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Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:38 PM Reply

The 300,000th Portal entry is coming pretty soon. And I want to be around when it's submitted. Unfortunately it looks like it will be submitted during school hours. I need a good way to get sick so I won't have to go to school tomarrow.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:39 PM Reply

Eat a light bulb.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:39 PM Reply

Is it really worth your future to see a flash with a number?

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:40 PM Reply

At 3/7/06 07:38 PM, Dudeo wrote: The 300,000th Portal entry is coming pretty soon. And I want to be around when it's submitted. Unfortunately it looks like it will be submitted during school hours. I need a good way to get sick so I won't have to go to school tomarrow.

amputate your arm. You're almost guaranteed a month, if not 2 months.


Die...

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:40 PM Reply

In the morning you can chug something gross to throw up. I once used broth cubes mixed with lemon juice... I didn't throw up though so it was just pure unenjoyment.... Just lie in your bed and moan and get really angry and pissy so your parets just give up.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:40 PM Reply

Eat a full cooked fried `(eggs meat) meal before you go to bed. You'll wake up with teh worst smelliest burps and gas. Trust me it will hurt


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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:40 PM Reply

Just eat something which you wouldn't normally eat.


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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:40 PM Reply

20 bucks its a crappy flash.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:42 PM Reply

just like chew something up,like bread and then just spit it in he toliet and tell your mom you threw up. trust me dude it works for me


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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:42 PM Reply

At 3/7/06 07:40 PM, -Sickair- wrote: 20 bucks its a crappy flash.

I'll up that ante a couple hundred...

... pesos.


Die...

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:42 PM Reply

Bash your head against the sidewalk one or two times. That should get you out of school. Just say that you tripped or something.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:43 PM Reply

At 3/7/06 07:42 PM, ShinDenjin wrote:
At 3/7/06 07:40 PM, -Sickair- wrote: 20 bucks its a crappy flash.
I'll up that ante a couple hundred...

... pesos.

Can i add a half eaten sammich to that pile?

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:44 PM Reply

At 3/7/06 07:42 PM, Master_Brown14 wrote: Bash your head against the sidewalk one or two times. That should get you out of school. Just say that you tripped or something.

Yeah, that won't get you sick, but still....

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:44 PM Reply

eat 2 spoonfuls of Cinnimon, If that doesnt work, your bowels are too strong to be sick.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:45 PM Reply

You know what just take shit fluch the oilet and be like" Its really embarrassing I was pooping and threw up," your mom won't be like I didn't see any shit your going to school.
Remember act sick.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:52 PM Reply

Eat some play doh. Im serious, I did it once and vomited and got to miss school! It doesn't taste that bad either.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:54 PM Reply

Break your leg..Or drink 8 gallons of expired milk.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:54 PM Reply

Pretend that you're sick?


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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 07:59 PM Reply

At 3/7/06 07:54 PM, xTheFeaRx wrote: Break your leg..Or drink 8 gallons of expired milk.

MMM...EXPIRED MILKKKKKKKKKKK......

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 08:03 PM Reply

If you have never eaten sushi before (its crucial that you never have!) or havent in a while, try some and it might (no promises!)

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 08:04 PM Reply

oh! good idea,

Take a cottonball, dip it in red dye, mix some water with it, make sure its ALOT of red dye, and then stuff it up your nose and then pinch your nose, and show your mom and she'll be like "omfgwtfbbq.com" and then BAM instant Drop-out

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 08:05 PM Reply

Make a million hickies in your arm. Then tell your mom/dad you have a really bad rash. Truust me it worked for me b4.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 3/7/06 07:43 PM, Marine237 wrote:
At 3/7/06 07:42 PM, ShinDenjin wrote:
At 3/7/06 07:40 PM, -Sickair- wrote: 20 bucks its a crappy flash.
I'll up that ante a couple hundred...

... pesos.
Can i add a half eaten sammich to that pile?

I'll throw in a slightly irregular banna to the pot.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 3/7/06 07:43 PM, Marine237 wrote:
At 3/7/06 07:42 PM, ShinDenjin wrote:
At 3/7/06 07:40 PM, -Sickair- wrote: 20 bucks its a crappy flash.
I'll up that ante a couple hundred...

... pesos.
Can i add a half eaten sammich to that pile?

yeah, then I'll throw in the clippings of a bum's fingernails as well as his blankie for good measure.


Die...

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 08:08 PM Reply

At 3/7/06 07:40 PM, -Sickair- wrote: 20 bucks its a crappy flash.

Duoble says that it is aware that it is #300,000


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 08:15 PM Reply

how can you tell that the 300,000th is coming up? and as for getting sick, eat something (try for something that won't settle well in the morning) so you have something to throw up, then either 1. think of something really gross (or maybe think of eating something gross) and then try tp burp, usually works.
2. stink your fingers down your throat and touch your tonsels

or #3 fake it.

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 08:28 PM Reply

meh the old hand in the wood chipper trick works for me. >.<

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Response to Ways to get sick Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 08:33 PM Reply

Just voluntarily puke, all you do is start coughing, and steadily get harder, and then cough while spitting, and puke comes out. Its how I always do it.


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Response to Ways to get sick Feb. 17th, 2009 @ 06:07 PM Reply

At 3/7/06 08:05 PM, Kaleidoscope wrote: Make a million hickies in your arm. Then tell your mom/dad you have a really bad rash. Truust me it worked for me b4.

ive tried it does work

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Response to Ways to get sick Feb. 17th, 2009 @ 06:11 PM Reply

Drink a couple 2 liters of mountain dew and go on the spinny things at the playground. I make an circle of puke once.