Forum Topic: The most painful way to die

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Posted at: 3/19/06 07:23 PM

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And that decision and/or opinoun is totally up to you. An excrutiating and seemless never-ending death. Have an idea do we? For me. Getting dipped in and out of strong acid chemicals, one part of your body at a time.

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eaten.by.zombies.

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Being cheese-grated, then burned, then thrown in a vat of acid. Worst of all.


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Having your penis cut open like a blooming flower, then bleed to death.


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By mass amounts of blood loss because of getting your penis cutoff.

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Going through life without hot pockets. Most painful way there is.


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having assorted body parts sandf blasted off with salt, and being dunked in lemon juice gasoline and mercury. all the while being ass blasted by a walrus.

Some say that I'm strange. The rest just haven't met me.
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depends. define pain by suffering or what? If pain, burning to death, getting knifed, bleeding.

Suffering: drowning, or falling from a plane and not having a heart attack before you taste the ground.

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At 3/19/06 07:25 PM, X_AcE wrote: Having your penis cut open like a blooming flower, then bleed to death.

How did I not read this???

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have your soul be put in a computer, made into a gif, expanded by 13,000%
and then be cut and cut and cut.But never pasted...

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Being tortured with Numa Numa for 20 years. Then have cock bit off by Michael Jackson. (shudder)


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Being rubbed with a cheese grater, then getting small cuts administered all over your body with a dull razor. Then, you are dipped in salt. Painful, no?


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John Denver on compact disk

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The story of a painful death goes like this:

You are making love to a woman. She sucks your dick. You like it. Then all of a sudden, a guy pops out behind her and hits her head. She bites your dick off. You bleed to death, and she chokes on your dick.

Tell me THAT'S not painful.


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Getting your head cut off by a rusty spoon.

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waching whats on abc right now


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anything involving losing your cock

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Breaking every bone in your body, one at a time, except the spine and neck. Once the bones are broken, start cutting off the extremeties at each joint, starting with the fingers and toes.


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Being shot in the bile blatter, acid runs through your entire blood system as you turn black from the bile, every nerv cell in your body screams and you die in violent spasm of pain.


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Being gassed with Zyklon-B.
It is actually the most painful way to die.

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People cutting your wounds, putting salt and lemon juice into your cuts, and covered in poo until you suffocate to death. Sad and painful.

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being eaten alive by a whale n turned into shit

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SLOWLY, OVER MANY YEARS.

By having tiny little robots working on your insides, slowly cutting off little pieces and destroying them, pieces so small the body thinks it can repair but loses more before it does.
each of the robots giving shocks each time it destroys a piece, 100,000sss of robots making you scream in agony every minute of every hour of every day till you die by turning inside out and nothing but dust exploding from your shocked and sliced arteries and veins. the robots expelling and tearing new orifices into your body and ripping them as they leave. Finally, a bath of vinegar, soaking into the wounds as you draw your last breath, waking to find your on a machine, keeping you alive, though you cannot do a thing. holding your body in suspended animation while it eats itself and you suffer without even being able to cry.

Hows that?


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pulling to hard while trying to reenact the goatse

getting shot in the nose closeup

wiping ass with barbwire

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Suffocating, I bet.

I am not responsible for the content of the post above.

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Posted at: 3/19/06 07:56 PM

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At 3/19/06 07:43 PM, Lazerath wrote: SLOWLY, OVER MANY YEARS.

Hows that?

You've really been thinking about this haven't you? Thats funny.

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Having a skin melting, Burning hot Metal Pipe shoved up your ass and slowly pushed up even farther till you die.

Between the idea And the reality
Between the motion And the act, Falls the Shadow
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At 3/19/06 07:56 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
At 3/19/06 07:43 PM, Lazerath wrote: SLOWLY, OVER MANY YEARS.

Hows that?
You've really been thinking about this haven't you? Thats funny.

lol, nah just came up with it on the spot, tis why i love this place, it inspires me, sad thing is i dont have the skill to flash any of my thoughts


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