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Thank God I don't do any of those, I would hate to be a "true ng user"

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-Makes thread going agaisnt the opinions of the masses,so they thinks they're 'unique' when in reality,the thread has been done a million times.

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I'm kind of getting tired of these random threads explaining things that have already been pointed out. :\

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At 3/14/06 09:48 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: -Is completely convinced that the government planned 9/11 because of osmething they found on video google

Yes

-Thinks Eric Bauman gives a damn that everyone hates him

Yes

-Believes people care about the fight he got into at school

Yes

-Thinks that a review describing how the author of the flash will get raped by demons in hell is incerdibly helpful

Yes

-Believes that amount of pubic hair dictates intelligence and worth of opinion

It does for me. Thanks, pubes!!!!

-Understands that "girls on Ng" topics, never get old. EVER

Of course not, everyone loves repetition!

-Believes every rumor about a flash author he hears but feels the need to make a topic about it anyway to confirm it.

Yeah....

-Believes that Earfetish > Shakespeare

FUCKIN' A!!!!!!!!!

-Is certain that people care how much weed he smoked last night, or how many times he masturbates per week

Of course you need to know how much I jack off after smoking a gram!

-Won't let Chuck Norris Jokes die

"When Chuck Norris is late, time SLOWS THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!"

-Knows that if someone with over 5000 posts says it, it's true

Duh!

-Thinks "America Sucks" topics are the highest form of rebellion

But of course, nothing is more rebellious than a generic anti-American rant!

-Knows that one can never swear too much

FUCK CUNT ASSHOLE FUCK BITCH youv'e got a point FUCKER FUCKING FUCKED FUCK IT!!!!!!!!

-Thinks that if you have a Screenname like "FoamyFan1337", you are garanteed popularity

1337 pwns all....

-Thinks LegendaryFrog is funny, talented, and original

Who doesn't love Joseph Blanchette?

-Knows that one can never rip on the Christian religion too much

Christ was a loser, he fucked pigs.

So go out with these facts in mind, and you can be a true Orange, black, and grey blooded Ng user!

Grey blood is awesome, no one but an NGer can give me a transfusion!

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Follows the rules set no matter how much they hate them
doesn't start pointless flame wars with people to look cool
helps keep the garbage off of NG

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At 3/14/06 11:27 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Respects all user on NG even if they are talentless hacks
Respects the few girls that are on NG
Respects the Mods and NG staff

No NG users are like that..... >.<

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At 3/15/06 12:20 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote:

At 3/14/06 11:27 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Respects all user on NG even if they are talentless hacks
Respects the few girls that are on NG
Respects the Mods and NG staff

No NG users are like that..... >.<

the users in This club are like that

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That whole list is an insult to true NG users.

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At 3/15/06 12:23 AM, LittleWashu wrote: the users in This club are like that

That club is the most pathetic thing I've seen anywhere in quite a while, and I was just made aware of that 'Group Hug' site when the thread was made. That's quite a high concentration of sad.

Yikes.