condom lotion

[Hershizzle]

no matter how hard i scrub, my hands still smell like the lotion on the condom i used.. wtf?! what do i do??!

[MRED]

At 3/20/06 08:03 PM, Hershizzle wrote: no matter how hard i scrub, my hands still smell like the lotion on the condom i used.. wtf?! what do i do??!

Kill your self...

Theres no other way

[Tonsil-Hockey]

dude that smell wont go away for ages, its worse than the stink palm (watch mallrats). My advice is make up a very good excuse. Next time, dont use them as gloves, ok.

[ThePeterMissile]

Get a girlfriend. (fap fap fap)

[FreeAccount]

At 3/20/06 08:03 PM, Hershizzle wrote: no matter how hard i scrub, my hands still smell like the lotion on the condom i used.. wtf?! what do i do??!

Same thing happens to my hand after I masturbate. The smell of the lotion wont go away even if you wash it. Mix it with something else that might smell good, like ur gf's croch.

[therealgangstaizhere]

Dam are you that desprate.

[CaptainPeepers]

The posts in this thread have made me very happy about myself. Very sad about the human race though...

[heatherlee37]

At 3/20/06 08:04 PM, BadlySynked wrote: dude that smell wont go away for ages, its worse than the stink palm (watch mallrats). My advice is make up a very good excuse. Next time, dont use them as gloves, ok.

Hehe.
Call me naive, but seeing as how I don't own a dick, why did you put lotion on a condom? Were you masturbating?

[Cool-Points]

lol... ur 14.. quit lying

[understand01]

don't use a god damn condom with so much lubrication or absinence but i would go with the first one

[Redder]

Cologne.

It's what I use.

[EveningShift]

At 3/23/06 07:01 PM, heatherlee37 wrote: Call me naive,

You're naive

but seeing as how I don't own a dick, why did you put lotion on a condom? Were you masturbating?

He may be talking about lubricant.

[<deleted>]

You masturbate with a condom on?

That's like, a waste.

[CaptainPeepers]

At 3/23/06 07:10 PM, TeamSpam wrote: You masturbate with a condom on?

That's like, a waste.

Yeah, it kind of defeats the purpose, huh?

[<deleted>]

At 3/23/06 07:11 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote:

At 3/23/06 07:10 PM, TeamSpam wrote: You masturbate with a condom on?

That's like, a waste.

Yeah, it kind of defeats the purpose, huh?

And if you do it a lot, and you buy condoms for every instance, that can really start costing you.

[Driscool]

So let me get this straight. You used a condom to jerkoff and you put lotion on the condom. You are one fucked up kid. Go downtown and get a hooker. Dont waste your rubbers on spankey the ham

[<deleted>]

At 3/23/06 07:15 PM, Driscool wrote: dalgfdjgheqg

I offer you a sacrificial Ham, O Master of Circular Logic!

[EnJay]

Why do you masturbate with a condom?

[Tonsil-Hockey]

At 3/23/06 07:15 PM, Driscool wrote: So let me get this straight. You used a condom to jerkoff and you put lotion on the condom. You are one fucked up kid. Go downtown and get a hooker. Dont waste your rubbers on spankey the ham

OMG, you dont know shit!!!!! Have you ever seen a condom or put it on? Its covered in lubricant and spermicide, thats the shit that stinks everything out. God, you honestly sounded like the most retarded person with that comment. The kid didnt know it was lubricant and sperimicide, he just reckoned lotion, cos thats what it sorta is. I cant believe you tried to act all clever and it backfired on your face. You Jizzed all over yourself!

[<deleted>]

At 3/23/06 07:20 PM, BadlySynked wrote: I cant believe you tried to act all clever and it backfired on your face. You Jizzed all over yourself!

Don't attempt to use the english language ever again.

Please.