You...

[TehChahlesh]

Are trapped in a completely blank room with no windows or doors, you have only a peperclip, a string, a piece of gum, an AOL installation disk, and your macgyver skills. What do you do?

[WawaneesA]

poke myself and cut my thorat with the CD

so i dont feel the pain anymore ^^

[FreeAccount]

At 3/20/06 07:36 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: Are trapped in a completely blank room with no windows or doors, you have only a peperclip, a string, a piece of gum, an AOL installation disk, and your macgyver skills. What do you do?

I stab you in the eye with the paper clip, chew on the gum and fap off to the AOL icon guy.

[SuperSexyActionFurry]

I masterbate.

[Lucid-nightmare]

At 3/20/06 07:38 PM, SUPERSEXYACTIONFURRY wrote: I masterbate.

why am i not surprised?

[Smizzoach]

Scratch the edges of the AOL disc to sharpen it, and use the string, gum, and paperclip to make a makeshift chainsaw and slice through the wall.

[Tantalus]

At 3/20/06 07:37 PM, General_Grevious wrote: I stab you in the eye with the paper clip, chew on the gum and fap off to the AOL icon guy.

I was gonna say the same exact thing...

[MrCrawford]

Fap until the end.

[LOLIMKEWL]

Chew the gun and carve something out of the cd with the paperclip.

[Loch-Ness-Monster]

I'd snap the disc and use the sharp edges to go all emo on my wrists. But yeah, it would probably be a good idea to masturbate first as well.... :D

[FreeAccount]

At 3/20/06 07:39 PM, lordofchaos42591 wrote: I was gonna say the same exact thing...

strange..

[CardinalFang]

At 3/20/06 07:36 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: Are trapped in a completely blank room with no windows or doors, you have only a peperclip, a string, a piece of gum, an AOL installation disk, and your macgyver skills. What do you do?

I wake up from my restful slumber.

[Synthpappa]

At 3/20/06 07:37 PM, wawaneesa wrote: poke myself and cut my thorat with the CD

so i dont feel the pain anymore ^^

OMG EMO! Seriously. That's emo.

[Taime]

I create some C4 and blow my way out.

[MetalDart]

Chew the piece of gum and use my Macgeyver skills to turn the paperclip and AOL disk into a shovel and di my way out of there. And if you say "YOU CANT DIG OUT!" My shovel can also burst through walls.

[slowz]

I make a homemade porn video.. then fap... then (since im mcguver) blow a hole in the wall with C4. Done

[Funny-Man]

Hope to have a muslim with you and make a BOMB

[HDG]

At 3/20/06 07:39 PM, wings1 wrote:

At 3/20/06 07:38 PM, SUPERSEXYACTIONFURRY wrote: I masterbate.

why am i not surprised?

it had to be done...

and now for my own useless input: i'd chew the gum and run the string through the AOL disc and bond it together with the gum and unwind the paper clip so that it is straight and stick in the gum. now i have a useless tool!

[TehChahlesh]

I'm afriad you're all incorrect. You don't even need the gum and piece of string! Since you're Macgyver, all you need is the paper-clip. So, using the paperclip, you create a doorway, and cure cancer while you're doing it.

So remember kids, if you're Macgyver, all you need is a peprclip to get the job done.

[DestroyerofMan]

At 3/20/06 07:36 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: Are trapped in a completely blank room with no windows or doors, you have only a peperclip, a string, a piece of gum, an AOL installation disk, and your macgyver skills. What do you do?

Chew the gum so it's sticky, attach it to the string, then take the installation disc and put it on the other side. Then throw it at a fat chick.

[Fantum]

At 3/20/06 07:36 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: Are trapped in a completely blank room with no windows or doors, you have only a peperclip, a string, a piece of gum, an AOL installation disk, and your macgyver skills. What do you do?

make an inventive device that will either dig me out or blow a wall out, cuz macGyver can do that.

[slaughterMYdaughter]

i would chew the gum to calm my frustration then i would open the clip and wrap it around the edges and with the string make a knot to the disk where the hole is and with enough strength hit the walls till they break

[Alex-Cortes]

At 3/21/06 09:35 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: I'm afriad you're all incorrect. You don't even need the gum and piece of string! Since you're Macgyver, all you need is the paper-clip. So, using the paperclip, you create a doorway, and cure cancer while you're doing it.
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So remember kids, if you're Macgyver, all you need is a peprclip to get the job done.

I dont get it I just dont get it.

[Gunter45]

I'd stretch the gum out, cure it with enzymes in the string to make it into a highly volatile explosive. I'd stick the paper clip in it as an electrode and use the AOL disk's reflective properties to shine light on the paper clip in such a way as to send a spark through it and detonate the high explosive gum, blowing the wall apart.

[Fantum]

At 3/21/06 09:55 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I'd stretch the gum out, cure it with enzymes in the string to make it into a highly volatile explosive. I'd stick the paper clip in it as an electrode and use the AOL disk's reflective properties to shine light on the paper clip in such a way as to send a spark through it and detonate the high explosive gum, blowing the wall apart.

genious!

[LiL-ReEpEr-SnIpEr]

Masturbate until theres enough sperm to form together...and make a sperm knife!!

[fwe]

Dildo myself with the AOL disk and chew the gum and cover my borwneye so anal liquids don't seep out.

Hmm, still in the room though

[TheZach]

I leave the room

[Zombified]

At 3/21/06 09:58 PM, _Buuh wrote: I leave the room

How would you do that without any doors or windows?

[Hamslice]

I break the AOL disk, and then sit.

and wait