I love reviewers...

[Logo]

OK, so I posted another animation on NG today. It was a very simply animated movie with just a stickfigure as a customer service representitive, cursing left and right, with very little animation. Anywho, so, it scored decently (3.4) and I was happy...until I saw the most recent review:

It was created by a comedian, I think, And you did NO work unlike a lot of people on this site. You just have a pic of a stickman moving an oval wear a MOTUH should be.. (i know it's his mouth, but it sure looks more like a moving oval..)

Try ion your next submission... Good luck ^_^

Now, I may have gone overboard, but, you can imagine I'd be offended by a kid insulting me who cant even spell worth a fuck. My reply:

Let us compare, shall we?

Chrome_Demon Submissions: 16
LogoPresents Submissions: 16

(Damn...so you should be like...matching me in awards and BA right?)

Chrome_Demon Awards: 0
LogoPresents Awards: 5

(Oh...OK then...BA?)

Chrome_Demon BA: 2.28
LogoPresents BA: 3.71

(Oh...well, then, if you know flash so much better than I do, and you know what good animation is, you SURELY have been on NewGrounds for longer, right?)

Chrome_Demon Join Date: 7/23/2005
LogoPresents Join Date: 7/21/2005

(Oh...whops...that neither...OK...maybe you've been on for a shorter period of time, but, you must have more "experience points" if you're more experienced than I...)

Chrome_Demon Experience: 1,130
LogoPresents Experience: 1,460

(Oh...damn...OK then, I guess I'll just name off that I'm beating you in Blam/Saves, Reviews, Posts, and Whistle Level...shit man, turns out, I'm beating you in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. Not to mention you like shitty music and have no favorite movies...And I'm older than you, give up kid, it's over.)

Gee willikers! I'm sorry for disappointing you, flash n00b! I'm just happy I had the free time to completely put you down, and not fall short.

Go play in traffic,
-LP

You may ask yourself..."Why is Mr. LogoPresents posting this on the NG BBS"

WELL! I WILL TELL YOU! In list form no less!

1) I hate jackass reviewers (As seen in AFD4.2)
2) I like bragging when I bash n00bs
3) I'm probably full of myself (Scratch that, definately)

Anywho, if the mods read 1 thing in this, hope fully it's that this is not meant as a stat or flame thread, mearly as an occurance that happened to me that I'd like to share, so I shouldn't be violating any BBS regulations.

I expect %50 of you to say I have too much time on my hands, the other %40 to simply say STFU and the remaining %10 to flame me in an actually creative way...perhaps.

[perj]

but if the audio was from a comedian and there was just a face, that doesn't sound like a lot of work

[Logo]

At 3/20/06 12:22 AM, perj wrote: but if the audio was from a comedian and there was just a face, that doesn't sound like a lot of work

Lol...I didn't even catch that...But no, I made the whole script and voice acted it...so, he's even more a retard.

[perj]

o alright, well then if he's wrong why would you get so upset

[Logo]

At 3/20/06 12:23 AM, perj wrote: o alright, well then if he's wrong why would you get so upset

'Cause he tried to give me pointers on making "Better animation" when he can't spell, and obviously cant animate :D

[perj]

you can't blow up every time someone criticizes you, even if they're wrong..

well, you can, but what's the point

[HyperactiveYouth]

The only problem is that this also serves to prove you spend WAY too much time on the internet.

So minus one "omfg LAWL oWN3D11!!1!!!" point.

[TheFaces]

At 3/20/06 12:23 AM, perj wrote: o alright, well then if he's wrong why would you get so upset

Because it's annoying when people act whole heartedly like they are better than you in every way when in reality they are still human and still have flaws.
I believe you were just and completely obligated to make that reply if you felt that insulted. It is also slightly amusing to me that you manage to outclass him in every stat NG seems to have other than Audio.

congratulations LogoPresents you are now added to my list of people on NG that arn't complete idiots. It's a short list mind you : P

[Logo]

At 3/20/06 12:32 AM, -TheFaces wrote:

At 3/20/06 12:23 AM, perj wrote: o alright, well then if he's wrong why would you get so upset

Because it's annoying when people act whole heartedly like they are better than you in every way when in reality they are still human and still have flaws.
I believe you were just and completely obligated to make that reply if you felt that insulted. It is also slightly amusing to me that you manage to outclass him in every stat NG seems to have other than Audio.

congratulations LogoPresents you are now added to my list of people on NG that arn't complete idiots. It's a short list mind you : P

*Sniff* *Sniff* That's like...the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...

