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At 3/19/06 04:52 PM, Noob-Antichrist wrote:

At 3/19/06 04:33 PM, AzraelEzekiel wrote: 'God, this so reminds me of prom night...' - Jo-Beth Casey, TimeSplitters: Future Perfect.

Zeke

i prefer the one in your sig

YOU ADORE TIMESPLITTERS

my favorite quote from TS3 was
rosebud
- Cyborg Crow

Offer your soul!
Need more souls...
Souls!
I will steal your soul!
etc.

Nightmare (Soul Calibur)

He says "souls" too much

Tommy Vercetti: You've got insurance, so don't be a prick. (GTAVC)

At 3/19/06 04:51 PM, MaidenHead wrote: "Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!" - Minsc, Baldurs Gate

I was gunna say that!!

"No money, no funny bunny honey"
-prostitutes, GTA Vice City

Every, and I mean EVERY, single one of Fawful's lines.

"I am the great Cackeletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful!"
"Snack on my wrath, Fink-Rats!"
"Humph! Humph i say unto you!"
"Oh ho ho! I am laughing at you!"
"I have fury!!!"
"Your measley lives that I spit upon now are but a cariacature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

Toasty!!! Classic Mortal Kombat quote.

At 3/19/06 04:54 PM, TwoManStudios wrote: "Quarktastic"
since the first, the ratchet series got worse.

Hella no! Methinks 2 is best.

Half an hour and on page 2..
:Woooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Raiden. Turn the games console off right now.
Gaming does damage to your eyes.
What the hell?
You've been playing for a long time raiden. It's time to shut down now.

MGS2 FTW

also just about everything from Paper Mario

At 3/19/06 04:57 PM, HylianLuigi wrote: "I am the great Cackeletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful!"
"Snack on my wrath, Fink-Rats!"
"Humph! Humph i say unto you!"
"Oh ho ho! I am laughing at you!"
"I have fury!!!"
"Your measley lives that I spit upon now are but a cariacature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

What about all his mustard lines? I thought he was mustard obsessed...

If Kingdom of Loathing counts, than mine is "You are attacked by a meat beggzorz. He meat plzs all over your shoulder. Eeeew, thats gonna leave a stain." At least its something like that, as I haven't been to the Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm(say it out loud) for quite some time.

At 3/19/06 04:47 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 3/19/06 04:44 PM, HarlequinFetus wrote: Fable

I gave that guy such a beating after all that shit...

You can't. After he stops talking, he runs off.

At 3/19/06 05:01 PM, Catcatcat wrote: What about all his mustard lines? I thought he was mustard obsessed...

The voice of the princess who is Peach shall be the bread that forms the sandwich of all Cackeletta desires. And this battle shall be the sweet mustard on that bread....the Mustard of Your Doom!

"Stop Touching Me"

Xzar, Baldurs Gate

"Sword meet Evil. Evil meet Sword"

Minsc, Baldurs Gate 2

At 3/19/06 04:41 PM, -Paradox- wrote:

At 3/19/06 04:38 PM, PowerPrower wrote: "The victims were stabbed to death."
"With a knife?"
"No, this may be crazy but it looks like they were stabbed with a giant pair of scissors." - Clock Tower

Ah, so I'm not the only person who has actually played the original Clock Tower games. You have just gained +500 Respect Points from me.

Sweet, I live fore the respect points. Here's a few other ones I thought were funny.

"Grab your asses and run!!!" - Maya, Persona 2 Eternal Punishment
"This is what I get for trying to be nice to you, you shot me in the head!" - Dante, DMC3 (I think that's what he says)
"It's time to spl!.... (long pause and funny looks from Amy Chan)... nevermind..." - Cortez, Timesplitters FP

"Hahahahahaha! Is that all you fools have got? I am the one and only true heir to the great emporer Andross! The new emporer! Andrew. Oikonny!"
<Oikonny gets blasted by huge laser>
"Uncle Andross..."

Starfox Assualt- Fortuna

Haha...Oikonny's a loser, gay too.

"all your base are belong to us"

At 3/19/06 04:57 PM, HylianLuigi wrote: Every, and I mean EVERY, single one of Fawful's lines.

Then again, there is always THE single most famous quote of all time...
"I AM ERROR"

"you spoony bard"
FF3

"shut up, sit your ass down, and drink your goddamn tea"
FF7

There are many in this world like myself who have killed their emotions.
Shadow-FF3

My mothers my sister! -GTA3....peds

"Don't think I'm a biggot, I kill races equally." - The Postal Dude

" [Insert everything Tommy Vercetti everything ever said here ] "

" [ Pretty much everything Snake says, too. ]"

" I pity the fool"
-Mr. T

wait.. or was it

" fuck you mother fucker gaylord dick fuck!"
-tomagotchi

damn thats not it either!
Give me time to think.

"Somebody set up is the bomb!"

"CHIKEEHHHNNNN" - Tekken

and athat part on MGS3 when Ocelot arives for the first time, everyone gasps and raises their weapons, then one of the soldiers shouts "C- Commander Ocelot, of the Ocelot unit!" . One more soldier gasps and steps back in amazement. Slow witted soldiers <3!

"As surely as the bullet rips through the victim's flesh, organ and bone, it shatters the image of the man who presses the trigger."

"Or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in it's dark nest, ready to blow your head off."

"Your rights will be read at your funeral"

Max Payne

At 3/19/06 04:54 PM, TwoManStudios wrote: "Quarktastic"
since the first, the ratchet series got worse.

No, two and three were much better. Aside from the RYNO, all the weapons in R&C 1 sucked.

hey little chick, what are you doing with that gun?

im not a girl im a bounty hunter*powpowpow*

The very annoying:
"NEED........ MORE SOULS!!!!!!!"-Nightmare; Soul Calibur 2

"Someone set us up the bomb!"

Do I really need to tell you where that's from?