502 bottles of shit on the wall, 502 bottles of shit, take one down, squirt that diareah around, 501 bottles of shit on the wall....
501 bottles of shit on the wall, 501 bottles of shit, take one down, squirt that diareah around, 500 bottles of shit on the wall.....
500 bottles of shit on the wall, 500 bottles of shit, take one down, squirt that diareah around, 499 bottles of shit on the wall.....
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499 bottles of shit on the wall, 499 bottles of shit, take one down, squirt that diareah around, 498 bottles of shit on the wall......