling your REAL LIFE friends, and sorting out the courts etc.

But anyway, you're not 44. You're 10.
Loser.

At 4/11/06 04:44 PM, Caveman- wrote:

At 4/11/06 04:40 PM, understand01 wrote: if only this was a true story and not something made up. if ure going to lie don't make it the mailman it is so cliche

y should i lie on the bbs? ITS TEH TRUE, dont try to act like you're big shit on the bbs, everybody knows that "your wife cheats with the mailman" its so cliche becuz its very common in american lifes.

Secondly, no one at the age of 44, who has just lost their wife and been cheated on, says 'ITS TEH TRUE'. Fucking get a life, adults DON'T act like that for real.

You're such a loser. It's unreal.

At 5/26/06 07:49 AM, Zonox wrote: Secondly, no one at the age of 44, who has just lost their wife and been cheated on, says 'ITS TEH TRUE'. Fucking get a life, adults DON'T act like that for real.

But ITS TEH TRUE...

You're such a loser. It's unreal.

all real, ask stefano (my son, the smart one) he saw the entire fight ME VS MAILMAN, he thinks that im a ghetto cool dad.

and im not a loser, winners hit mailmans that had sex with wifes, with laptops

Cunt.

bump so u can admire my braveness, its funny becuz this thread its on Tremour's gold mine. Check the dazed & confused section.

wow..