Funny Wedding

[Jerkapotamus]

My mom told me this story about when she was in 7th grade. I found it quite amusing.

My mom lived in North Dakota when she was growing up. At her middle school two of her friends were dating for awhile. Eventually the guy dumped her in this ingenious fashion. He told her he wrote a poem for her. She opened up the slip of paper and it said...

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
The trash gets dumped,
and so do you

The girl of course cried over it and as most people do, over react to a middle school relationship.

Well, around 20 years later they both met each other again in L.A. They talked for awhile and eventually started dating. After awhile they actually got married. It turns out she had kept the poem. She got her brother to read the poem at the wedding. The groom had no idea this was going to happen. I imagine he felt a bit uncomfortable. I would have loved to be there to see his expression. They did eventually get married though.

Heart warming isn't it?

[Dark-Wing]

Actually, it's rather amusing...

I would just sit back, and laugh.

[SgtBash-RF3000]

I saw that poem, and many others in a book called "Wacky insults and terrible jokes" I used to read parts to my friends in 4rth grade and we laughed like hell at peoples expressions.

[Alex-Cortes]

hahaha no hahaha no hahaha thats preety funny"the trash gets dumped and so do you"lol thanks for lighting up my day.

[Jerkapotamus]

At 3/16/06 09:18 PM, SgtBash_RF3000 wrote: I saw that poem, and many others in a book called "Wacky insults and terrible jokes" I used to read parts to my friends in 4rth grade and we laughed like hell at peoples expressions.

I thought about using that poem when I was in a similar situation but I managed to restrain myself. Didn't want to be too mean. That book sounds brilliant.

[Redder]

At 3/16/06 09:20 PM, J05H_DA wrote: omg a winner is you!!

As are all the other people you post to.

Moral:Stop using the same post.

[Ethereal]

At 3/16/06 09:20 PM, J05H_DA wrote: omg a winner is you!!

Please stop saying that. Third time I've seen you post it in 15 minutes. Nice story though. Make a movie out of it.

[Death-Threat]

that's pretty funny, sounds like a urban legend, though.

[sword-master1]

Very interesting poem. I'll use that next time i need to dump someone.

[Jerkapotamus]

At 3/16/06 10:04 PM, xmetallicax1 wrote: Make a movie out of it.

Currently worikng on it with DreamWorks. It's set to come out in the summer of 2008.

At 3/16/06 10:06 PM, the_guest wrote: that's pretty funny, sounds like a urban legend, though.

Well, unless my mom is lying to me, it all happened.