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Splinterkill

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Posted at: 10/4/07 05:43 AM

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At 3/11/06 12:20 PM, Fire wrote:
At 3/11/06 12:18 PM, Samurai_Crisp wrote: Newgrounds E-Penis.
I'm not going through all that math and research.

i'll say..who would go through that much troble


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Lord6Shadow66

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Posted at: 12/26/07 07:20 AM

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mine was

3000000000000000

did i do something wrong?...cuz...that doesnt seem like a logical number...

also...i suck at math.....
so...idk..did i do it right?


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maddyman10

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Posted at: 12/28/07 02:33 AM

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ROFL, only 262. I am new


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Posted at: 12/28/07 02:49 AM

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18,002.669 inches.


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Posted at: 6/20/08 02:57 PM

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mine gives -0.993 inches... is that bad?


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aldlv

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Posted at: 6/21/08 01:10 AM

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At 3/11/06 12:18 PM, Dropkicked wrote: 1337 x 1 + 16 x 1 + 590 - 22 +115 = 2036. My Newgrounds E-Penis is 2,036 inches.

(post count) x (flashes) + (reviews) x (awards) + (exp) - (bans x 2) + (blam/protect) + (status) = NG E- Penis.

1103 x 1 (yes... I have 1 flash!...) + 806x1 + 3250-(1x2) + 16382 + 0 = ...

21,539 inches

btw... Audio submissions should count too!!!
who say it?
a guy with 20k+ inches in his e-penis... lol

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DarkAngel717

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Posted at: 12/29/08 04:47 PM

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701 inches

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

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RPGCrazyCritic

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At 3/11/06 12:18 PM, Dropkicked wrote: Newgrounds E-Penis.

What you must do is, take your post count, then multiply it by the number of flashes you have (if you have none, multiply by 1) . Add the number of reviews you have made, then if you have any portal awards, aside from Turd of the Week, multiply your current score by the number of awards (once again, if none, multiply by 1) .

After this, take your experience points and add them to the score. Then, take the number of bans you have, multiply by 2, and subtract from your current score. Add your blams and saves (added together).

Finally, if you are a mod, add 1, admin, add 10, and if you have been on newgrounds more than 1 year, add 5.

So, take my post count, 1337. (LOL 1337)

1337 x 1 + 16 x 1 + 590 - 22 +115 = 2036. My Newgrounds E-Penis is 2,036 inches.

(post count) x (flashes) + (reviews) x (awards) + (exp) - (bans x 2) + (blam/protect) + (status) = NG E- Penis.

How big is yours?

120 x 2 (Both got blammed) + 76x1 + 440 - 4 + 305 = 1057

My E-Penis is 1057 inches

Wow :( your penis is 2x bigger than mine, fuck you :(

Also, Poozy's is like 9000 inches according into his picture.

...Come over here and say that to my Face Tuff guy!

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Rig

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7166 x 95 (audio and flash) + 141 x 1 + 3770 - 12 + 252 + 1 = 684,922 inches

Do I win?


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Dmabster

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1387. I added 5 because new years is in 2 days anyway

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Is there somewhere we can find a ban tally?

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Toiletpaper

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6,782 inches...

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RawrOutLoud

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LOL WUT.
I'm supposed to have one?
...
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32,710 inches bitches @;-}>

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Sanjay

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6 inches.

Oh wait, my e-penis... nvm

My e-penis is 85,161 inches
My e-penis is 7,096 ft 9 inches
My e-penis is 1.34 miles long.

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fuzzum111

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my NG e-penis is 5,901 inches long.

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jaammiie

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Hehe ZAAL would own everyone with just his post count.

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Toiletpaper

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At 12/29/08 05:10 PM, Rig wrote: 7166 x 95 (audio and flash) + 141 x 1 + 3770 - 12 + 252 + 1 = 684,922 inches

Do I win?

No. You get to bang the FIRST girl.
The virgin.
Hope her vagina is at least a mile long.

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DarkAngel717

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Posted at: 1/4/09 11:59 PM

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Mine's is 962 inches (for now)

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

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liaaaam

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147,782.352 inches.

I really need awards hmm ;)


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powergo

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mine is 1.001 inches, small peines!

"If I only had flash..."


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Wow.... Now i feel unworthy here. this probably being my first post. -____- rofl.


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FatJoe214

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Wow 7 pages without an Over 9000 joke I'm very proud ng

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fuzzum111

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9887 wow..mine has grown alot over the last year.

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andyman2009

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Posted at: 10/28/09 10:49 PM

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411 inches

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Kwing

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Posted at: 10/29/09 12:13 AM

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[(1857*71+657+5940)-6]+1538+5=139,981
That's over 2 miles.

Once I get another award, that number is going to go crazy.


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Jackdabomb

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4575 inches. E-chicks are gonna get some good bonin'

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661 inches, but unlike real cock, i gain inches every day.


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Dropkicked

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How did this get bumped? I forgot this shit even existed until I saw it in the topic listing.

8,678 inches

723.16 feet

0.137 miles

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