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Posted at: 3/17/06 11:13 PM
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got any good pick-up lines or dating advice? (im a loser and i need help)
Posted at: 3/17/06 11:15 PM
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At 3/17/06 11:13 PM, kisaku_blade1 wrote: got any good pick-up lines or dating advice? (im a loser and i need help)
mmm have some self confidence...dont be a complete wuss, be a lil dangerous and try to be yourself if at all possible...but sometimes you have to fudge the lines a lil bit for attention...
that probably just confused you even more...
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Don't use pick up lines. Even if you find a clever one she'll expect you to be wittier than you are from that point on and you'll fail. Suck it up, be confdent, and just talk to them. You'll find someone who shares your interests eventualy.
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Posted at: 3/17/06 11:17 PM
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You're 20?
Why don't you post a picture of yourself.
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Posted at: 3/17/06 11:19 PM
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some pick up lines are real good for example: Can I have a picture of you, i need to show santa what i want for christmas (i can vouch for that one, it got me my current girlfriend) while others should not have been thought of: im not fred flintstone but i can make your bedrock (useless in many ways)
but besides pick up lines all i canm advise you on is compliment her alot
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Posted at: 3/17/06 11:21 PM
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Descibe yourself maybe better. Eye colour, age, hair colour, hair style, clothing style, personality style (humor, gentle, gay...).
I might be able to give you some advice
Posted at: 3/17/06 11:27 PM
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At 3/17/06 11:15 PM, R3dF0x wrote: mmm have some self confidence...dont be a complete wuss, be a lil dangerous and try to be yourself if at all possible...but sometimes you have to fudge the lines a lil bit for attention... that probably just confused you even more...
Don't take advice from someone who abuses elipises.
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Posted at: 3/17/06 11:29 PM
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gurlz like yu-gi-oh thats y i have liek 3 diff gfs but they dont kno bout eachother and i get sexed a lot
Posted at: 3/17/06 11:32 PM
At 3/17/06 11:29 PM, Yu-Gi-Oh-Freak wrote: gurlz like yu-gi-oh thats y i have liek 3 diff gfs but they dont kno bout eachother and i get sexed a lot
little pieces of shit cardboard with some weird witch on them DOES NOT count as a girlfriend and is damn near impossible to "sex" unless in your case you have a pin dick that could make an ant seem like The Big Show...
Posted at: 3/17/06 11:58 PM
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girls like funny dudes, sense oh HUMOR!!! and that confidence stuff help sa lot. women can sense fear like they sense sales
Posted at: 4/24/06 01:14 AM
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On that topic . . . help a girl out. What makes a girl approachable?
Sense of humor Undivided attention Compliments Good fashion and good hygiene (you don't need to look perfect, just look like you actually thought about what matched) Charm (without being too cheesy - it's VERY important to be able to hold a conversation) Be approachable and be comfortable approaching them
Anything else?
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get drunk. Trust me.
Posted at: 4/24/06 01:16 AM
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hey hun, the word of the day is legs; lets go home and spread the word
Posted at: 4/24/06 01:19 AM
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Don't ask Newgrounds about things involving being social for a start.
And if you really like someone, just get to know them first, don't expect to just instantly get in their pants. Act nice around them and be polite. If you have intentions don't voice them until you think you have a chance.
You're so pretty, like a tree, or a high-class prostitute.
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Hey, there might be some good ones here.
Or here.
Some people make serious posts, others do not.
I on't need a pick-up line, they all just jump on me.
Posted at: 4/24/06 01:20 AM
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Best pickup line ever:
"You dont know me, but I wish to take off all your clothing, and place my erect penis in your soft supple vagina until I ejaculate and we all have a hearty laugh"
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