I am a telemarketer

[Manman]

No lie. Fuck, I wish I was lying.

I recently got laid off again from my job at the warehouse, so my friend suggested this telemarketing place. 12 bucks an hour, and you get to make up your own schedule. It sounds pretty good, so I go in for an interview and a testing session.

I get hired almost on the spot. I guess they think I have a good voice for the job. They sit me down at a station that afternoon and tell me to go at it.

The first name that is dailed for me is, I shit you not, ZYZKERWEIZ. I didn't realize we made calls to fucking Jupiter.

I spent the next hour repeating the same message to strangers while they were trying to eat dinner.

I now belong on the lowest rung of the scum-ladder. Ahead of me are car salesmen and lawyers. Why? Because at least they get their own jokes. There aren't any telemarketer jokes. People just look at you with pity and disgust.

"Did you hear the one about the guy who worked as a telemarketer for three weeks?"
"No."
"He choked himself to death with his headset."
"HAHAHA! What a fucker!"

[Everywon]

Dont call me! (rogers) I will elecracute u droo da phone!

[KungFuCow]

At 3/22/06 04:29 PM, -Manman- wrote:

The first name that is dailed for me is, I shit you not, ZYZKERWEIZ. I didn't realize we made calls to fucking Jupiter.

Hey, fuck you, my last name is Stankevicius. >: (

Anyways, sucks that you are a telemarketer, but at least you get paid money.

[rsr2]

CALL ME CALL ME! (Robbins)

[Wake330]

Wow, that sucks. It can't be that bad, can it?

[Tantalus]

Stop fucking calling my house. I've gotten 8 calls today.

[slowz]

call me and I will kill you (SCOTT)

[iscrulz]

Do you work at Fingerhut

[Kaleidoscope]

Acually their is someone lower than you on the scum ladder... Inernet e-mail spammers.

[PoJoX]

At 3/22/06 04:29 PM, -Manman- wrote:

The first name that is dailed for me is, I shit you not, ZYZKERWEIZ.

Dude. that's my fucking grandparents name.