If you live within 50 miles, we should totally go get a pizza and hang out more often dude.

[Rideo]

If we made threads about every stupid review.....we'd have too many threads to count...

[vibes]

You know just because some one doesn't have any flash submissions submitted to the portal doesn't mean they dont' have any experience making flash movies. This is the one thing that pisses me off the most - authors pasting: flash by vibes: - none - . Any NG regular who has been here since 2001 will know this is not true.

[wwwyzzerdd]

Sounds like he was just giving you an honest review; and he wan't trying to insult or bitch at you whatsoever. You seemed to come off as more of an asshole; but that's just my view on it.

[TheFaces]

At 3/20/06 12:35 AM, LogoPresents wrote: *Sniff* *Sniff* That's like...the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...

Wow really? you really should get out more if you think i'm beautiful...

P just kidding.

If you live within 50 miles, we should totally go get a pizza and hang out more often dude.

Vegas so it's more like a few hundred miles. Still though, that was probablly the exact deffinition of an "own."

[Naitzmic]

So your E-Wang was bigger than his... Congratulations?
Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

[Orcinator]

At 3/20/06 12:38 AM, vibes wrote: You know just because some one doesn't have any flash submissions submitted to the portal doesn't mean they dont' have any experience making flash movies. This is the one thing that pisses me off the most - authors pasting: flash by vibes: - none - . Any NG regular who has been here since 2001 will know this is not true.

To me posting flash by (blank): -none- is a lazy response to negative criticsm.

[brainface]

Dude, whats the point of even reading let alone replying to the reviews if you're only gunna take advice from the likes of Adam Phillips and Dan Palidin?

http://www.newground../topic.php?id=341695

See paragraph 8 "And Remember..."

[Devilsojii]

At 3/20/06 12:38 AM, vibes wrote: You know just because some one doesn't have any flash submissions submitted to the portal doesn't mean they dont' have any experience making flash movies. This is the one thing that pisses me off the most - authors pasting: flash by vibes: - none - . Any NG regular who has been here since 2001 will know this is not true.

Thank you kind sir, im constantly getting crap about me having no flash when i just got flash andim using it to make a movie with alot of effort, and im still being criticizes

Besides, the no flash trick is used by people who just make a bunch of crap, seriously, have you ever seen Rupeeclock or TmsT ever use that, no, because there both very talented animators.

Also, logo, take advice from people more often, just because they dont have as much as a batting average or portal awards or experience doesnt mean that they dont have something interesting to tell you, hell, sometimes ive seen people with no flash give tips to the author about their animation or actionscript.

But one last thing to add, there are some people with absolutely no flash experience, there usually hardcore IWP fans.

[Fucks-Funny]

First of all the percent sing (%) goes after the digits. Ex: 50%.

Second, he just didn't like your flash, that's all. You don't have to have be a flash animator to know what you like. It's like when a new movie comes out, all the critics go and watch the film. Then they write reviews on whether they've liked the film or not. And what you are doing now is the same if the director of that film came out and said (to all the critics that didn't like his film.) "Oh yeah? What the hell do you know about films?

Films made by me: 10.
Flims by you: 0.

Oscars won by me: 2.
Oscars won by you: 0.

Years in buisness: 17.
Your years in buisness: 0-5.

I beat you gaylord N00BZO1D3XT3RZ in every aspect, just give up you faggotrons."

See how lame and stupid that sounds? A review is only his opinion.

[Logo]

At 3/20/06 01:00 AM, facksfunny wrote: First of all the percent sing (%) goes after the digits. Ex: 50%.

Wow...that's the best you got dude? By the way, what's a "percent sing"?

Second...

You know...usually lists contain more than 2 parts...but, just in case you didn't know yet yourself, you fail.

[Fucks-Funny]

At 3/20/06 01:19 AM, LogoPresents wrote: Wow...that's the best you got dude? By the way, what's a "percent sing"?

The "sing" is called a typo dude. I didn't use the spellchecker like you did to look "smart."

And yea the sign BEFORE the digits is pretty bad. You have to be a total moron to write something like "%20." And you are 20 years old? Very impressive. Top notch performance. And people worry about the future of America. Look at the present.

You know...usually lists contain more than 2 parts...but, just in case you didn't know yet yourself, you fail.

Now this is just weak dude. You couldn't respond to my original post post so you cling on to this silly thing? It doesn't have to "contain more than 2 parts." See the keyword there, and said it yourself, is "USUALLY." I assume you are aware of the definition of the word "USUALLY."

