I will tell you of your past life

JimmyDodger. Your first and only other life besides the one you're living right now was that of a Roman architect. You were one of those geniuses to first invent a freakin' sewage system. Then some hairy barbarian dude thought that you were too much of a pansy for not wanting to wallow in people's shit and gutted you like a pig.

mariolinkx. Your past life was actually a pretty recent one: you were born in grand ol' Paris in 1850, and lived most of your life as a wealthy buisnessman. Then some of your co-workers got pretty jelous of all that money you were making, and told some people that you liked men, which was frowned upon a LOT back then. You met your untimely end when some pretty nasty guys saw you talking to a buddy of theirs and thought that you were hitting on him.

Kickme 123. You had two separate lives: the first life you lived was that of a Greek kid back in 500 b.C. Back then, same-sex sex with children was not only allowed, but pretty much requested, since it was considered a delicate form of teaching. Unfortunately, one of the nice men that took a shine to you had a controversial wife, who was well ahead of her time. She decided she had enough of being usptaged by a 12 year old and trampled all over you with her horse. Again, most unfortunately, there was no CSI back then, so she was free to go bang her hubby while you were scrapped off the stable ground. The second life went a bit better: you lived as a female slave named Pamela, about 400 years aftre your first life. You apparently had a nice piece of ass, because a sailor got the hots for you and saved you from your life of slavery. He then proceeded to make passionate love to you, and then left you as soon as you got preggo with tripplets.

zombie-squirrel. You're the first person who's past life was that of an animal! Congratulations. However, I'm sorry to say that you weren't a squirrel...it seems you were a jack rabbit. Your main jobs were to eat, have sex, sleep, and repeat the cycle. One dark day, most of the male rabbits around your part of the woods got killed by some hunting dogs, and the females proceeded to force themselves on you and the other 2 poor surviving rabbits till the three of you died of exaustion.

kirk-Cocaine. Cool, another animal...and not a bad one at that. You seem to have been a White tiger in your past life. You had lots of fun scaring the crap out of mountain villagers by jumping out from the snow. Unfortunately, some Persian warriors thought that it'd be cool to catch you and a rabbid black panther and set the two of you against each other in a spectacle to appease their king. You ended up dying while trying to jump over the arena walls to safety.

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Response to I will tell you of your past life 2006-03-18 13:59:01 Reply

Oh, and PLZ guys, be patient. This stuff will take me a while, so don't be checking back every 5 minutes.

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Response to I will tell you of your past life 2006-03-18 14:04:08 Reply

At 3/18/06 01:34 PM, LinkSssilvermane wrote:
Anyhow, I seem to be able to look past a man's nickname and see some glimpse of his past life...his former existence, if you will.

What if we aren't a man?

Oh well, go ahead then.

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