wade pwnd in 26 mins

[der-Wahnsinn]

I made this game in 26 mins just to show that the milano crew pwnd Wade Fulp!

but i can not submit it because i am portal banned because of 2 submissions with a score of more than 1.55, but less than 1.60.

here is it:

wade pwnd in flash

[der-Wahnsinn]

i forgot to say that you move with arrow keys and hit with space key.

:)

[Nightmare333]

You took 30 seconds of my life and i want them back.

[Jonas]

At 3/9/06 04:05 AM, der_Wahnsinn wrote: I made this game in 26 mins just to show that the milano crew pwnd Wade Fulp!

Hahahaha.
That shit is weaker than my bowel movements.
I swear to god the worst part is you actually think you've accomplished something.
Tell you what, the only time in your life you will have accomplished anything is when you stop wasting your time with dealing with e-drama, and start focusing on bettering your life.

Wade's probably done very little to you personally if anything, and you being the mindless sheep that you are, decide to follow the fucking norm and pour your heart and soul into a terrible piece of coding.

I hope you wake up one day, and realize that you have little to no worth, and that even your parents would be hesistant to acknowledge that such a terrible fetal skid mark crawled out of their DNA.

Seriously, go take a good look in the mirror, and ask yourself if anyone is your friend?

Attacking admins, and wasting your life isn't cool.

Fucking do something with your life worthwhile.

By the way, you're 16, lord knows you're probably just focusing your sad and sorry personal problems on the BBS and on a website person for no real reason, so grow the fuck up.

I can understand it's a frightening experiance getting hair in places you didn't think would grow there, and you are starting to think bad evil unChristian thoughts about girls, but it's all part of manhood.

So grow the fuck up and join the real world.

Your flash impressed no one, and in fact, your life is a hollow shell with no redeeming effort put into it.

Those were your parent's words not mine.

Christ, stop and think next time before you decide to waste our fucking time.

<3

[HTID]

lol hmmm

>: ( blam

[der-Wahnsinn]

At 3/9/06 04:15 AM, Jonas wrote:

At 3/9/06 04:05 AM, der_Wahnsinn wrote: I made this game in 26 mins just to show that the milano crew pwnd Wade Fulp!

Hahahaha.
That shit is weaker than my bowel movements.

shut up!

This game was just for fun and i know making better flash games.

did you really think this is all i am able to do in flash?

no, it's not.

[Heedless]

Portal banned? How did that happen, with this kind of high quality flash submissions... =P
But I'm glad you are =P

[aeternitas]

Jonas pwned das_Wahnsinn in about 15 seconds there.

Artfully written punch to the faceparts.

[Heedless]

At 3/9/06 04:23 AM, der_Wahnsinn wrote: did you really think this is all i am able to do in flash?

no, it's not.

Who don't you go make some better flash game then? =P

[Jonas]

At 3/9/06 04:23 AM, der_Wahnsinn wrote:

At 3/9/06 04:15 AM, Jonas wrote:

At 3/9/06 04:05 AM, der_Wahnsinn wrote: I made this game in 26 mins just to show that the milano crew pwnd Wade Fulp!

Hahahaha.
That shit is weaker than my bowel movements.

shut up!

This game was just for fun and i know making better flash games.

did you really think this is all i am able to do in flash?

no, it's not.

Actually guess what? Yes I think that this is the extent of your current flash skills since you are focusing on stupid shit instead of doing what you really want. What possessed you to go 'Man if I could run around with a big mallet and conk Wade in the head, that would be really funny' in your mind? You need to start thinking outside the norm of hating other people on the site, and focus on building your own self esteem. Your whole personality is weak and terrible. You reek of both inept flash skills and also childish foolishness.

If you want to learn flash, then you should work on getting a job first, because unless the aforementioned ashamed parents bought you flash to shut you up and keep you out of their sight, you pirated flash to make the game itself, or perhaps you're just using some terrible third party game because you're too lazy to get a job and pay for a real copy of the program? And don't give me that shit about it costing hundreds of dollars, unless you are some stupid fucking dropout , because there is a student version available online.

Now pay attention, because this is important.

Start thinking for yourself, and ignore other flash groups that cling to nothing for their existance other than latching on to other's lives. If you think about it, it's like wanting to grow up and be a fucking groupie. That is not a life you would want to lead... living in someone's footsteps.

I will give you an honest flash review the instant you make honest flash.

