Forum Topic: Jesus was circumsised!

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Posted at: 3/15/06 08:49 AM

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na, i don't really care ;)


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At 3/15/06 08:44 AM, EnglishPanda wrote: And whats with that hebrew language, it sucks, its basicly fleming up spit in your mouth but making out its a sentence instead.

It's not pleasant to listen to it's true but it's a remarkable language, never have I seen so many exacting forms of decription, particularily in it's offspring, Yiddish. In english there are but a few paltry terms to describe the shitty sort of luck I'm stuck with, in Yiddish it's one word: schlemazle.

And I take exception to that crack about most christians being circumsized, whoever said it. Unite, my uncut brethren! UNITE!


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Posted at: 3/15/06 09:12 AM

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they threw away the best bit :*(


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go for it


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Posted at: 3/15/06 11:23 AM

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Yeh Jesus was a Jew didn't you know that.

He can't exactly be born a christian


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At 3/15/06 08:07 AM, EnglishPanda wrote:
At 3/15/06 08:04 AM, capn_g wrote: Because, truth be told, Christianity is essentially a cult that made it. An offshoot of judaism, it inherits many of it's writs and practices...
So christianity is basicly a copy of judaism except without the freaky deaky extras such as being circumsised and the funny hats.

basically Christians and Jews agree about the old testiment, It was written that a messiah would come. Christians believe that Jesus was that messiah where as Jews believe the messiah is yet to come.


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At 3/15/06 08:54 AM, capn_g wrote: And I take exception to that crack about most christians being circumsized, whoever said it. Unite, my uncut brethren! UNITE!

I would unite is I was also uncut. But my bastard parents took pleasure in multalating me.

If I have a son, he will not be circumcised.


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At 3/15/06 08:47 AM, ForNoReason wrote: very few christians now ARENT circumsised... so whats your point?

Oh god, where did you get that fact from?


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At 3/15/06 11:50 AM, Knudsen wrote:
At 3/15/06 08:47 AM, ForNoReason wrote: very few christians now ARENT circumsised... so whats your point?
Oh god, where did you get that fact from?

I know a few friends of mine who are not circumcized, and many of them are Christian.


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At 3/15/06 08:00 AM, LinkSssilvermane wrote:
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You sir, FAIL at HTML.

"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"

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I think some people are completely confused as to what my post was saying. The part about jesus being circumised was really just a metaphor for saying he was a jew but he created christianity, the whole aim was actually find out what you thought about jesus being a jew. Im not asking for confirmation on him being circumised or jewish just what you thought about the son of god having no forskin really, so can we please get back to the original concept of this thread?

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Jesus was a jew, and supposedly theres benefits of circumsision. For me the damage is done either way, so I just take what I got.


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Posted at: 3/18/06 10:13 AM

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At 3/15/06 08:17 AM, EnglishPanda wrote:

And yes linkSsilverman im indeed the king of ignorance, you may expect me to feel bad but infact i'd like to say "Fuck yeah!"

Somehow, I'm not surprised. In the least.

Meh.

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