This guy is just fuckin retarded

[DekapitatoR]

So today in my school when i just got off i went for a smoke. Then some guy there ask me can i give him one cigarette . I said that you can get the rest of this sig. He said that was ok. But then thing got creepy. He took an axe out of his pocket and said give me a cigarette. I said that i dont have so many left that i could give you one. Then he tried to hit me with his axe. He missed. Then i went into a rpg style turnbased battle. I hit him once. And then he hit me again. I lost my all hp but luckily i had a cleric in my party so he healed me and finally we won. Then he was stunned for a couple of seconds. And i started running that he could not catch me. Then i got home but what i saw was that some fucker has burned my house. I was like omg. Then i decided that i should go somewhere else. I called my friend but he wasn't home so i decided to go to the house of salvation to buy some healing services then i got my hp's full. Then i grinded in the city center for couple of hours killing monsters until i were level 30. Thats the maximum level in real life. Then i went back to school to kill him but one of our teachers ate him. OMFG.

[Taime]

Can I have a smoke?

[DekapitatoR]

At 3/24/06 09:23 AM, deadstick wrote: Can I have a smoke?

Maybe some other time.

[Greenskullkid]

lolreally?

[DustinTheWind]

At 3/24/06 09:22 AM, Xtriton wrote: Then i got home but what i saw was that some fucker has burned my house.

Your home was burninated by TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR!!!

[GetSmart]

One smoke too many I see...

[Dark-Knight]

Waste of Space ?

[LisVender]

shut.up

[DekapitatoR]

At 3/24/06 09:28 AM, DecemberNightmare wrote: shut.up

no

[Grubby]

Lol

[someguy362]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?!

I swear to god, never talk again.

[King-Kill-33]

Dude, seriously... you should lay off the crack. :D

[TotallySpies]

you deserve to be killed by an axe because you smoke >:(

[Peter-II]

Well that wasn't funny

[rock-kittin]

WOW dumbiest story ever

[DekapitatoR]

At 3/24/06 10:32 AM, bloodzero wrote: WOW dumbiest story ever

I know. I just got inspired to write something random.

[SSBMFan]

oooook...that was...interesting

[Miigga]

piczplz kthxbai

Really, this thread pwns.

[CryptosPainbringer]

At 3/24/06 09:22 AM, Xtriton wrote:

And here is exactly what I said when I read it:
You wanker. You fucking wanker.

[<deleted>]

One time my ass itched, so I scratched it.

True story.

[Wadezilla]

At 3/24/06 10:17 AM, duffeknol wrote: you deserve to be killed by an axe because you smoke >:(

Why? It hurts you somehow? Despite the fact that "second hand smoke" is just a myth used to make smokers feel guilty? Despite the fact that smoking does NOT cause cancer, it increases your chances. You know, the issue of smoking is one thing I disagree with the democrats on and it all comes down to corporate vs government power.

Don't knock it until you try it, bitch. Now get back to rolling your "Truth" ads. They give me a giggle every now and again.

[TotallySpies]

At 3/24/06 10:43 AM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 3/24/06 10:17 AM, duffeknol wrote: you deserve to be killed by an axe because you smoke >:(

Why? It hurts you somehow? Despite the fact that "second hand smoke" is just a myth used to make smokers feel guilty? Despite the fact that smoking does NOT cause cancer, it increases your chances. You know, the issue of smoking is one thing I disagree with the democrats on and it all comes down to corporate vs government power.

Don't knock it until you try it, bitch. Now get back to rolling your "Truth" ads. They give me a giggle every now and again.

...did you just type all that for nothing? I used to smoke dude, like I care when someone does it. Brush up on your sarcasm

[CrAzY-JaY-1]

people can do what they want to. If they wanna smoke let them, if they dont, leave them alone. OH! I WANNA BE THE ROUGE!(cuz they do it from behind!)

[OwnTheMap]

I hate it when that happens...

[Sawke]

you just proved smoking CAN get you high

[Ezgamer]

At 3/24/06 10:54 AM, problemchild1 wrote: you just proved smoking CAN get you high

As high as these guys ? I don't think so.

[Wadezilla]

At 3/24/06 10:49 AM, duffeknol wrote:

At 3/24/06 10:43 AM, Wadezilla wrote:

At 3/24/06 10:17 AM, duffeknol wrote: you deserve to be killed by an axe because you smoke >:(

Why? It hurts you somehow? Despite the fact that "second hand smoke" is just a myth used to make smokers feel guilty? Despite the fact that smoking does NOT cause cancer, it increases your chances. You know, the issue of smoking is one thing I disagree with the democrats on and it all comes down to corporate vs government power.

Don't knock it until you try it, bitch. Now get back to rolling your "Truth" ads. They give me a giggle every now and again.

...did you just type all that for nothing? I used to smoke dude, like I care when someone does it. Brush up on your sarcasm

Actually I typed it because it was the first post I came across that when I glanced over it, it said, "WTF Y U SMOK CUZ UR GEY!" So I promptly responded to it hoping that other people would read it and get the message through their heads. Even though you were being sarcastic, everybody can pull information out of my post. Thanks.

[Seanmlr]

O kids and their drugs

[Poltergoo]

At 3/24/06 09:25 AM, HylianLuigi wrote:

At 3/24/06 09:22 AM, Xtriton wrote:

Your home was burninated by TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR!!!

Trogdor4President

[Arsony]

At 3/24/06 10:56 AM, Ezgamer wrote:

At 3/24/06 10:54 AM, problemchild1 wrote: you just proved smoking CAN get you high

As high as these guys ? I don't think so.

WTF?