At 3/12/06 05:08 PM, LettuceClock wrote:
...Pictures of aborted babies make you hard, but Condoleeza Rice makes you puke.
Let's see. Aborted babies don't make anyone hard. Really. Condoleeza Rice does make me puke, and here's why. She has a PHD in Russian Relations, yet her entire thesis was about why we should have bombed the shit out of Mscow to stop the Cold War 30 years beforehand by pre-emptively killing the commies with nukes. Yeah, she makes me puke.
... You think ditching a few day's of Air Force service is impeachable, but spending an entire military term doing jack shit and getting a purple heart for it is commendable.
This is unwarranted. I'm a debate state champion, and I say that you have no warrant. NORMALLY you get a purple heart, as one previous poster explained, for being shot. Kerry was shot. If you can actually claim that Bush shouldn't be impeached for dodging a war that Kerry was shot in, then you go to war, get shot, then come back and see how it feels when some asshole says that you weren't shot. I'm sorry, but you really have no truth to your statement. At least Kerry WAS in Vietnam, and the vets don't disprove that, while the evidence very clearly shows Bush not serving. Who do you trust more? Ingsoc or Fifa? Smith or O'Brien?
...Flip-Flopping you're reasons for going into war is horrible, but flip-flopping on EVERYTHING is just fine.
Once again, an unwarranted assertion that's B.S.
...Bombing a Tyonal building in another country because you think they might be terrorists is Okey-Dokey, but going to war with a country because they ARE terrorists is wrong.
O.k. this is where you really have to get up and look in a mirror. Bombing a tylenol building is bad, sure. BUT LYING TO THE FUCKING AMERICAN PEOPLE, THEN BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF A COUNTRY THAT HAD NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT. STOP WITH THE B.S.
... In your oppinion, when the Prime Minister of Brittain is a Republican presidents bitch, it's discusting. But when he's a Democrat president's bitch, it's "Good foreign relations"
First off, you illiterate dog, you mispelled disgusting. Secondly, we don't like Blair because it's not good foreign relations, he's our ONLY foreign relation. There's a difference.
...Accidently shooting your wad on her dress is just fine, but accidently shooting your gun at some guys face is horrible.
The Democrat party never agreed with Clinton's adultery. But this is bullshit. You are completely circumenting Bush's crimes with your ignorance. He's committed fraud, murder, larceny, drug-running, and any number of other felonies. He's lied to the American people, committed war crimes, destroyed foreign relations, and spread the ideal of doublespeak with bullshit initiatives like "The Clear Skies initiative" and "No Child Left Behind".
...When a fat, pompouse, no good lying dick makes a movie full of lies and deciet it's wonderfull, but when a skinny, pompouse, no good lying blond bitch makes a book full of lies and deciet it's despicable.
This is sick. Michael Moore is not a fat, pompous dick. He didn't lie. Ann Coulter is despicable because she DID make a book on lies and deceit. Moore's movie is a documentary for a reason. It shows actual events.
...The Church has absolutely no right to controll any aspect of the U.S government, but the U.S government does have the right to force the church to go against it's very beliefs and let homosexuals get married.
No shit the Church should have no right to control the government. Dur. The U.S. gov. isn't forcing the church to do jack shit in forcing churches to allow marriage. What it's doing is called CIVIL UNIONS. BIG difference.
...When it comes to the second amendment, you believe we need to completely overide it because these changing times requires it. When it comes to wire tapping however, it goes against the constitution, and it's not like we can just over-rided just because these changing times requires it; that's not how things work.
Mispelled override. Good job. Uh, no. Wire-tapping= bad. Assault rifles in the hands of 10-year olds= bad. Stop spewing your b.s.
...You think it's inapropriote to teach the theory of creationism since it's completely un-proved and theres no evidence to support it. Instead, you want them to teach the completely un-proved theory with no evidence to support it that say's the exact oppisite.
Oh man, another mispelling. INNAPROPRIATE. AGH. Ok, here's where you need to look up the theory of the flying spaghetti monster. When you have evolution proven, its no longer a theory, its a fact. There is no proof of creationism but faith. And faith= lack of evidence.
...It's horrible to expose children to firearms of any type... you know, untill they grow up, join the army, and save you're pussy ass from the guy's with a Turban and a S.T.I.N.G.E.R missle.
...Ok, this is where the stupidity shines. The guys with the turbans and the S.T.I.N.G.E.R. missles will only kill them when the guys are in the army. Not saving our asses. We leave in the U.S. they can't fly here.
...When Bush Sr. Meets up with middle eastern dictators whom we later go to war with it makes you sick, but when a Democrate does it it's, once again, "Good foreign relations"
Hmm. Unwarranted.
...You think that the Horrible religiouse murders the Isreali's commit are better then the horrible religiouse murders the Palistinians commit because they're our allies.
No. We don't.
That french shit was excised because you suck.
...When the Northern states, I.E Massachusets and Maine attempt to brake free from they're owners because they want a different form of government and more power it's a gloriouse fight for freedom, but when the southern states do the same thing for the same reasons 100 or so years later, they're horrible racist dicks.
Another mispelling. And more warrantless claims.
Yes, I realise the french thing was an "America in generall" thing. Don't hop on my nuts.
I will. Again and again. Bleed yellow blood you sinful creature.
oh, by the way, that scar you have doesn't exist. oh, by the way, that scar you have never happened oh by the way, you weren't shot
Oh come ON.