Girl Problems

[Musician]

There's this fat girl at my school at my school that likes me. she keeps hitting on me. not only is she fat though, she's high matenence(sp?). Yesterday she said that all of her boyfreinds have to buy her expensive gifts. UGH!

she's talking to me on AIM right now (I DUNNO HOW SHE GOT MY FUCKING SCREEN NAME). I don't want to hurt her feelings, but seriously.... it's gross

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[Taime]

Just tell her to fuck herself.

[TITROTU]

It's so cute when 15-year-olds ask for relationship advice on the internet. ^_^

[WickedClown17]

Tell her to loose weight and get off her high horse then you will talk to her.

[DrHood]

This is the worst place to ask advice from. Anyways, about your problem, tell her you're not interested. Avoid and ignore her. If she gets persistant (by persistant, I mean creepy stalkerish), just tell her to go the fuck away.

[HeavenDuff]

Well... if you ignore her all the way, she'll fucking understand that she sucks and that she can go away. If your not friendly with her, she wont bother you for too long.

[KOSSwifty]

Well you could say srry i already have a girlfriend sorry

[TheMonolith]

Eat her fucking face, and like scream "BITCH, I'M FUCKING THROUGH WITH YOU!"

Seriously though, man. Do you expect us to take this seriously?

[jEWjEWnAZI]

At 3/20/06 11:40 PM, MusicianEXE wrote: There's this fat girl at my school at my school that likes me. she keeps hitting on me. not only is she fat though, she's high matenence(sp?). Yesterday she said that all of her boyfreinds have to buy her expensive gifts. UGH!

she's talking to me on AIM right now (I DUNNO HOW SHE GOT MY FUCKING SCREEN NAME). I don't want to hurt her feelings, but seriously.... it's gross

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Ask her for bumsecks, you'll be wearing a red handprint on your face for the day, but it gets it done.

[Guardian]

Be polite, but firm. Tell her you're not interested. The truth should work well enough.

[Unopened-Wound]

One of two things you can do here.

1. Tell her she's not your type, and you don't wanna use her, so dating her makes no sense.

2. Tell her that you'd rather stick your cock in a blender.

[KOSSwifty]

At 3/20/06 11:45 PM, TheMonolith wrote: Eat her fucking face, and like scream "BITCH, I'M FUCKING THROUGH WITH YOU!"

Seriously though, man. Do you expect us to take this seriously?

AHHAHA so funny

[Josh]

At 3/20/06 11:40 PM, MusicianEXE wrote: she's talking to me on AIM right now (I DUNNO HOW SHE GOT MY FUCKING SCREEN NAME). I don't want to hurt her feelings, but seriously.... it's gross

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Let me hit on her. Haha.

[jEWjEWnAZI]

At 3/20/06 11:48 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote: 2. Tell her that you'd rather stick your cock in a blender.

We have a winner

[KOSSwifty]

At 3/20/06 11:48 PM, FatherJmBd wrote:

At 3/20/06 11:40 PM, MusicianEXE wrote: she's talking to me on AIM right now (I DUNNO HOW SHE GOT MY FUCKING SCREEN NAME). I don't want to hurt her feelings, but seriously.... it's gross

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Let me hit on her. Haha.

pretty gross tho you think

[Hokey-Mokey]

Tell her that you want to fuck a hot pr0n-star in a bathtub with no protection, and no knowledge of her sexual history or habitual drug-use.

Then throw an issue of Hustler on the ground in front of her.
Whip out your skin soldier.
And star beating off to it in front of her.

Guaranteed she'll never look you in the eyes again.

[HAcoreRD]

tell her she's ugly as sin and needs death.

[Unopened-Wound]

At 3/20/06 11:52 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: tell her she's ugly as sin and needs death.

I think he wants to put her down gently, not have her kill herself.

Try this, the next time you see her, if she asks you if you wanna do something, say no you have to go to the hospital, when she says for what, ram a pencil in your stomach.

[Hokey-Mokey]

At 3/21/06 12:00 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote: I think he wants to put her down gently, not have her kill herself.

If she's fat AND ugly, I think it's more than past her time to die.

[supyohos123]

At 3/20/06 11:44 PM, Wicked_Clown17 wrote: Tell her to loose weight and get off her high horse then you will talk to her.

I agree.

[RegurgitateDAbortioN]

At 3/20/06 11:40 PM, MusicianEXE wrote: There's this fat girl at my school at my school that likes me. she keeps hitting on me. not only is she fat though, she's high matenence(sp?). Yesterday she said that all of her boyfreinds have to buy her expensive gifts. UGH!

she's talking to me on AIM right now (I DUNNO HOW SHE GOT MY FUCKING SCREEN NAME). I don't want to hurt her feelings, but seriously.... it's gross

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It's relatively easy boyo. Are you fat? If not, then here's what you do. Take her out to dinner, she'll get wet over the fact your paying attention to her. She'll blow you if you end up calling her pretty all night. This is good once or twice because fat girls suck the best cock. Don't ask me why, maybe because they are hungry, maybe it's the weight of their disgusting bloated head, or maybe because they have no other choice. Then what I always do is say "look, your nice but I work out 5 days a week and hour an a half a day so I don't get fat, you are lazy and eat too much. Sorry if I work hard to not get fat I can't go out with someone who doesn't put as much effort into making their partner happy". So you hurt her feelings, so what, she's just gonna go eat ice cream to make her fat self feel better, the stretched out cunt that she is.

If you are fat then accept the reality that you're a fat fuckin' pig and take the disgusting fat tub of shit who actually likes your flabby dimpled ass because truth be told, you ain't gonna fuck the hot chick who goes to kick boxing class.

[Unopened-Wound]

At 3/21/06 12:04 AM, Hokey_Mokey wrote:

At 3/21/06 12:00 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote: I think he wants to put her down gently, not have her kill herself.

If she's fat AND ugly, I think it's more than past her time to die.

Just because this guy doesn't like fat chicks doesn't mean no one does. Fat chicks need love too....

[LogicExiled]

At 3/20/06 11:48 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote: One of two things you can do here.

1. Tell her she's not your type, and you don't wanna use her, so dating her makes no sense.

2. Tell her that you'd rather stick your cock in a blender.

'nuff said.

[omfgItsZoidy]

At 3/20/06 11:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Well... if you ignore her all the way, she'll fucking understand that she sucks and that she can go away. If your not friendly with her, she wont bother you for too long.

me and musician go to the same school and theres about 50 other people who go there so you cant really avoid any one

[MrWendal]

At 3/20/06 11:40 PM, MusicianEXE wrote: Girl Problems

I though you were going to tell us about your groin bleading problems from the subject. Sicnce all the sexy has been taken out of this post, I have no intrest or advice.

[Velcro]

Throw a burrito and than run in the opposite direction.

[Moss-fiend]

just tell her you have no intrest simple as that shes fat just tell her nicly yet firmly to make your point across tell her you like another person

or if you want a NG answer tell her you have AIDS and that you got then from injecting heroin into you penis and the doctor choped it off and then made you into a woman....
or say you got your penis caught in a rusty blender that always works....

[Tantalus]

Say you can't be with her because you shoot blanks.

She'll never be able to love you...

[Kurofelis]

Dude, I got the same probs as you, and I'm only in Middle school. But fat people only stalk me, they don't talk. I avoid them and ignore them. That's what you should do.

[MadMax]

Is it that gross?

Pics?