If you only accept positive responces and reviews that admire your work, then you have to come out of the closet. You have to learn how to handle opinions that you dislike. Not everyone will love what you do.

Now quit changing the subject and respond to my original part 2, please. I am dying to see what you have to say.

[migzs]

If you are going to make a thread every time somebody criticizes you, get ready to do alot of typing. You should be happy that you are given the privilege to get your flash publicized here. That "don't crticize me if you cant do better" atitude won't get you nowhere in the real world.

By the way I saw the flash it was OK.

[Logo]

At 3/20/06 01:32 AM, facksfunny wrote: If you only accept positive responces and reviews that admire your work, then you have to come out of the closet. You have to learn how to handle opinions that you dislike. Not everyone will love what you do.

What the fuck's the fun in that?

Your part 2

If you noticed, I also stated in every way I'm more "experienced" by NG standards than him, not just by my superior flash skills (Ooo...Big words! Watch out!)

Spell check

You're a funny guy. Maybe if you had a bit more pace behind that waste of space you call a face, you could keep up with my proper spellings...just maybe!

[Logo]

At 3/20/06 02:39 AM, rexCo wrote: LogoPresents I wish you would shut the hell up and read the post above this! ^

TexCo and Straberry obviously have hot sex nightly, and are typing from the same laptop in the same bed...

Who was the man?
>> << >>

[Logo]

At 3/20/06 02:43 AM, rexCo wrote:

Who was the man?
>> << >>

I was...

Well at least you have that going for you then...L00b?

[BlackMetal-BadAss]

actually that sounded more like critisism then insults.

it didnt sound like he was insulting you, it sounded like he was telling you flaws that were in the flash.

you shouldnt be insulted by negative critisism. his sounded more of the type that says "try this next time because what you did this time didnt work that well."

[Aerdail]

Logo, don't you steal other authors work in your AFD seriers animations ie. bad guy's voice acting and dan paladin's backgrounds. I also heard that you rotroscoped... You should calm down, there are a lot of peopel better than you, and portal awards won through collabs say very little about you as an animator.

[Fucks-Funny]

At 3/20/06 02:26 AM, LogoPresents wrote: What the fuck's the fun in that?

It's called being mature and accepting people's OPINIONS.

If you noticed, I also stated in every way I'm more "experienced" by NG standards than him, not just by my superior flash skills

Yea, and a movie director is more experienced than a movie critic. But who is the critic? Who posts their thoughts in newspapers and magazines?

He doesn't have to have any flash skills to realise that he didn't like your flash.

(Ooo...Big words! Watch out!)

Wow you are implying that I am dumb. Who wrote %20? More than once! Lol. Buddy, I can post math questions that you wouldn't even know how to start doing. Yet I do them in school all the time. I think I beat you in the "smarts" department.

You're a funny guy. Maybe if you had a bit more pace behind that waste of space you call a face, you could keep up with my proper spellings...just maybe!

Proper spellings? K, dude just cause you can spell with a spell checker, or even if you didn't use a spell checker, that still says NOTHING about your intelligence level.

The guy said he didn't like your flash, and you said that you are a better animator. Two totaly different things.

You just confirmed that you are a total retard!

By the way, your flash wasn't that great. Just a guy talking and the stuff he said was not very funny. Good graphics, but bad idea.

[SpinTolk]

At 3/20/06 12:20 AM, LogoPresents wrote:

It was created by a comedian, I think, And you did NO work unlike a lot of people on this site. You just have a pic of a stickman moving an oval wear a MOTUH should be.. (i know it's his mouth, but it sure looks more like a moving oval..)

Try ion your next submission... Good luck ^_^

Now, I may have gone overboard, but, you can imagine I'd be offended by a kid insulting me who cant even spell worth a fuck.

1) He gave you a 4, for a stickman with barelly any animation. So actually, he gave it too much.
2) He wasn't insulting you at all, just stating his opinion... Which couldn't be anymore true. And there you go, acting like a total jackass
3) HOLY SHIT, you replied with stats that have absolutly nothing to do with having an opinion in reviewing, or bragging about your awards in which other artists did most of the work.

Good job on making yourself looking like a total idiot.

[LiveAndLetDive]

At 3/20/06 12:38 AM, vibes wrote: You know just because some one doesn't have any flash submissions submitted to the portal doesn't mean they dont' have any experience making flash movies. This is the one thing that pisses me off the most - authors pasting: flash by vibes: - none - .

Thanks for the insight Ashford.

I mean vibes.