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i just came from work and found my wife doing it with the mailman and i said: "WTF r u doing with my wife?" and he said: "nothing, she just had a heart attack" (WTF?) so i grab a my laptop and i start hitting the cunt, he left my home really damaged, i yelled at my wife: "U R A PROSTITUTE" and she said: "i was feeling lonely".

so now we're going to get divorced and my son is going to live with me.

so i did the right thing or i screwed it up?

to bad you aren't really as old as you think you are, huh..

At 3/24/06 02:26 PM, Caveman- wrote: i:
so now we're going to get divorced and my son is going to live with me.

so i did the right thing or i screwed it up?

you make porn movies, you get enough sex

who gets your 80's van?

Life by Caveman-:
-Nonexistant-

We know you're an 11 year old sheltered loser who is trying to be serious. First of all, you wouldn't yell "LIEK WTF OMG UR A PROSTITUTE" because half of those are internet acronyms, and you could think of a more insulting word than prostitute if you were 43 as your profile states. That's all that really needs to be said.

If you are really are a porn star, you must realize the irony of your wife sleeping with the mailman.

You're ex-wife is a bitch?

Well count yourself lucky. Mine's a human.

At 3/24/06 02:44 PM, omgwtfbbqsauce wrote: You're ex-wife is a bitch?

Well count yourself lucky. Mine's a human.

in my books, humans are better than female dogs

I would have killed him, seriously. Disrespecting someones woman is the worst thing a man could do. Anywaaaay, custody always leans towards the woman, so you might only getta see your son on weekends, or the court could use your violent act against you, and forbid you from seeing your son. The court ALWAYS sides with the mother!

Yeah this failed pretty hard m8.

if this is real: Good job getting rid of her. She'll never learn.
if not: U JUST COULDN"T HANDLE HER MOVES IN THE SACK! She needed someone to satisfy her needs and thats what the mailman does.
This could also be one of ur porn movies.
Mailman: Hey. I saw you checking out my package.
Ex-wife: Well open my mail-BOX and deliver the package.
Mailman: Special Delivery!

Your only mistake is that the mailman is still alive.

At 3/24/06 02:53 PM, MetalDart wrote:

Mailman: Hey. I saw you checking out my package.
Ex-wife: Well open my mail-BOX and deliver the package.
Mailman: Special Delivery!

Ex-wife: Insufficient postage. :(

At 3/24/06 03:24 PM, lollerskaters wrote:

At 3/24/06 02:53 PM, MetalDart wrote:

Mailman: Hey. I saw you checking out my package.
Ex-wife: Well open my mail-BOX and deliver the package.
Mailman: Special Delivery!

Ex-wife: Insufficient postage. :(

Oh, oh, oh! I've got another: Return to sender! XD

you hit him with ur laptop? Dude, I respect the fact you cared enough about ur wife to try and physically harm the guy, but if I were in ur position.. I woulda fuckin killed him... With my hands... and not a laptop....

At 3/24/06 02:50 PM, SalemVamp wrote: Yeah this failed pretty hard m8.

took the words right out of my fingers dude

you screwed up, when woman say they are feeling loney, it's 90% true when they say that, you screwed up my friend

At 3/24/06 02:50 PM, SalemVamp wrote: Yeah this failed pretty hard m8.

Age: 20 (bullshit)
Gender: Male
Habitat: Ottawa, Canada

Sign-up Date:
01/04/2006

yeah, you fail at ng

You roxor at lyfe now.
Now go back to all yoru pornstar biatches.
Oh wait, your probably like 10 years old and dont even know what sex is.

guyz i make the movies, im not a pornstar im the director.

At 3/24/06 03:38 PM, ZigZag- wrote:
yeah, you fail at ng

Oh, while were at it.....................

Alias: ZigZag-
Web: Goatse (18+)
AIM: none

Age: 14 (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your not allowed to put porn sites on at 14!)
Gender: Male (questionable)
Habitat: El Salvador (ok, Ive got nothing for this without sounding like a dick)
Job: Pirate (did you know that most pirates were either homo or bi sexual?)

You should've cut off the mailman's dick, shoved it down your wife's throat. Kill the mailman with your laptop. Then shoot your wife in the face. Then take your son to Disneyland.

wow you suck at lying.

At 3/24/06 03:45 PM, Sharksandwitch wrote: Oh, while were at it.....................

Alias: ZigZag-

How about you? Sharksandwitch? WTF? a witch from the sand of Egypt?

Web: Goatse (18+)

Goatse is hawt

AIM: none

Who needs AIM when you have real friends?

Age: 14 (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your not allowed to put porn sites on at 14!)

n00b, you cant even tell the diference betwen a pr0n site and a nudity site. But if you think I vant submit a porn site, look again, I think I just did.

Gender: Male (questionable)

Think what you want, I dont care

Habitat: El Salvador (ok, Ive got nothing for this without sounding like a dick)

You sound like a dick... all the time.

Job: Pirate (did you know that most pirates were either homo or bi sexual?)

No shit, Sherlock? Im gay then, what you're going to do about it?

At 3/24/06 04:00 PM, ZigZag- wrote:

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How about you? Sharksandwitch? WTF? a witch from the sand of Egypt?

What does that even mean?

Goatse is hawt

Porn is just a pathetic way of letting guys think they are more than they are. Im not saying that about you, just saying.

Who needs AIM when you have real friends?

To talk to your friends when its like 3 am

n00b, you cant even tell the diference betwen a pr0n site and a nudity site. But if you think I vant submit a porn site, look again, I think I just did.

First of all, that stupid saying is annoying. Thats exactly what I just said. Your not old enough to look at porn.

Think what you want, I dont care

thats good.

You sound like a dick... all the time.

Ok, you got me there.

No shit, Sherlock? Im gay then, what you're going to do about it?

First of all, that saying (unless its a question) should have an exclamation point. Second, Im not going to do anything.

nuff said

Wow... im really sorry dude, but you must realize that your current "occupation" must be very difficult to process (for your wife). Well.... i can only say im sorry, but you are better off without her, just get one of your actricess to marry you ^_^ (jk).

At 3/24/06 04:08 PM, Sharksandwitch wrote:

At 3/24/06 04:00 PM, ZigZag- wrote: No shit, Sherlock? Im gay then, what you're going to do about it?

First of all, that saying (unless its a question) should have an exclamation point.

Dumbass, of course its a, it contains a "?"

At 3/24/06 02:53 PM, MetalDart wrote: This could also be one of ur porn movies.
Mailman: Hey. I saw you checking out my package.
Ex-wife: Well open my mail-BOX and deliver the package.
Mailman: Special Delivery!

well done, can i use it on my next movie? i'll pay you in a paypal account if you agree.
$70.00

At 3/24/06 04:18 PM, zealotgi wrote: nuff said

im not the devil, i know my job is evil, but...