At 3/11/06 12:18 PM, Dropkicked wrote:
Newgrounds E-Penis.
What you must do is, take your post count, then multiply it by the number of flashes you have (if you have none, multiply by 1) . Add the number of reviews you have made, then if you have any portal awards, aside from Turd of the Week, multiply your current score by the number of awards (once again, if none, multiply by 1) .
After this, take your experience points and add them to the score. Then, take the number of bans you have, multiply by 2, and subtract from your current score. Add your blams and saves (added together).
Finally, if you are a mod, add 1, admin, add 10, and if you have been on newgrounds more than 1 year, add 5.
So, take my post count, 1337. (LOL 1337)
1337 x 1 + 16 x 1 + 590 - 22 +115 = 2036. My Newgrounds E-Penis is 2,036 inches.
(post count) x (flashes) + (reviews) x (awards) + (exp) - (bans x 2) + (blam/protect) + (status) = NG E- Penis.
How big is yours?
120 x 2 (Both got blammed) + 76x1 + 440 - 4 + 305 = 1057
My E-Penis is 1057 inches
Wow :( your penis is 2x bigger than mine, fuck you :(
Also, Poozy's is like 9000 inches according into his picture.