You are either a software pirate, or you are unloved by your parents, which is it?

[der-Wahnsinn]

Jonas, do you reallly think you are normal?

is it normal to have a site with the title "kill people and eat their brains" ?

PS:you suck

[aeternitas]

At 3/9/06 04:37 AM, der_Wahnsinn wrote: Jonas, do you reallly think you are normal?

is it normal to have a site with the title "kill people and eat their brains" ?

PS:you suck

Not to tread on Mod ground, but honestly, do you think you're making a point with such childish comebacks as 'Do you think you're normal?' and the good 'ol standby, 'you suck'? You're failing miserably, and losing ground that you don't even have.

My advice, at this point, would be to wisen up a little bit (I know, a bit hard being young, but check my age, I'm not too far off of you pal), and hunker down for a bit. That flash, was pathetic, and if your previous scores are an honest reflection of what you're capable of, then possibly sitting down and thinking of a good, solid idea for a flash might do you some good. Alot of people who submit to the portal will work for months or more to make a QUALITY FLASH for the site. Those people deserve the 3's, 4's and 5's that they, for the most part get. Bad flash, gets blammed. End of story.

You can come back with some ridiculous and petulant remark about how I haven't submitted anything to the portal, but quite frankly, that means nothing. I have no illusions about my artistic/creative abilities, and I'm not willing to submit myself to almost guaranteed humiliation. Possibly, that limits my room to comment on what is good, and what is bad. But many times, the best eyes to review a piece of work, are those that are uncluttered by having worked with the material and software, and those who merely look for enjoyment in their web browsing.

[FuckingGenius]

Can't we all just get along?

[Jonas]

At 3/9/06 04:37 AM, der_Wahnsinn wrote: Jonas, do you reallly think you are normal?

No, you stupid little shit. Pay fucking attention. Normalcy is a state dictated solely by what is and isn't socially acceptable within the cultural period that you are living in. Nothing is normal, and nothing is weird unless you are willing to subscribe to other people's thoughts, and be driven like fucking oxen into the flowing river of the mainstream media.

is it normal to have a site with the title "kill people and eat their brains" ?

And yes, that is perfectly normal. It's a game that people enjoy playing, it's no more unnatural than say having a link to a favorite game on newgrounds. What a terrible terrible arguement. I swear to god, I hope that on Christmas morning you run down stairs in hopes of finding presents and find your parents sitting there crying because you lived another day unable to realize your own potential. You sad fucking waste of atoms.

PS:you suck

That's all? I expected more from a 16 year old with more talent in flash! I would have hoped for an incredibly witty rebuttal, or perhaps you could go to your free forums for the Milano Crew, and post about how mean I was, and have everyone pool together every single scrap of intellect, and try and form a cohesive arguement as to why you can daily draw breath and scrape off the tears from your face enough times to wander wearily through the world asking yourself 'Why god, why can I not think for myself?'

[cool-penguin-0]

Aww, you made Jonas cry.

[Liquid5150]

Blah blah blah, BLAH! blah blah flash is the the highest form of art, blah blah and yada yada you are not a good flash artist. Blah your childesh, yada wacka wacka. Why do you blah blah with a blah and then blah.

So yeah suck it.

Like he's gonna feel bad or good regardless.

[Jonas]

At 3/9/06 04:53 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Aww, you made Jonas cry.

There is very little that can. Petulant children can easily do so.

[thepuppetmaster1]

wow what a waste it sucked dude

[LOLIMKEWL]

What a great game.

[Shadow-XII]

I did it in four seconds.

[Miigga]

Why would we want to kill Wade?

[Apollo]

Don't worrry dude, it wouldn't made to the portal anyways. BLAM!

[Kiyri]

Good thing you didnt try to submit it here..or wait it would have been good for blam points I guess..

[Final-sephiroth]

Why! That was SuCkY!!

[The-NoOne-HK4]

At 3/9/06 04:16 AM, grenade_launcher69 wrote: lol hmmm

>: ( blam

shut up you fucking n00b i blam you for being here and anyway it was funny:P

[ToXiCxNeT]

umm that was dumb give me my 1 minute back

[thelordofcheese]

That's l337

[Seanmlr]

lame, and that's why you're banned because you sir are lame

[GreenCard]

I vote 0

[JoS]

I cant image why you are banned from the portal. And I couldnt even tell it took you 26 minutes to make that. really I couldnt. I would have guessed 10.