I have a terrible secret.

[scottmale24]

I'm.... illiterate. I have been for almost two years now.

It happened in a motel in california. I'll spare you most of the unnecessary details, but I'll tell you that it did involve some bad drugs, some bad friends, and some used needles. Looking back, it may have been the worst mistake of my life. For I shall never be able to function normally in the world without being able to read or write.

Illiteracy: It's a disease.

[RacistBassist]

then how do you know what youre saying or typing?

[CaptainPeepers]

pfft. I'm really a raccoon using a small tool made of wood to type.

I EAT YOUR GARBAGE, BITCH >:(

[Smizzoach]

For someone who's illiterate, you type better than most retards on the BBS

[scottmale24]

At 3/16/06 09:23 PM, blizace wrote: then how do you know what youre saying or typing?

I just randomly press keys on the keyboard and hope that they form sentences. It's a miracle nobody had noticed so far.

[ShitstormLX]

You must be the Bible Code

[Alex-Cortes]

well i just found another ignerant person on newgrounds i may need to add a site and call it"idiots from newgrounds".remember kids dont do drugs but hea since you lost at life well go for it.

[Zeke]

At 3/16/06 09:25 PM, scottmale24 wrote: I just randomly press keys on the keyboard and hope that they form sentences. It's a miracle nobody had noticed so far.

The Lord moves in mysterious ways...

Zeke

[DashDingo]

Make a colored ribbon and sell it to people to make it look like they care.

omg sig idea.

[DemonSushi]

Yiffy cures all disease.